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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2010-12-29 01:33 am

aldehyde, castiel, and jared padalecki walk into a post

Happy birthday, sweet [livejournal.com profile] aldehyde! May your day be filled with many wonders! I offer you a gift of Gary Oldman and Natalie Portman being pleased by your existence:


":D!" they said. (Later, Gary added, "\o/!")


And now, matters that are almost as important! You thought [livejournal.com profile] castielfest was dead? You thought wrong! It walks again, calling for your brains, if by 'brains' we mean 'commentfic/art impulses'. And that is exactly what we mean!



BECAUSE FUCK HELLATUS, THAT'S WHY. Go, go and prompt for all ships or no ships, any and all genres, prompt for tentacles, prompt for the war and the time between battles, prompt for the Chrysler building, prompt profound bonds, and profound bondage and dewy meatsuits and jumping on the bed.

Thirdly, I watched Friday the 13th hahahahahaha. WE CAN TURN THIS INTO A SASSY AU, YES? Look, the college kids are angels and Jason is Alastair.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/45072.html | comment count unavailable comments]

[identity profile] aldehyde.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU GAVE ME GARY AND NATALIE FOR MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OMG PERFECTION! <333333333333

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I HOPE YOUR DAY WAS RAD <333456

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2010-12-29 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
FRIDAY THE 13TH CAN BE SASSY AU??? CHALK ONE UP FOR REASONS TO SEE THAT MOVIE

I am SO THERE at that meme, prompting RoboSassy bloodplay. Thank you for a forum to vent that need.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
ALSO JARED'S ARMS. Mmmm, Jared's arms.

ROBOSASSY. HOW DOES SAM/CAS/JARED/MISHA HAVE THE BEST SHIP PORTMANTEAUS?? Prompt away, my pretty, prompt away! :DDDD

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I also hear he wears the perfect pair of jeans in it. Geez, why does it have to be a horror movie, I just want to watch Jared move his hot bod, and not have to close my eyes when scary things happen.

IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE MEANT TO BE
THE AWESOMEST

DAMN IT NOW I AM TRYING TO IMAGINE A STORY IN WHICH SAM/CAS/JARED/MISHA WOULD HAPPEN. WOULD IT BE MISHALASSI? SASHALECKSY? I DON'T EVEN

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I hid behind a pillow a lot. I laughed my way through 'My Bloody Valentine' but this for some reason I couldn't really deal with. But Jared I wanted to deal with a lot, mmmmmm. In the movie, his sister Dean gets kidnapped by Jason Alastair, and Sam has to deal with a bevy of college students dick angels to take him down.

AHAHA OMG I LOL'd for real. JASHALASSI? JASASHASTIEL? WHAT WOULD THE PLOT EVEN BE?

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2011-01-02 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I usually can't watch horror at all but My Bloody Valentine was sit-through-able for me. and yeah even laughable, because the jerkass guy ends up being a protagonist at the end or something, ugh. As soon as it turns into graphic gore or scary ghosts, though, I really do freak. maybe I'll make someone very generous watch it with me.

I like Jasashastiel. Sashaleckstiel?

MISHA IS DOING ONE OF HIS WACKY SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS
AN EXPERIMENT IN ~SEXINESS~ THAT JPAD STUMBLES INTO
THEY ACCIDENTALLY DISTURB A RESTLESS SPIRIT
JARED IS LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THIS TEA, MISHA
MISHA'S LIKE, I CAN'T TELL YOU, THEY'D ARREST YOU FOR COMPLICITY
THE SPIRIT GOES, oooOOOOoooOOOooo

THEY SUMMON CASTIEL USING A THINGY FROM THE SCRIPT, BECAUSE IT'S A FRIGGIN GHOST WHAT ELSE CAN THEY DO
CASTIEL IS LIKE, THIS IS NOT MY CONCERN, WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME, SAM?
JARED SAYS, I AM NOT SAM
MISHA TRIES TO MAKE OUT WITH HIMSELF
CASTIEL LIKES MAKEOUTS
JARED REALLY LIKES MISHA/CAS :d

AND THEN SAM BUSTS IN, HAVING TRACKED THIS SPIRIT LIKE THE RESEARCH HOUND HE IS
WHERE IS DEAN, CASTIEL ASKS
SKYDIVING, SAYS SAM
WHAT, SAYS JARED
GO WITH IT, SAYS MISHA
AND THEN THEY ALL DRINK THE SOCIAL-EXPERIMENT TEA AND HAVE SEX

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-01-03 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
LOLOL OH WHEN MISHA DOES ~SCIENCE.

Image
THIS IS ALL THE SCIENCE THAT CONCERNS ME.

I APPROVE OF THIS PLOT. WE WILL GET THE FIC GNOMES TO WRITE IT POST-HASTE.

This comic (http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=525#comic) reminds me of skydiving.

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2011-01-04 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
XDDDD YOU KNOW MISHA'S FIRST THOUGHT UPON MEETING HIMSELF WOULD BE TO MAKE OUT WITH HIMSELF. AND FUCK, FUCK ALSO.

lololol that comic! It's very Megashark vs Giant Octopus, that shark bit. You know,



What were internet convos before gifs and macros, even??

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-01-04 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
IF I MET MISHA THAT WOULD BE MY FIRST INSTINCT TOO

HAHAHA I LOVE THAT GIF. THE ONE TRUE HATESEX BETWEEN A SQUIDCAS AND A JENSENSHARK. I actually haven't seen it, I just hear about it a lot. XD

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2011-01-04 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] coyotesuspect persuaded a bunch of us to watch it some Friday night in Wyrm's apartment. I didn't pay attention most of the time. It was... it was basically exactly what you'd think. There are two crazy monsters and science's solution is to lure them into fighting each other; then at worst they'll just have to deal with the wreckage and the monster that wins, right? WELL THEY BOTH DIE. THE SHARK IS TIGHT IN THE OCTOPUS'S TENTACLES. THE OCTOPUS HAS LOVEBITES ALL OVER IT. IT'S SO TRAGIC.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2011-01-04 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
THEY JUMP INTO THE PIT HAVING LEFT A TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION IN THEIR WAKE!

[identity profile] zempasuchil.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
I THINK SHARKTOPUS IS THE SEQUEL

~WHAT COULD HAVE GONE ON DOWN THERE~