casfest / commentfic / puppy
1. People have started posting to
castielfest and it does a mod's heart good, it does. It's all coming together, guys! And now on a note that has nothing to do with the recent rash of drop-outs, you should maybe consider signing up to be a Casfest pinch-hitter. You don't need to be a Casfest participant to be a pinch-hitter.
2. WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? DID YOU SAY YOU NEED MORE CRACK IN YOUR LIFE? I think that's what you said.

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animus_wyrmis and I think
lass: he would so so benefit from having a dog
wyrm: He would have so much less worry. Like, the dog is just there. It loves him, and girls love dogs, and dogs love food, it's like Dean's heaven.
lass: he would never feed it dog food, like, when he's eating dinner he just throws down a bit of chicken at the dog sometimes
wyrm: And they go swimming and then Dean towels them off carefully before getting in the Impala.
lass: and he teaches it to track wendigos and werewolves, and! dogs bark at the supernatural, so he's totally useful too, sam, shut up.
wyrm: Sam's like, if it tries to sleep on my bed again it has to go.
And Dean's like, god, it has to be comfortable at night!
lass: sam doesn't understand
also "dean i thought you trained the dog to stay." "i did." "it doesn't." it does when dean tells it to.
wyrm: Yes! It also always steals Sam's food. Sam is pretty sure Dean has trained it to know
"Make it eat your burger, Dean, I was going to eat that!"
lass: and dean's just like :-p
when they're riding in the impala, the dog rides shotgun and sticks his head out the window and dean just cranks ac/dc all the way up and life is GOOD, man
wyrm: Sam is like omfg why do I have to sit in the back.
lass: sam gets him an issue of Dog Fancy as a joke
wyrm: oh man, dean is probably really intense about training. like he goes to the library and looks up the best techniques and stuff
lass: ya ya, but the dog loves it i bet, and after every success dean is like "WHO'S A GOOD BOY, WHO'S A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE" while the dog licks his face and wags its tail furiously
AND WHEN HE WAS TRAINING THE DOG TO ATTACK THINGS, HE MADE SAM PUT ON THE PADDING AND BE THE ATTACKEE
wyrm: Sam was like DEAN THIS IS NOT OKAY
DEAN
lass: SHUT UP SAM HOW ELSE IS THE DOG GONNA LEARN
SIC EM
RUN FASTER SAM YOU'RE NOT BEING ENOUGH OF A CHALLENGE
wyrm: Sam is like CALL IT OFF CALL IT OFF!
lass: "YEAH FUCKIN TEAR HIS GUTS OUT :D!" dean is so proud.
wyrm: He gets it a special collar, with symbols and salt built in and stuff.
lass: lol does he name the dog christo
wyrm: lolol yes.
Also he's one of those dog owners that, like, brag outrageously in the park.
Christo is SO INTELLIGENT, he is a GENIUS, look at him run!
lass: one time he attacked a shapeshifter ALL BY HIMSELF and TOTALLY FUCKED IT UP, goddamn
wyrm: it was AMAZING, he is THE BEST HUNTER. and he does ridiculous baby talk too. WHO'S THE BEST HUNTER? ARE YOU THE BEST HUNTER? YOU ARE THE BEST HUNTER! [originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/29464.html |
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2. WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? DID YOU SAY YOU NEED MORE CRACK IN YOUR LIFE? I think that's what you said.

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lass: he would so so benefit from having a dog
wyrm: He would have so much less worry. Like, the dog is just there. It loves him, and girls love dogs, and dogs love food, it's like Dean's heaven.
lass: he would never feed it dog food, like, when he's eating dinner he just throws down a bit of chicken at the dog sometimes
wyrm: And they go swimming and then Dean towels them off carefully before getting in the Impala.
lass: and he teaches it to track wendigos and werewolves, and! dogs bark at the supernatural, so he's totally useful too, sam, shut up.
wyrm: Sam's like, if it tries to sleep on my bed again it has to go.
And Dean's like, god, it has to be comfortable at night!
lass: sam doesn't understand
also "dean i thought you trained the dog to stay." "i did." "it doesn't." it does when dean tells it to.
wyrm: Yes! It also always steals Sam's food. Sam is pretty sure Dean has trained it to know
"Make it eat your burger, Dean, I was going to eat that!"
lass: and dean's just like :-p
when they're riding in the impala, the dog rides shotgun and sticks his head out the window and dean just cranks ac/dc all the way up and life is GOOD, man
wyrm: Sam is like omfg why do I have to sit in the back.
lass: sam gets him an issue of Dog Fancy as a joke
wyrm: oh man, dean is probably really intense about training. like he goes to the library and looks up the best techniques and stuff
lass: ya ya, but the dog loves it i bet, and after every success dean is like "WHO'S A GOOD BOY, WHO'S A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE" while the dog licks his face and wags its tail furiously
AND WHEN HE WAS TRAINING THE DOG TO ATTACK THINGS, HE MADE SAM PUT ON THE PADDING AND BE THE ATTACKEE
wyrm: Sam was like DEAN THIS IS NOT OKAY
DEAN
lass: SHUT UP SAM HOW ELSE IS THE DOG GONNA LEARN
SIC EM
RUN FASTER SAM YOU'RE NOT BEING ENOUGH OF A CHALLENGE
wyrm: Sam is like CALL IT OFF CALL IT OFF!
lass: "YEAH FUCKIN TEAR HIS GUTS OUT :D!" dean is so proud.
wyrm: He gets it a special collar, with symbols and salt built in and stuff.
lass: lol does he name the dog christo
wyrm: lolol yes.
Also he's one of those dog owners that, like, brag outrageously in the park.
Christo is SO INTELLIGENT, he is a GENIUS, look at him run!
lass: one time he attacked a shapeshifter ALL BY HIMSELF and TOTALLY FUCKED IT UP, goddamn
wyrm: it was AMAZING, he is THE BEST HUNTER. and he does ridiculous baby talk too. WHO'S THE BEST HUNTER? ARE YOU THE BEST HUNTER? YOU ARE THE BEST HUNTER! [originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/29464.html |
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And I'm still in for Casfest! Working on my
plotless beaststory as we speak! Type! Whatever!no subject
Yeah you should really finish that.
Woooo, Casfestation!
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braggy dog owner dean and sam wearing the attack dummy suit XD
though can I say, looking at The Dark Side of the Moon ep, Sam would be a little bit more delighted.
"Stop giving Christo treats, Sam, those are for training!"
"Aw, come on, Dean, what's the big deal, he's just a dog."
"He's not just a dog, he's a hunter's dog! He has to be disciplined. You're going to make him fat."
AND THEN BOTH SAM AND CHRISTO TURN THE PUPPY EYES ON HIM
IN DEADLY COMBINATION
see, that's why Sam orders all these salads and veggies and shit, because Christo won't eat those. And Dean finds his burgers shrinking because Christo is really good at those puppy eyes.
Christo likes sitting in Sam's lap. It's bigger than Dean's. He is hardly a lapdog, but Sam is sasquatch after all. And Sam plays with Christo's ears and always flips them inside-out over his head and Dean is like STOP THAT, YOU'RE MAKING HIM FEEL UNDIGNIFIED.
okay it is no secret now that I love love love animal fic :D
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DYYYYYYIIIIIIIING XD
AHAHA is that how Sam convinces Dean to start eating vegetables?! You know that the first times when Christo finally pounches on Sam in the dummy suit, there is no attacking, there is just face-licking. And Dean is like D-:< BAD BOY. BAD BOY, BOTH OF YOU, STOP THAT.
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And Sam is, like, laughing too hard to get up, and Christo is wagging his tail really hard, and then he goes off to chase squirrels or something. "Maybe not so smart," Sam says, and Dean is like HE WORKED VERY HARD TODAY, SAMMY.
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WHAT'S THAT, CHRISTO? SAMMY FELL IN A WELL?
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"Dean, there is no way your dog is a psychic."
"Sammy! He figured out where you were and how to tell me to save your ass, of *course* he is a psychic. Don't listen to him, Christo, he's just jealous because you're a better psychic than him."
"Dean, I am not jealous of your dog--"
"WHO'S A BETTER PSYCHIC, CHRISTO?"
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Christo would have to have a SPECIAL DOGGY SEAT for the car so he wouldn't put his toenails through the upholstery and it's made of fluffy white sheepskin and cost more than Dean's entire wardrobe. And when they get in a bad fight with a Cait Sidhe Dean is bleeding from a head wound but that's only a scratch and OMG CHRISTO HAS A SORE PAW, SAM, WE NEED TO FIND A VET RIGHT NOW I DON'T CARE IF IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING.
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So freaky, logging into the mod email after a while and all the new messages said "sorry I'm a have to drop out" and I was like DDDDDDDDDDDD:
Christo has this habit of humping Cas's leg whenever he drops by. Cas is o___O but not too bothered, and Sam is just like "like father like son".