HOW DELIGHTFUL

[whynot]

Hey, do you guys like AWESOME THINGS? What a coincidence! Here are three:

1. Do Wrong Right by woodstarling | SPN | Sam/Cas, PG | MAFIA AU FANART
This is what I received for the sassy_otp exchange and I AM THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WOOORRRRLLLLDDDD. omg, so last night 6x10 happened and this morning I wake up to this metric ton of sexiness?! WILL THIS AFTERNOON SEE ME WINNING THE LOTTERY?!? I just remembered that for last year's camelotsolstice, I also received amazing mafia AU fanart by yue_ix. I think that AU and this AU should have a crossover. \o/

2. Cities of Sand by tongari | Inception/Sandman | Saito, Dream; G | "So tell me instead, Lord of Dreams. Why am I here?"
It's drawn in comic strip style! This is a good idea well-executed. I'm not in Inception fandom at all, but Saito is my favorite character from the movie, followed by Ariadne, and I'm thrilled to see awesome Saito gen.

3. 6x10, MOTHERFUCKERS.




OH MEG, I AGREE.

My thoughts upon watching this were as such: "YAY MEG GET IT GURL, UNF THAT'S HOT. Yeah, I'm satisfied WAIT WHAT IS CAS DOING OMG IS HE PULLING HER TO HIM DID HE JUST PUSH HER UP AGAINST A WALL IS HE TANGLING HIS FINGERS IN HER HAIR IS THAT REALLY DEAN'S FACE IS THIS REAL LIFE HOW CAN THIS BE REAL LIFE?!??"

He learned it from the pizza man.



IT WASN'T CAS'S FAULT, THE PORN WAS JUST ON! What else was he supposed to do?! You know sometimes how porn is just on? BECAUSE IT WAS THE LAST THING WATCHED ON THE TV, SAM AND DEAN?



lol omg, THIS IS ME. Back in college, me and boyfriend used to get drunk and watch porn and I would get way too into the ~plot. How long has the stepdad been yearning for the daughter? What is the cheerleader thinking? Does the secretary see this affair as liberating or degrading, or liberating in its degradation? Porn: I have been doing it wrong for years.

Speakinna which!

Boner.

Boner boner boner.

:D

-- Cas wants Sam to survive and to be okay! Guh, this is the most that Sam and Cas have ever riled each other up and I LOVE IT. CUT THAT TENSION WITH KNIVES. When Sam was all IMMA KILL YOU at Cas, Cas's reaction was irritated pity and all YOU NEED HELP and then Sam says I NEED YOUR HELP. fkdskfld;skf

-- And then. Back in the house after Sam says, "That's what friends do for each other!" DEAN'S FACE. DEAN'S FACE IS AMAZING. All like, "Ooookaaaay..." dean's face dean's face, being all, "Oh, so he answers your prayers now. ...What else does he do for you?"

-- LOL GUYS IS THIS HOW SAM HAS BEEN PRAYING TO CAS ALL YEAR? "FUCK YOU. Amen." That entire scene. I vacillated between "NOOOO STOP YELLING AT CAS D:" and "HNNNNNGGGHHH YELL AT CAS SOME MORE". RAIDERS OF THE LAST ARK. I was like, "Is the the plot of--OH NO YOU DIN'T--Cas isn't gonna fall for that, is he? OH MY GOD YES HE DID!!!!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-- BONER


-- For a fellow of infinite dickery and most excellent suits, Crowley's death was... rather anticlimactic.

-- I love how soft Sam's voice goes when he asks Gramps to join them.

-- That is a lot of blood to make a devil's trap with. Robosam is above passing out from blood loss, I guess.

-- That demon in the beginning was pretty hot.

-- TWO TWO CROWLEYS CROWLEYS \o/ \o/

-- Cas/Meg eyefucking forever and ever amen

-- BONERIFFIC. BONERTASTIC. BONERVAGANZA. BONERSPLOSION.

SPEAKING OF BONERS:




I... omg. If I start, I will never stop, and I want to eat my lunch and rewatch the episode already, so I end here now.


ETA: 4. Alexis Drayzen Appreciation Day picspam

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/42348.html | comments]

Comments

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

Porn: I have been doing it wrong for years.


Me, too. But that makes us more like Cas, and I'm totally fine with that. XD


ALSO YES OMG PIZZA MAN AND SPANKING AND CAS TAKING THE PIZZA MAN AS A ROLE MODEL! DOES THIS MEAN HE'S GONNA CONSIDER SPANKING SAM-OR-DEAN NOW? I THINK IT DOES!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I project so much onto Cas. XD

IF THE CAS/MEG-NESS WERE TO GO ON FOR LONGER, CAS TOTALLY WOULD'VE SPANKED MEG.

[nyoka.livejournal.com]

This takes me back to all those angsty pre-series fics about Dean doing porno to pay the rent and take care of Sammy. So apparently Cas ended up watching one of them. And getting turned on. I can't blame him. Dean makes a great looking pizza man.

Between the Cas/Meg and the Dean/Cas in this episode, I am dying. Stars in my eyes. Feelings in my girl parts. I can't even deal.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Do you reckon it was Sam who left the porn on? Or Dean? I say Dean.

STARS IN MY EVERY PART. The Dean&Cas conversation before they left for Monster Gitmo? When Dean is like, "HE NEEDS HIS SOUL!!" and then Cas does something with his eyes, like an "o rly?". It's like this subtle calling out of Dean, and Dean cops to it and recomposes himself AND OMG NYOKA I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEMMMMMM.

[hiza-chan.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT I GOT THIS IN MY INBOX AND CLICKED READ ENTRY BECAUSE MY INBOX DOESN'T TELL ME THINGS LIKE LJ CUT WARNINGS OF SPOILERS. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT. Oh well, I knew they were gonna make out anyway. Now I just need to watch the stupid episode.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Aww, I'm sorry you got spoiled!

omg have so much fun watching the episode! SO MUCH FUN! FUN FUN FUNNNNNN \o/

[slinkymilinky.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS BUT YOURS COME WITH PICTURES - MY MOUTH IS FOAMING!!! MY MOUTH. IS. FOAMING.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

INORITE INORITE I MAY NEVER STOP REWATCHING OH GOD OH GODDDDD

[vasiliki.livejournal.com]

I liked the Dean/Cas and Sam/Cas UST, but the Cas/Meg kiss was TOTALLY OOC for me. How is it possible that he could switch from "gross chick" to "hot chick" when we know he could see her true face? :O

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

THE DEAN/CAS/SAM WAS AMAZING SO AMAZING.

I don't think what someone looks like physically, truly or otherwise, is a dealbreaker for Cas.

[wandersfound.livejournal.com]

Unfffffffff this episode. That's all I got. Oh also I have totally watched porn in that same sort of srsbsns way too, I no longer feel alone. Idg porn either, Cas, me either. XD

UNFFF CASTIEL/MEG. AND DEAN/CASTIEL THO OMG ♥

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Haha, you, me, viridian-magpie, and Cas should watch porn together and critique the shot composition and analyze the characters' psyches.

OMG THE DEAN/CASTIEL WAS OFF THE HOOKKKKKK. Is Cas actually CONFIDING IN THEM AGAIN?!? Is Dean OFFERING HIM COMFORT?!? DID HE JUST SAY THEY'RE FRIENDS? OUT LOUD ON TV?!?

[dotfic.livejournal.com]

I swear, one of Dean's expressions is totally HEY WAIT WHEN DID YOU LEARN THAT AND HOW COME YOU NEVER DID IT TO ME???

:D

CASTIEL WOULD RATHER BE WITH HIM THAN IN HEAVEN.

That Sam and Cas scene was smoking. Oh my god. Sam being all I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU and Cas all O RLY BOY DON'T THINK SO and Sam is all YES RLY WILL FIND A WAY and Cas is like I COULD CRUSH YOU WITH MY PINKY BUT SAM IS MY FRIEND SO I WILL GO ALONG WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS SHENANIGANS TO SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Is it me or is one of Crowley's demon security guards Roger i.e. Jimmy's friend from 4x20?

OMG I KNOOOOOOW. He won't ever choose it over the war he has to fight, but he would RATHER BE HEEEEEERE. These two are so omg. Did you catch during the conversation before they leave for monster gitmo, when Dean yelled, "HE NEEDS HIS SOUL!!" and then Cas does something subtle with his eyes. A little pity perhaps, sympathy or empathy, but either way the look just quietly calls Dean out, and you can see Dean quietly cop to it and recompose himself. These two. THESE TWO.

CAS WAS JUST LIKE "PFFFFFT WHATEVS" BUT OF COURSE HE WILL HELP OUT SAM AND DEAN BECAUSE THEY ARE HIS FAVORIIIIIIITES.

[callowyn]

OH MY GOD, YOU FOUND THE PIZZA!DEAN PORN. AND OSUHGKJHFLSD CAS/MEG STILL STARING AT THOSE GIFS. BONERS EVERYWHERE.

Also, shout-out to my new favorite background character:

[smilla02.livejournal.com]

That demon was HOT.
NGH.

[zeitheist.livejournal.com]

I have not seen the episode yet, but by god, that's not going to stop me frolicking in the way Castiel picks Meg up in order to kiss her hnnnnng.

OMG. LASS. I WANT HIM TO RAVISH EVERYBODY THUSLY.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

OMG WATCH IT RIGHT NOW WATCH IT WATCH IT watch it right now THEN COME BACK AND CAPSLOCK WITH US



IT IS A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE

[anjali-organna.livejournal.com]

LOL I don't ever need to actually watch this show because the episodes cannot possibly be better than your recaps.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

lololololol <33 oh god, HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THIS SEASON OF FANFIC. If you want suggestions on which episodes to watch for fun and profit, you know I will be happy to answer. :D

[switchbladesis.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I watched porn wrong too! Me and my friends had a porn club, and we'd sit around and eat popcorn and dissect porn storylines and make fun of it. There was zombie porn, it was fun.

I also agree with everything you have to say forever.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS ZOMBIE PORN?? :D:

lolol omg, I remember having a porn party with my friends in high school. We went to the sketchy part of a bazaar and bought porn from a stall's back-room and then had a sleepover and watched it. It was the lulz.

[dafnap.livejournal.com]

The way Castiel ducks his head when he says "Perhaps she did something wrong" never fails to make me lose my shit, oh my god. He's just so concerned, so judgemental, so CONFLICTED. Oh wait, that's just his boner. BUT MAYBE THAT'S WHAT BONERS ARE FOR? LIKE THAT'S JUST HOW HUMANS SAY ALL THREE AT ONCE? Cas wants to ~understand.~

Also, Cas's double-take face at "That's what friends do for each other." And just I love how I can't decided which show I wouldn't mind having all the time -- the Dean and Cas show? The Sam and Cas show? The Samuel and Cas show? It's just easier to have 'em all at once, right? OH WAIT. THAT'S THE SHOW WE HAVE. Sera gives the best Channukah presents.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

LOL ME TOO. DIS R SRS PR0N. Yes, Skinner, this is what I do, sit around and watch porn with angels.

ALL THE SHOWS. Show is like a thingstiel, many-formed and significant and weird/disturbing/beautiful. Dear Sera, moar cribbing from thingstiel, pls!

Oh hey, happy Channukah! <3

[metonomia.livejournal.com]

LASS. JUST LOOK AT HIS HAND ON HER COLLARBONE. AND THEIR LIPS. OMG OMG OMG CAS CAN YOU COME PUSH ME UP AGAINST A WALL? UNNNNGH.


argh i promised myself i wouldn't reply to comments or comment on anything until i finished my studying for the day, but. BUT. those giiiiiiiiiifs. lipslipslipshannnnndslaejaporwhptehapgo j

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

OMG YES HIS HAND RIGHT THERE, HOW IT LINGERS FJDKLSFJS WHY AM I NOT DROWNING MYSELF IN CAS/MEG FIC RIGHT NOW. WHY ISN'T CAS'S HAND ON MY COLLARBONE.

I hope work is not too terrible for you! When it seems like it's about to get out of hand and give you some lip, just hold your ground and glare at them, and say this:



Don't take no shit!

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

BASICALLY SASSY.

that said OMFG NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO TORTURE A WOMAN DON'T SEXUALIZE IT

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

AGREED.

I thought of something during discussion with a friend:
Cas to Dean, 5x03: "I need your help because you are the only one who'll help me."
Sam to Cas, 6x10: "I need your help."
Cas has been in this position before. He knows what it's like to have no options. And this all goes in line with what Sera Gamble was saying about Cas feeling increasingly isolated and that the Winchesters are the only ones he feels a significant connection to. Cas makes exceptions for the Winchesters, always.

In conclusion:

[22by7.livejournal.com]

Wait, nobody told me there's Cas/Meg action in this episode.

BRB downloading this yesterday.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS, BB? :D

[copper-on-mars.livejournal.com]

This episode made me very confused: do I ship Castiel/Dean? Or Sassy? Or Castiel/Meg? Or Crowley/Crowley?

OMG CASTIEL TANGLING HIS FINGERS IN MEG'S HAIR I MAY NOT SURVIVE THIS. THIS IS TOO PERFECT.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I SHIP AAAAALLLLLL OF THAT

CASTIEL'S FINGERS/MEG'S HAIR OTP!

LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT

[scarletsherlock.livejournal.com]

THERE IS SO MUCH TO SHIP. IT IS GLORIOUS.

I LOVE EVERYONE

EVERRYYYYYONNNNNNNE

They kept the "Clarence!" which makes my life.

And the Sassy. THE SASSY.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

SHIP ALL THE THINGS

They can't not keep Clarence, no way. CLARENCE!!

I need, like, hot Cas/Meg sexings and intense D/C emotions. Not sure yet what I need from Sassy but GIMME TIME, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

[l-a-r-m.livejournal.com]

ILU AND YOUR REACTION POSTS OWN. HAAAAMLET OMG LOVE.

LOLZ porn and plot! The boner definitely belonged to Cas, right? For like half the episode I thought Jimmy had somehow poked through. Famine awakened Jimmy's appetite for red meat, maybe porn awakens the sexual appetite somehow? So the question is: Who completes the Cas/Meg threesome, Dean or Jimmy? (Sam is never invited, remember!)

CAN I ALSO TELL YOU THAT THAT PIZZA MAN PIC IS AMAZING PIZZA!TORSO FOREVERRRRRR.

And it should be noted that exactly two seasons ago, Cas was watching Dean kiss Anna goodbye with THAT LOOK in his eyes. Of course he wants to stay and be one of the dudes! Kiss more demon chicks and watch more porn with the Winchesters! BREAK MY HEARRRT.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Even if it was Jimmy's boner, Cas can def feel it there. So. They're boner-sharing. Jimmy/Amelia is not as vanilla as I thought! but omg Meg would eat Jimmy alive. It would be really interesting if he was conscious while Cas and Meg fuck though. Oh man, would that ever be interesting.

IKR I FOUND THAT SHIT ON TUMBLR. TUMBLR SO ADDICTIVE. Here is another thing I found on tumblr, relevant also to your next point: