Still gonna be a bitch to explain to Amelia. (Thinking about this too hard will depress me.)

YES TO ALL OF THIS. Oooh, ooh, can Cas be the Colt? He really likes it when Dean keeps him in his pants. (Relatedly, that picture is AMAZING oh my god what language is that on his chest I don't even care I will just stare at it in awe)

Then Cas learns about stubble burn and dutifully recites "WHO'S scruffy-looking?" as he shaves himself a little cleaner.