Ahaha, yesssss. FANGIRL REPRODUCTION ITSELF IS ONE OF THE MOST CURIOUS ANOMALIES OF THE ANIMAL WORLD. WHILE MANY FANGIRLS SEEM FASCINATED BY THE MECHANISMS OF HUMAN REPRODUCTION, ANALYSIS OF THE FANGIRL GENOME REVEALS VERY FEW SIMILARITIES AND NO DISTINCTIVE GENOMIC SIGNATURE. HOW IS THE FANGIRL MADE? CURRENT FANGIRLOLOGISTS THEORIZE THAT FANGIRLS MAY BE THE ONLY COMPLEX MULTICELLULAR ORGANISMS TO REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY.

THE RABIDITY ITSELF MAY BE A PRODUCT OF THE HERD MENTALITY, HEREAFTER REFERRED TO AS THE "FANDOM HIVEMIND" WHEREBY FANGIRLS AFFIRM AND REINFORCE EACH OTHER'S OBSESSIONS. THE SOURCE AND LOCATION OF THIS "HIVEMIND" ARE AS YET UNKNOWN.