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I guess by now everyone has seen the CW's official shipping banners. Guys, all I want is a fic about Sam and his BFF the snake hanging out. The snake is draped lazily over Sam's shoulders while he sharpens his machete, and Dean is majorly creeped out by it but Sam is all, "Don't be a wuss, Dean," and the snake is just like :)~

Anyway, SPN 6x07.

MY FAVORITE PART IS HOW HE IS PUTTING ON A SECOND PAIR OF SUNGLASSES OVER THE FIRST. I guess that's how badass Horatio is, guys.

And for those of you making slow going of your

sassy_otp exchange, here is some visual inspiration for you. Try to keep your pants on:

oh my holy jesus christ lord have mercy

TONE IT DOWN, YOU TWO. No, DON'T TONE IT DOWN EVER. Sassyyyyyyyyy <333

shoulder-brushiiing <3333

fo sho

idk, this GIF just amuses me. Cas and Skinner are very much in agreement. I wonder what about? Is it about how there needs to be more 6x10 spoilers right the fuck now?

THEIR FACES. Cas has to go do more regrettable things, okay, and Dean is all, "Did I just get sassed?" and Sam is like, "Is it puppy-killing time yet?" YES TO BOTH QUESTIONS.

-- There were a lot of pictures of the Chrysler building in my life last night. Guys, I am ever more convinced: SERA GAMBLE IS ON LJ. IS SHE ON MY FLIST? IS SHE ON YOURS? IS SHE ON OUR FRIENDS-OF? IS SHE YOU? omg. what if i'm sera gamble. WHAT IF.

-- I am a little chafed that Christian was possessed all this time. ~~Well, from the time of Sam's resurrection, I assume.~~ I guess not, if he could walk past Dean's devil trap in 6x01! How big of a kink does this put in my cousincestuous plans? Wait, not that kind of kink. ...Okay, maybe a little bit of that kind of kink.

-- SPEAKINNA COUSINS. GWEN. OMFG GWEN <333 SHE'S GOOD AT THIS SHIT BUT THEY MAKE HER SIT AT THE KIDS TABLE because she reminds Gramps of Mary. THANKS FOR THAT CLUNKILY DELIVERED BUT DELICIOUS ANVIL, SHOW. I bet there were times when Mark or Christian said, "Samuel, we should bring Gwen for this one," and Gramps is like, "NO." And one day Gwen has had enough and she gets a bit YELLY ABOUT IT and is like I'VE BEEN HUNTING MY WHOLE LIFE and Gramps is all BUT NOW YOU PLAY BY MY RULES. And she will, much as she hates it, because she is a GOOD LITTLE SOLDIER, stiff upper lip. GWEN IS SAMUEL'S FAVORITE.

-- I AM SUDDENLY SO MUCH MORE INTERESTED IN CROWLEY THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN. He's always been a good businessmen. Soul-dealing is a fairly lucrative trade, but you have to diversify your business and take risks if you want to expand. So Crowley read the patterns in the market and invested in the Winchesters. A volatile investment, to be sure, and Crowley suffered some great losses for it (HIS MANSION!! HIS TAILOR!!!). In the end though, it was quite worth it because he is now the MOTHERFUCKING CEO OF HELL. AND HE'S GONNA OUTSOURCE TO PURGATORY. A thousand fics about his corporate takeovers and mergers please, a thousand. Shady backroom deals accompanied by the screaming of the damned and a nice Courvoisier. I refuse to believe that Crowley isn't right now tracking down Balthazar and trying to make a deal on Heaven's WMDs.

-- HOW EXCITED AM I THAT DEAN AND CAS ARE CONDUCTING CONVERSATIONS ENTIRELY IN EYEFUCKERY AGAIN? omg. I require fic of the elapsed time between the last episode and this one, the one where Dean's still in Veritas's house, raw and drained and surrounded by dead bodies, and Sam just lying there, looking dead himself. And then Dean prays to Cas. [INSERT EYEFUCKING HERE, with a side of ~distances that can't be breached~ and words that don't mean what they should, and how they're both too tired for this, but they HAVE TO.] Cas zaps them both back to... wherever - a motel? - and is about to dump Sam on the bed, but Dean says, "No, we're gonna tie him up," all brusque and shit. Cas is like o___O. But he does it anyway. I want this fic, EXCEPT WITH MORE EYEFUCKING and an emphasis on how the both of them are being pulled in several directions at once, omg.

In conclusion, something of no relation:

I recced 3 Castiel fics over on SOR and y'all should read them, 'cos they be rocking. Here's another fic you should read:

to offer you all that lives by

animus_wyrmis, which is an AU where Sam and Anna go searching for [6x07 spoiler] together. The tone reminds me of those "Cas searches for God" fics that there were never enough of, and oh it is lovely, and has lines like, “Raphael and I once spent five hundred years chasing a comet,” she says. “Just because we could. Just to hear it sing with us.” jfkldjfl <33

I kinda want to talk about Vampire Diaries (Tyler/Mason :( and Caroline! :D) and Lost Girl (female bisexual lead! ...aswang?!), but no new posts on LJ until I get more RL shit out of the way, unless it's about Indonesia.

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Oh Horatio, I want him to recap all episodes of SPN. Clearly he is putting on extra sunglasses in case Castiel lets his chrysler-building-self loose.

Lol I haven't even started writing my sassy_otp fic. I've barely even looked at the prompts, yikes. I was going to write fluff but I'm hoping my recipient doesn't have "unffff Castiel's belt in Sam's mouth" in her DNWs because unffff Castiel's belt in Sam's mouth."

Omg Gwennnnnn she is so great. I am a little meh about the actress's delivery of the lines but the lines themselves I lovelovelove.

CROWLEYYYYYYY he is so great but this is so perfect because he is like.... ever-the-businessman but now he is climbing the corporate ladder (or descending it? I'm not sure how these things work in Hell) and it is delicious.

Omggggg so much eyesex. Dean/Sam eyesex x100, Dean/Castiel exesex x10000000000000... and Dean being pissy and yelling at everyone was kinda hot too. :3

My Sassy exchange fic has been a little Kripked by 6x07, sort of. Seriously, I have dialogue that's like:
"Drink up."
"Uh, okay, why the rush to party?"
"Because this is going to hurt."

GODDAMMIT SERA. (HOORAY SERA \o/)

I am a little meh about the actress's delivery of the lines but the lines themselves I lovelovelove.
I second this emotion.

CROWLEEEEEYYYY I'm remembering writers like Zahra and Pogrebin from previous fandoms who were the absolute best at writing Machiavellian assholes being successful at life and jerkdom, and I find myself wishing they'd write some Crowley fic. I looooooong.

THIS SHOW SHIPS EVERYONE/EVERYONE. FUCK YEAH.

LASS. NIKITA THIS WEEK I DON'T EVEN.

SEE ICON. I THINK SOMEONE SOLD THEIR SOUL FOR THIS SHOW.

<3333333333333333333333

I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I FORGOT

IN THE HAZE OF BELT-BITING AND DOCTOR CAS IT COMPLETELY SLIPPED MY MIND

omg i know what i'm doing when i'm eating dinner later

THIS SHOW. THIS SHOW.

THE PROMO FOR NEXT WEEK PROMISE EVEN MORE EPICNESS SOON. I'm just like A;SKLDHG;DLKGHS;DLKGHDLG what is this universe I have stumbled into where there is GOOD TV? I don't understand! like, the sole complaint I have is that I want Jaden to show up a lot more!

THERE IS TOO MUCH GOOD TV OMG MAKE IT STOP I HAVE AN ACTUAL LIFE TO LIVE WHYYYYYYYYY

Seriously, I miss Jayden. Alex/Thom has been very yawnface so far, and throwing Jayden into that would make things a lot more interesting, because Jayden makes everything interesting.

ACTUAL LIFE WHAT IS THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN

Jaydeeeeen! I want her back! Her actress was top billed early on, I think? So hopefully she will return. AND SOON. POST-HASTE, EVEN. However, I will say that Alex/Thom this week was interesting! MOSTLY BECAUSE ALEX [SPOILEEEEER SPOILER SPOILER]. also because I find them oddly endearing. (also IMPORTANT QUESTIONS after a line in this episode include how on earth did Thom end up in Division? *so baffled*

OMGGGGG LEMME ORDER MY BURGER AND THEN WATCH IT

I seriously should make a post of the non-SPN TV that I've been watching. I SHOULD ALSO FINISH MY SASSY EXCHANGE FIC AND FINISH THIS CAS FANMIX. omg! Lemme tell you about the fanmix because I'm kind of excited because it's gonna part picspam! part poemspam! It's gonna be my love letter to Cas via several media and I wish the things I'm doing to his face in Photoshop would stop looking so bad! cccaaaassssss

Your gifs had me going Sasssssy mmmmm. And then with one shoulder brush and I remember how intensely Dean/Cas OTP I am. The shoulder brush is mighty. Also Dean and Castiel kept looking at each other a lot. <3 Still I keep scrolling back up to look at the Sassy gifs.

Dean got what Cas did there with that faint whiff of eau d'sarcasm.

Word on Gwen. With wordsauce.

OMFG THE ORIGINAL OTP for seriousssss. Someone on tumblr was totally writing this big shippy spiel about how the shoulder-brushing is totally like couples giving each other support when they have to be subtle about it and that if this were Mad Men, the show would show them in bed at the end of the season and no one would be surprised. I DON'T WATCH MAD MEN AND I'M NOT SURE IF I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS THEORY, BUT IT MAKES ME REALLY REALLY HAPPY. :DDDDDDDDDD

Sam, Dean, Cas, AND Gwen becoming Team Free Will 2.0 would make me really really happy also.

6.10? What about 6.10? What spoilers do you know? SPOIL ME.

THOSE SASSY GIFs ARE UHMAYZING. ABWABWABWABWABWABWABWA.

I want that missing-scene fic you mentioned, too.

Man. You know who'd write that missing scene real nice?

YOU!!! Or... SERA!!!

OMG OKAY SO THERE ARE RUMORS THAT CAS WILL "GET SOME ASS" in 6x10 because Misha Collins is like the biggest troll everrrrr. DOESN'T HE KNOW WHAT MAKING A SLIP-UP LIKE THAT IS GONNA DO TO FANDOM OMG?!? AND THEN IT WAS RELEASED THAT THE EPISODE TITLE IS "CAGED HEAT" FJKDFJLJFLSF how else can they expect us to react OMG HOW ELSE. But then there was this rambling interview (http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_spnparty/326859.html?mode=reply) where Misha clarified, "LEMME JUST SAY... that I don't think my tongue was supposed to go in there." So, I reckon it's gonna be crossroads demon-related.

ROQUE IS SOMEONE GOING TO TANGLE THEIR FINGERS IN HIS HAIR. ARE WE GOING TO HEAR HIM MOAN. jfkdlsfjsd

D: i cannot right now, i am too busy trying to make Cas sleep with the other brother!

I can watch that shoulder brush gif for HOURS.

It's sad, really. Only not.

Also, someone needs to write that missing scene fic. :)

NYOKA OMG

I LOVE THEM

OMG CAN I JUST

NGAAAAAAAHHHH

LASS THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU ARE A CASGIRL (okay I am basically a Casgirl too especially since I broke up with Dean but you know what I mean).

I EXPECT GWENFIC FROM YOU SOON. WHERE SHE IS ALL LIKE PFFT NOT INTO DEAN AND TOTALLY KICKASS AND HE IGNORES HER HAND BECAUSE HE IS A JACKASS LATELY, BUT SHE IS FREAKING AWESOME AND OOOOOH. I WANT HER TO FIGHT MORE. I WANT PRE-RESURRECTION FIC WHERE SHE MET JO. I WANT FIC WHERE SHE FINDS THE PHOTO ALBUMS WITH MARY IN THEM. I JUST. GWEEEEN.

(well at least we know I am not Gamble! ...OR IS THIS ALL AN ELABORATE HOAX HUH!?)

<33333333333!!!

LOL WELCOME TO THE FOLD, WYRM, HANG ON TO YOUR ASSBUTT. We throw awesome parties. :))) Look, I found a movie about you:

ANOTHER LOL: I just got a text from a non-fannish friend who watches SPN and she's like "I was so pissed at Dean last night! I was offended on Cas's behalf." AND SHE'S NOT EVEN A CASGIRL, OKAY. She said herself she is a Samgirl. lololol why all this vitriol against Dean, world?! I think he's gotten a little boring, but that's it from me. X)

I WANT FIC WHERE SHE FINDS THE PHOTO ALBUMS WITH MARY IN THEM.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH. FICS WHERE SHE ASKS SAMUEL ABOUT HIS FAMILY.

PS: LOL OMG MY FRIEND IS STILL TEXTING ME DEFENSIVE TEXTS ABOUT CAS WHAT IS THIS \o/

HEY WAIT WHY ARE THERE MOVIES ABOUT MY SHIPPING PREFERENCES!

ahahahahahaha DEAN WAS A JERK TO SAM OKAY. And Caaaaaaaas <3!

Aaah, thank you for all those recs. <3

... I need to watch this episode again before I flail, because - I watched the whole thing going :O and not even having thoughts about it, just being goddamn entertained. But CROWLEY! GWEN! GRANDPA! AMORALSAM TRIES SO HARD. Aaagh. Wonderful <3

I watched the whole thing going :O
ME TOO. I kept on being thrilled when I thought that was all the thrills Show had to give! OH SEASON 6, HOW SO WONDERFUL.

EEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIIIIING EEEEEEEEEEEVERYOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

also also, I have to give the gifs their due. UNF.

(Also the shoulderbrush takes me back to THE OTHER EPIC SHOULDERBRUSH when I shipped Sam/Josh on The West Wing. ...shippy moments on that show were like precious rare diamonds. I'm trying to find it on youtube but I AM FAILING ALAS.)

(EVERYYYYTHING.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:)~

I will have more things to say later when I'm not smashed with exhaustion. why am i so delirious without alcohol these past two nights, lass, why, it's so much less partylike and with not enough sleep :P

get some rest, my love! Sleep is good, yes yes. Whether you are delirious or not (and maybe because of), I

you.

AWWWWWWWWW

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

hearteeeeyyyyesssss

awwwwwwww lass deerest I

you tooooooo <333333

PS

this is a picture of you fangirling angels:

8DDDDDDDDDDD

OH TO BE A CAT DRAPED OVER THE GRACEFUL NECK OF A DEER AS IT RAISES ITS HEAD TO HEAR THE WORD OF THE LORD <33333333 oh to touch its furry face with my furry face and feel the hosannas thrumming

OH LIFE OH LIFE <3333333456

That Horatio drawing makes me LOL irl whenever I see it. <3333

OMG YES I LOVE GWEN! I want more of her and Dean working together. I LOVED how, when they split to look for the ALpha, they just go together, no question asked. Yes, I'm that biased. :D

Crowley is the most awesome demon ever. I swear, even when I think he's lying through his teeth he does it with such class I can't help but flail.

Christian: good catch with the possession! And yes it fits with his characterization because he wasn't so grating at first, just annoying and superior, but he started being a complete dick in such a demonic way (really, all the demons are always attacking Dean's self-worth issues) after 6.01, when at the compound.

Dean and Cas are a married couple. I'm marrying myself the concept ♥_____♥ And the eyefuckery was awesome in this episode. WHOLE conversations were being had through those wonderfully expressive eyes of them. I felt so cheated of Dean's prayer this time. SO CHEATED. The one that matters and they don't show it to us. *pouts*

Also, tell me, Cas: what regrettable things are you doing now that you are at war?

Crowley is the most awesome demon ever.
I want to agree, but I think Alastair is my true forever girl. ;) BUT I ADORE CROWLEY. He's so clever and smug and a good entrepreneur, and not one to shy away from a needed bout of anger or strategic backstabbing. Oh Crowley. <3 Well, now I'm thinking about how much I like Ruby too... So idk, I love those three! They can duke it out for my affections. XD

Twasn't me who caught it! Twas later_tuesday@DW, and kudos to her. I really like the idea of Sam - RoboSam though he is - finding true camaraderie with the Campbells, dicks as they are. I want to know all about the adventures he had with them during the missing year, the beers they drank together, the stories exchanged.

Oh god, the first ten minutes, how much do I want to rewatch it all the time? All the exchanged glances! So many! And the shoulder-brushing apparently! Dean and Cas to the rescue of Sam! And about Dean's prayer: yes, seriously, I agree! Do we not have this fic yet, fandom? For shame.

The whole episode was brain-exploding awesome, but Gwen was my favorite. OMG, Gwen, I was in love with her since the second ep, but now it's official: I want fics about her, I want to buy her flowers (the flesh-eating ones, 'cause they're 'useful', not girly), I want to make sacrifices on my sikrit Sera Gamble altar for more episodes with her, I want her to meet Lisa and Amelia, I want her to teach Claire how to shoot a gun...

I invite everyone to capslock about her and leave prompts and squeee to their hearts' content here:

http://copper-on-mars.livejournal.com/13149.html

*shameless self-promotion*

OMG YES

How do you want this to work? One prompt per comment? And anyone can fill prompts?

THE RULES ARE THAT THERE ARE NO RULES! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!

He's always been a good businessmen. Soul-dealing is a fairly lucrative trade, but you have to diversify your business and take risks if you want to expand. So Crowley read the patterns in the market and invested in the Winchesters. A volatile investment, to be sure, and Crowley suffered some great losses for it (HIS MANSION!! HIS TAILOR!!!). In the end though, it was quite worth it because he is now the MOTHERFUCKING CEO OF HELL.

RIGHT? THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

You better hope you don't get laid off!

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT WHAT WHAT. WHAT.

SAM. SNAKE. HOLY FUCK.

I avoid spnparty for spoilers but WTF WTF MY HEART. JUST. EXPLODED. CANNOT BREATHE ADLKFJAD;';WEO

Breaaaaaaathe. And OMG CHRYSLER BUILDING. Now I just want to go there, get inside and cry. A lot. It will surely be invaded by fangirls yearning to feel closer to Cas.

I think I am the only one annoyed that Crowley turned out to be the big bad wolf, especially because the Bobby episode closed off his story so nicely! They are turning him into Opal Koboi and I am NOT HAPPY. But outsourcing into Purgatory is still kinda awesome.

DEAN AND CAS EYESEX. YES YES YES.

And LOLZ Sera Gamble! She totally has an LJ and is hiding somewhere! HAHAHAHA!!

...I AM STILL CASPLODING OVER THE POSTER OMGOMGOMGOMGEEEEEEE.

SNAAAAAAAAKE. I haunt ontd_spnparty for spoilers, omg. Opposite people! XD

Next time fangirls visit, we are totally hitting up the Chrysler building, I am telling ya.

SERA GAMBLE SHIPS ALL THE SHIPS \o/ oh bless her

Oh, the eyefuckery was awesome! As it would have to be, given the show's canon insistence that every time you get touched by an angel it causes some sort of intestinal distress (time travel=constipation; cavity search=belt-biting pain).

WTF Castiel--you make intestinal distress sexy?!

Plus Alpha!Vamp had some eyes on him as well!

He makes everything sexy. XD

The alpha was delicious. I wonder who the mother is. IS IT LILITH?

oh, I expect it's Lilith, given SPN's predilections, but I'm rooting for Milton's Sin--or, alternately, the mama shark from Jaws II.

Guys, all I want is a fic about Sam and his BFF the snake hanging out. The snake is draped lazily over Sam's shoulders while he sharpens his machete, and Dean is majorly creeped out by it but Sam is all, "Don't be a wuss, Dean," and the snake is just like :)~ For whatever reason, this just made me LOL and LOL all over the place.

"Hmm, I don't think we can stay at this motel, Dean. It's too cold for the snake."

I'm still laughing at the new promos. The halo, the snake...oh, CW marketing department, never change.

This might be a little dumb but it's where my mind went: What if one of the regrettable things Castiel mentioned was a deal with Crowley?

I mean, where do Angels go when they die? What if they're in Purgatory with all the other non-human souls? The deal could be that Castiel and his group of angels leave Crowley and his minions alone while they look for Purgatory, in exchange for access once they find it. Getting back every angel that ever died? That would be huge.

Might also explain Misha's spoiler, a flashback to the deal itself. ~~No, I don't just want to see Mark lay one on Misha. :P~~ That deal would probably keep Cas from helping the boys get Sam's soul back too.

I need a Gwen icon. And a Cas icon that's not a cephalopod.

Edited 2010-11-08 18:28 (UTC)

What if one of the regrettable things Castiel mentioned was a deal with Crowley?
That's where my mind went with that spoiler too. I am a little disappointed since I want the ass-getting to be real ass-getting, not just deal-sealing. But as long as someone macks on Cas, I guess I'll be okay. oh god i want it.

I bet Ruby and Alastair and Lilith are throwing the ill parties down in Purgatory. I bet they invite Uriel, who resists because he's uptight, but then he joins in because a party is a party. AUGH, I want Cas going through Purgatory and meeting his dead brothers and sisters :DDD: .

Horatio SPN recap FTMFW!

"Is it puppy-killing time yet?"

I love how badass and *wrong* Sam has been thus far. And Jared ante up his acting chops on that beautifully.

And she will, much as she hates it, because she is a GOOD LITTLE SOLDIER, stiff upper lip. GWEN IS SAMUEL'S FAVORITE.

How am I reading this as a reflection of the relationship between Dean and John as well? Not the protection from hunting so much as the stiff upper lip and no back talk? Somehow I think this is going to change as well, just like Dean and John by Dead Man's Blood.

So Crowley read the patterns in the market and invested in the Winchesters. A volatile investment, to be sure, and Crowley suffered some great losses for it (HIS MANSION!! HIS TAILOR!!!). In the end though, it was quite worth it because he is now the MOTHERFUCKING CEO OF HELL. AND HE'S GONNA OUTSOURCE TO PURGATORY.

*THIS* is what will make Crowley an awesome baddie for the season. I can't help but note the corollary with the current economic situation in the US, with those with gobs of money manipulating things to their advantage without care for the other 93%. Or maybe I'm simplifying; brain isn't on the ball at this hour of the morning.

How am I reading this as a reflection of the relationship between Dean and John as well?
That's what I meant. I think she'll allow herself a degree of frivolity more than Dean because Samuel didn't raise her, but I think once she aligned herself with Samuel, she... trusted him more than she thought she would. And when Gwen gets angry at him, it hurts Samuel more than he thought it would. I want Gwen to join Dean and Gwen, I want that so baddddd.

I think the corollary with Crowley is with a lot of rich businessman who are all about the bottom line X)))) whether in this economic climate or not. So I'm simplifying even further than you are, ahaha. XD

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