hahahahaha oh god, I LOVE IT. I AM ALL ABOUT THINGS BEING OSTENSIBLY GEN. My ships are ninja ships.

ONE SLASHOLOGIST SPENT WEEKS STUDYING A SMARM ONLY TO BE LAUGHED OFFSTAGE AT A CONFERENCE WHEN ITS TRUE NATURE WAS REVEALED. HIS CAREER NEVER RECOVERED FROM THE BLOW AND HE SANK INTO ALCOHOLISM, AND EVENTUALLY DIED OF CONSUMPTION.