let's get some art deco skyscraping action up in here

[whynot]

I guess by now everyone has seen the CW's official shipping banners. Guys, all I want is a fic about Sam and his BFF the snake hanging out. The snake is draped lazily over Sam's shoulders while he sharpens his machete, and Dean is majorly creeped out by it but Sam is all, "Don't be a wuss, Dean," and the snake is just like :)~

Anyway, SPN 6x07.


MY FAVORITE PART IS HOW HE IS PUTTING ON A SECOND PAIR OF SUNGLASSES OVER THE FIRST. I guess that's how badass Horatio is, guys.

And for those of you making slow going of your sassy_otp exchange, here is some visual inspiration for you. Try to keep your pants on:




oh my holy jesus christ lord have mercy





TONE IT DOWN, YOU TWO. No, DON'T TONE IT DOWN EVER. Sassyyyyyyyyy <333



shoulder-brushiiing <3333


fo sho


idk, this GIF just amuses me. Cas and Skinner are very much in agreement. I wonder what about? Is it about how there needs to be more 6x10 spoilers right the fuck now?


THEIR FACES. Cas has to go do more regrettable things, okay, and Dean is all, "Did I just get sassed?" and Sam is like, "Is it puppy-killing time yet?" YES TO BOTH QUESTIONS.

-- There were a lot of pictures of the Chrysler building in my life last night. Guys, I am ever more convinced: SERA GAMBLE IS ON LJ. IS SHE ON MY FLIST? IS SHE ON YOURS? IS SHE ON OUR FRIENDS-OF? IS SHE YOU? omg. what if i'm sera gamble. WHAT IF.

-- I am a little chafed that Christian was possessed all this time. Well, from the time of Sam's resurrection, I assume. I guess not, if he could walk past Dean's devil trap in 6x01! How big of a kink does this put in my cousincestuous plans? Wait, not that kind of kink. ...Okay, maybe a little bit of that kind of kink.

-- SPEAKINNA COUSINS. GWEN. OMFG GWEN <333 SHE'S GOOD AT THIS SHIT BUT THEY MAKE HER SIT AT THE KIDS TABLE because she reminds Gramps of Mary. THANKS FOR THAT CLUNKILY DELIVERED BUT DELICIOUS ANVIL, SHOW. I bet there were times when Mark or Christian said, "Samuel, we should bring Gwen for this one," and Gramps is like, "NO." And one day Gwen has had enough and she gets a bit YELLY ABOUT IT and is like I'VE BEEN HUNTING MY WHOLE LIFE and Gramps is all BUT NOW YOU PLAY BY MY RULES. And she will, much as she hates it, because she is a GOOD LITTLE SOLDIER, stiff upper lip. GWEN IS SAMUEL'S FAVORITE.

-- I AM SUDDENLY SO MUCH MORE INTERESTED IN CROWLEY THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN. He's always been a good businessmen. Soul-dealing is a fairly lucrative trade, but you have to diversify your business and take risks if you want to expand. So Crowley read the patterns in the market and invested in the Winchesters. A volatile investment, to be sure, and Crowley suffered some great losses for it (HIS MANSION!! HIS TAILOR!!!). In the end though, it was quite worth it because he is now the MOTHERFUCKING CEO OF HELL. AND HE'S GONNA OUTSOURCE TO PURGATORY. A thousand fics about his corporate takeovers and mergers please, a thousand. Shady backroom deals accompanied by the screaming of the damned and a nice Courvoisier. I refuse to believe that Crowley isn't right now tracking down Balthazar and trying to make a deal on Heaven's WMDs.

-- HOW EXCITED AM I THAT DEAN AND CAS ARE CONDUCTING CONVERSATIONS ENTIRELY IN EYEFUCKERY AGAIN? omg. I require fic of the elapsed time between the last episode and this one, the one where Dean's still in Veritas's house, raw and drained and surrounded by dead bodies, and Sam just lying there, looking dead himself. And then Dean prays to Cas. [INSERT EYEFUCKING HERE, with a side of ~distances that can't be breached~ and words that don't mean what they should, and how they're both too tired for this, but they HAVE TO.] Cas zaps them both back to... wherever - a motel? - and is about to dump Sam on the bed, but Dean says, "No, we're gonna tie him up," all brusque and shit. Cas is like o___O. But he does it anyway. I want this fic, EXCEPT WITH MORE EYEFUCKING and an emphasis on how the both of them are being pulled in several directions at once, omg.

In conclusion, something of no relation:




I recced 3 Castiel fics over on SOR and y'all should read them, 'cos they be rocking. Here's another fic you should read:

to offer you all that lives by animus_wyrmis, which is an AU where Sam and Anna go searching for [6x07 spoiler] together. The tone reminds me of those "Cas searches for God" fics that there were never enough of, and oh it is lovely, and has lines like, “Raphael and I once spent five hundred years chasing a comet,” she says. “Just because we could. Just to hear it sing with us.” jfkldjfl <33

I kinda want to talk about Vampire Diaries (Tyler/Mason :( and Caroline! :D) and Lost Girl (female bisexual lead! ...aswang?!), but no new posts on LJ until I get more RL shit out of the way, unless it's about Indonesia.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/40122.html | comments]

Comments

[wandersfound.livejournal.com]

Oh Horatio, I want him to recap all episodes of SPN. Clearly he is putting on extra sunglasses in case Castiel lets his chrysler-building-self loose.

Lol I haven't even started writing my sassy_otp fic. I've barely even looked at the prompts, yikes. I was going to write fluff but I'm hoping my recipient doesn't have "unffff Castiel's belt in Sam's mouth" in her DNWs because unffff Castiel's belt in Sam's mouth."

Omg Gwennnnnn she is so great. I am a little meh about the actress's delivery of the lines but the lines themselves I lovelovelove.

CROWLEYYYYYYY he is so great but this is so perfect because he is like.... ever-the-businessman but now he is climbing the corporate ladder (or descending it? I'm not sure how these things work in Hell) and it is delicious.

Omggggg so much eyesex. Dean/Sam eyesex x100, Dean/Castiel exesex x10000000000000... and Dean being pissy and yelling at everyone was kinda hot too. :3

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

LASS. NIKITA THIS WEEK I DON'T EVEN.

SEE ICON. I THINK SOMEONE SOLD THEIR SOUL FOR THIS SHOW.

<3333333333333333333333

[dotfic.livejournal.com]

Your gifs had me going Sasssssy mmmmm. And then with one shoulder brush and I remember how intensely Dean/Cas OTP I am. The shoulder brush is mighty. Also Dean and Castiel kept looking at each other a lot. <3 Still I keep scrolling back up to look at the Sassy gifs.

Dean got what Cas did there with that faint whiff of eau d'sarcasm.

Word on Gwen. With wordsauce.

[roque-clasique.livejournal.com]

6.10? What about 6.10? What spoilers do you know? SPOIL ME.

THOSE SASSY GIFs ARE UHMAYZING. ABWABWABWABWABWABWABWA.

I want that missing-scene fic you mentioned, too.

Man. You know who'd write that missing scene real nice?

YOU!!! Or... SERA!!!

[nyoka.livejournal.com]

I can watch that shoulder brush gif for HOURS.

It's sad, really. Only not.

Also, someone needs to write that missing scene fic. :)

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

LASS THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU ARE A CASGIRL (okay I am basically a Casgirl too especially since I broke up with Dean but you know what I mean).

I EXPECT GWENFIC FROM YOU SOON. WHERE SHE IS ALL LIKE PFFT NOT INTO DEAN AND TOTALLY KICKASS AND HE IGNORES HER HAND BECAUSE HE IS A JACKASS LATELY, BUT SHE IS FREAKING AWESOME AND OOOOOH. I WANT HER TO FIGHT MORE. I WANT PRE-RESURRECTION FIC WHERE SHE MET JO. I WANT FIC WHERE SHE FINDS THE PHOTO ALBUMS WITH MARY IN THEM. I JUST. GWEEEEN.

(well at least we know I am not Gamble! ...OR IS THIS ALL AN ELABORATE HOAX HUH!?)

<33333333333!!!

[extatiana.livejournal.com]

Aaah, thank you for all those recs. <3


... I need to watch this episode again before I flail, because - I watched the whole thing going :O and not even having thoughts about it, just being goddamn entertained. But CROWLEY! GWEN! GRANDPA! AMORALSAM TRIES SO HARD. Aaagh. Wonderful <3

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:)~

I will have more things to say later when I'm not smashed with exhaustion. why am i so delirious without alcohol these past two nights, lass, why, it's so much less partylike and with not enough sleep :P

[smilla02.livejournal.com]

That Horatio drawing makes me LOL irl whenever I see it. <3333

OMG YES I LOVE GWEN! I want more of her and Dean working together. I LOVED how, when they split to look for the ALpha, they just go together, no question asked. Yes, I'm that biased. :D

Crowley is the most awesome demon ever. I swear, even when I think he's lying through his teeth he does it with such class I can't help but flail.

Christian: good catch with the possession! And yes it fits with his characterization because he wasn't so grating at first, just annoying and superior, but he started being a complete dick in such a demonic way (really, all the demons are always attacking Dean's self-worth issues) after 6.01, when at the compound.

Dean and Cas are a married couple. I'm marrying myself the concept ♥_____♥ And the eyefuckery was awesome in this episode. WHOLE conversations were being had through those wonderfully expressive eyes of them. I felt so cheated of Dean's prayer this time. SO CHEATED. The one that matters and they don't show it to us. *pouts*

Also, tell me, Cas: what regrettable things are you doing now that you are at war?

[copper-on-mars.livejournal.com]

The whole episode was brain-exploding awesome, but Gwen was my favorite. OMG, Gwen, I was in love with her since the second ep, but now it's official: I want fics about her, I want to buy her flowers (the flesh-eating ones, 'cause they're 'useful', not girly), I want to make sacrifices on my sikrit Sera Gamble altar for more episodes with her, I want her to meet Lisa and Amelia, I want her to teach Claire how to shoot a gun...

I invite everyone to capslock about her and leave prompts and squeee to their hearts' content here:

http://copper-on-mars.livejournal.com/13149.html

*shameless self-promotion*

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

He's always been a good businessmen. Soul-dealing is a fairly lucrative trade, but you have to diversify your business and take risks if you want to expand. So Crowley read the patterns in the market and invested in the Winchesters. A volatile investment, to be sure, and Crowley suffered some great losses for it (HIS MANSION!! HIS TAILOR!!!). In the end though, it was quite worth it because he is now the MOTHERFUCKING CEO OF HELL.

RIGHT? THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

[l-a-r-m.livejournal.com]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT WHAT WHAT. WHAT.

SAM. SNAKE. HOLY FUCK.

I avoid spnparty for spoilers but WTF WTF MY HEART. JUST. EXPLODED. CANNOT BREATHE ADLKFJAD;';WEO

Breaaaaaaathe. And OMG CHRYSLER BUILDING. Now I just want to go there, get inside and cry. A lot. It will surely be invaded by fangirls yearning to feel closer to Cas.

I think I am the only one annoyed that Crowley turned out to be the big bad wolf, especially because the Bobby episode closed off his story so nicely! They are turning him into Opal Koboi and I am NOT HAPPY. But outsourcing into Purgatory is still kinda awesome.

DEAN AND CAS EYESEX. YES YES YES.

And LOLZ Sera Gamble! She totally has an LJ and is hiding somewhere! HAHAHAHA!!


...I AM STILL CASPLODING OVER THE POSTER OMGOMGOMGOMGEEEEEEE.

[ariadnes-string.livejournal.com]

Oh, the eyefuckery was awesome! As it would have to be, given the show's canon insistence that every time you get touched by an angel it causes some sort of intestinal distress (time travel=constipation; cavity search=belt-biting pain).

WTF Castiel--you make intestinal distress sexy?!

Plus Alpha!Vamp had some eyes on him as well!

[maerhys.livejournal.com]

Guys, all I want is a fic about Sam and his BFF the snake hanging out. The snake is draped lazily over Sam's shoulders while he sharpens his machete, and Dean is majorly creeped out by it but Sam is all, "Don't be a wuss, Dean," and the snake is just like :)~ For whatever reason, this just made me LOL and LOL all over the place.

[prettybird.livejournal.com]

I'm still laughing at the new promos. The halo, the snake...oh, CW marketing department, never change.

This might be a little dumb but it's where my mind went: What if one of the regrettable things Castiel mentioned was a deal with Crowley?

I mean, where do Angels go when they die? What if they're in Purgatory with all the other non-human souls? The deal could be that Castiel and his group of angels leave Crowley and his minions alone while they look for Purgatory, in exchange for access once they find it. Getting back every angel that ever died? That would be huge.

Might also explain Misha's spoiler, a flashback to the deal itself. No, I don't just want to see Mark lay one on Misha. :P That deal would probably keep Cas from helping the boys get Sam's soul back too.

I need a Gwen icon. And a Cas icon that's not a cephalopod.

[labseraph.livejournal.com]

Horatio SPN recap FTMFW!

"Is it puppy-killing time yet?"

I love how badass and *wrong* Sam has been thus far. And Jared ante up his acting chops on that beautifully.

And she will, much as she hates it, because she is a GOOD LITTLE SOLDIER, stiff upper lip. GWEN IS SAMUEL'S FAVORITE.

How am I reading this as a reflection of the relationship between Dean and John as well? Not the protection from hunting so much as the stiff upper lip and no back talk? Somehow I think this is going to change as well, just like Dean and John by Dead Man's Blood.

So Crowley read the patterns in the market and invested in the Winchesters. A volatile investment, to be sure, and Crowley suffered some great losses for it (HIS MANSION!! HIS TAILOR!!!). In the end though, it was quite worth it because he is now the MOTHERFUCKING CEO OF HELL. AND HE'S GONNA OUTSOURCE TO PURGATORY.

*THIS* is what will make Crowley an awesome baddie for the season. I can't help but note the corollary with the current economic situation in the US, with those with gobs of money manipulating things to their advantage without care for the other 93%. Or maybe I'm simplifying; brain isn't on the ball at this hour of the morning.