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blindfold_spn fills! Guess which ones.
I also watched The Runaways and so should you, then come talk to me about all the Joan/Cherie. Seriously, this movie. It's gritty and drunk and the haze of smoke and all your favorite bad decisions. AND THE JOAN/CHERIE IS AMAZING, FUCK.
I ALSO WATCHED THE TREE, WHICH IS ABOUT - OKAY, okay - a little girl whose father died, and she insists his soul now lives in the tree in their garden. DO YOU SEE?? When the tree becomes too big and starts destroying their house, she refuses to let it be cut down. At some point she goes swimming and sees a jellyfish. It's like the world's most perfect Novak AU. I LOVE IT TO FUCKING BITS. Also it makes me want to write all the Jimmy/Amelia shmoop. AMELIA, I LOVE YOU TO FUCKING BITS ALSO AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. ;_______; ameliaaaaaaaa CLAAAAAAIIIIIRRE AMEEEEELIAAAAAAA
lol, coherent movie reviews.
And now, with more from Misha's face. As always, the graphics are made by other people and we have magpied them for purposes of our Jimmy/Jacob(/Cas) make-outs. Clicking on them will take you to their source. We also have more staff contributors this time around! WE'VE GONE MULTIMEDIA. If you're on tumblr, you've probably seen these already. SLOWLY BUT SURELY, THE 'VERSE GROWS.
Hey, maybe you might want some cool tunes on in the background while you peruse through our latest Jimmy/Jacob ramblings. Why not download The Brotherfucking Blues, a mix made by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lexhibition because you know how Jacob likes the blues. It's evidenced here in in this video clip of him failing at girls at MIT. Quoth Lex, this is "a mix Jacob listens to while Jimmy sulks in the shotgun seat and they don't talk about how much they'd like to fuck each other." AMAZING.
Pre-series, high school. A second before the yearbook photographer snapped the picture, Jacob in the back yelled, “JIMMY PICKS HIS NOSE AND EATS HIS BOOGERS.”
Jacob’s just pissed that Jimmy refused to play “wear the same clothes on picture day” this year.
Pre-series, high school. Amelia comes over for dinner and Jacob is a dick. Written byskullage omfg. <33
Pre-series, MIT era. Graphic and dialogue byskullage.
Jacob: Go ahead caller, you’re on the air.
Jimmy: …
Jacob: …Hello? Alrighty then, next caller.
JIMMY HAS THE NUMBER MEMORIZED
THANKS TO JACOB’S VOICE SAYING IT AT THE END OF EVERY SHOW
what if one time a caller calls whose name is jim
and jacob calls him jimbo the entire time
does jimmy hear that one and want to cut a bitch
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
You have one new voicemail.
hey jimmy it's jacob...uh...look I'm kind of drunk right now but you know I killed a tulpa so I guess I deserve it. right? you should've been there. not...I don't need help. I'm okay. I just... I miss y- *BEEP*
2x15, "Tall Tales"
JACOB: "Come on, I ate one! Maybe two!"
S2. Jimmy could deal with the headaches, were it not that he has strange dreams.
Cally expands on powers!Jimmy in this post.
Some other time in S2.
Jimmy was not quite prepared for Jacob to open the bathroom door again, all smiles and throw me a towel, Jimbo, as though they weren’t both painfully aware of what Jimmy had just been about to do.
S3, byskullage.
Jacob’s always looking over his shoulder for his brother, like Jimmy’s gonna just disappear.
Jimmy’s not like that, though. Jimmy’s the one who’s always left behind.
S3 'A Softer World' fusion bymetonomia omfg. <33
post-S3, Jimmy and Meg
MEG: "Isn’t it ‘cause you’re really scared to go there with a demon? Because it’s wrong and it’s bad and we shouldn’t?"
Sometimes Meg vessel-hops. Graphic byskullage.
4x01, "Lazarus Rising". Graphic byskullage.
is it the habit of angels to have faith in the faithless?
it is their habit to have faith in the chosen
and jacob’s heartbeat falters
i didnt even ask for this. i dont even believe in you. you got the wrong brother.
you should be going to jimmy
jimmy has his own part to play, cas says
what the fuck is that supposed to mean
hey don’t just fly off you asshole, what the fuck is—- FUCK YOU.
jacob shouting at empty rooms
4x20, "The Rapture"
Castiel in Bible camp.
4x22, "Lucifer Rising"
JACOB: "Cas, if there's anything worth dying for, this is it."
5x08, "Changing Channels". "Well, I say..."
"...jackpot."
post-5x16, after "Dark Side of the Moon"
CAS: "On a bender."
5x17, "99 Problems"
LEAH: “Pizin noco iad.”
6x03, "The Third Man"
"When Jimmy calls, you answer. Got it?"
post-6x08, bagging alphas for Crowley. GIF and dialogue byskullage.
le Demon: You’re late. The arrangement was for a half hour ago.
Jacob: That’s riveting, but y’know, as it turns out, revenants don’t really share your concerns about time schedules.
le Demon: It’s not my schedule, Novak. And I wouldn’t be such a wiseass if I’d remembered who exactly you’re working for. If we’re kept waiting, Crowley’s kept waiting.
Jacob: Tell Crowley to go fuck himself. I’m not his little bitch.
le Demon: What a shame. Guess your brother’s soul’ll just have to burn for a few more years. Then again, he’s been in plenty of fires before.
We were also noticing how in some scenes, you can just find-replace the names and it'd still work. For example: 6x21, "Let It Bleed".
JACOB: "Cas, I just can't."
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MORE NOVAKCEST GRAPHICS byskullage
. 
A SOFTER NOVAKCEST BYmetonomia
Okay, so you know how we made Meg the Ruby because where the hell we gonna find Misha/Gen pictures without making them ourselves? Well.
OH WE OF LITTLE FAITH. HOW DARE WE NOT BELIEVE THAT THE INTERNET (specifically Tumblr) WOULD NOT COME THROUGH?? The internet ALWAYS PROVIDES. Of COURSE. LOOK. LOOK AT THEMMMMM. Oh, channellywelly6, we doff our hats to you. But okay, we don't have a Ruby though, so what can this possibly be? Well, meet Jimmy/girl!Jacob.
Speaking of AUs and other apocrypha, please do check the Novakcest delicious, where Cally has bookmarked various apocrypha by awesome people that are not linked to from here.
Since we have more people contributing to the 'verse,callowyn made a communal Novakcest tumblr. If you're on there and want to join in on the party (and you should), leave your email in the Ask and we'll pull you into the fray. Ditto for the Physics Macaw tumblr.
omfg u guise.
blindfold_spn fills! Guess which ones.I also watched The Runaways and so should you, then come talk to me about all the Joan/Cherie. Seriously, this movie. It's gritty and drunk and the haze of smoke and all your favorite bad decisions. AND THE JOAN/CHERIE IS AMAZING, FUCK.
I ALSO WATCHED THE TREE, WHICH IS ABOUT - OKAY, okay - a little girl whose father died, and she insists his soul now lives in the tree in their garden. DO YOU SEE?? When the tree becomes too big and starts destroying their house, she refuses to let it be cut down. At some point she goes swimming and sees a jellyfish. It's like the world's most perfect Novak AU. I LOVE IT TO FUCKING BITS. Also it makes me want to write all the Jimmy/Amelia shmoop. AMELIA, I LOVE YOU TO FUCKING BITS ALSO AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD. ;_______; ameliaaaaaaaa CLAAAAAAIIIIIRRE AMEEEEELIAAAAAAA
lol, coherent movie reviews.
And now, with more from Misha's face. As always, the graphics are made by other people and we have magpied them for purposes of our Jimmy/Jacob(/Cas) make-outs. Clicking on them will take you to their source. We also have more staff contributors this time around! WE'VE GONE MULTIMEDIA. If you're on tumblr, you've probably seen these already. SLOWLY BUT SURELY, THE 'VERSE GROWS.
Hey, maybe you might want some cool tunes on in the background while you peruse through our latest Jimmy/Jacob ramblings. Why not download The Brotherfucking Blues, a mix made by
lexhibition because you know how Jacob likes the blues. It's evidenced here in in this video clip of him failing at girls at MIT. Quoth Lex, this is "a mix Jacob listens to while Jimmy sulks in the shotgun seat and they don't talk about how much they'd like to fuck each other." AMAZING.Pre-series, high school. A second before the yearbook photographer snapped the picture, Jacob in the back yelled, “JIMMY PICKS HIS NOSE AND EATS HIS BOOGERS.”
Jacob’s just pissed that Jimmy refused to play “wear the same clothes on picture day” this year.
Pre-series, high school. Amelia comes over for dinner and Jacob is a dick. Written by
skullage omfg. <33Jacob has felt a lot of things for his brother, but this level of anger was new. It overrode even the base protectiveness he’d held for Jimmy since they were four years old. Even the jealousy he felt when Amelia had walked in the door an hour before with a soft smile, cheeks reddened from the wind and her hair a mess. Of course Jimmy would fall for that. She’d held her hand out to Jacob and blushed when he rolled his eyes, laughed when spat christo under his breath and asked if he studied Latin. Over chicken casserole and baked potatoes she made polite conversation with their mother, and argued an opinion over the local church being torn down to make way for a new Buy’n’Save. Jimmy just ate that shit up.
“The pastor was all for it,” Jacob retorted. His food was untouched.
“There are a lot of people that need a church,” Amelia countered. “Not everyone can make it to Flanagan for Sunday mass and youth group every week. When someone falls on hard times, the community should be there to support them.”
“I’m sure the Vatican is sending their emissary as we speak.”
Jimmy kicked him under the table. Jacob pushed his plate away. The pastor didn’t even bless his holy water, and Jacob found out the hard way. They might as well have crossed themselves with Evian.
From where he sat Jacob could see Jimmy’s hand holding Amelia’s under the table. It was that image Jacob took with him ten minutes later as he locked his bedroom door and drew a salt line across it. Jimmy had been embarrassed enough to brush the window sills clean before Amelia showed up in case she saw them and flipped, and while Jacob had slipped her a silver fork and waved the EMF under the table, he wasn’t stupid enough to take chances. She’d given Jacob’s charm bracelet a furtive second glance and shied away from the pot plant he’d dumped in front of her – he wasn’t letting his brother near a zombie – but all he got was a lethal glare from Jimmy and a proud nod from Mom. What the fuck ever, if Jimmy wanted to be possessed, eaten, disembowelled or dumped, it would only prove Jacob right that nothing and no one could distract a hunter from what they really were.
Pre-series, MIT era. Graphic and dialogue by
skullage.Jacob: Go ahead caller, you’re on the air.
Jimmy: …
Jacob: …Hello? Alrighty then, next caller.
JIMMY HAS THE NUMBER MEMORIZED
THANKS TO JACOB’S VOICE SAYING IT AT THE END OF EVERY SHOW
what if one time a caller calls whose name is jim
and jacob calls him jimbo the entire time
does jimmy hear that one and want to cut a bitch
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
You have one new voicemail.
hey jimmy it's jacob...uh...look I'm kind of drunk right now but you know I killed a tulpa so I guess I deserve it. right? you should've been there. not...I don't need help. I'm okay. I just... I miss y- *BEEP*
2x15, "Tall Tales"
JACOB: "Come on, I ate one! Maybe two!"
S2. Jimmy could deal with the headaches, were it not that he has strange dreams.
Cally expands on powers!Jimmy in this post.
Some other time in S2.
Jimmy was not quite prepared for Jacob to open the bathroom door again, all smiles and throw me a towel, Jimbo, as though they weren’t both painfully aware of what Jimmy had just been about to do.
S3, by
skullage.Jacob’s always looking over his shoulder for his brother, like Jimmy’s gonna just disappear.
Jimmy’s not like that, though. Jimmy’s the one who’s always left behind.
S3 'A Softer World' fusion by
metonomia omfg. <33post-S3, Jimmy and Meg
MEG: "Isn’t it ‘cause you’re really scared to go there with a demon? Because it’s wrong and it’s bad and we shouldn’t?"
Sometimes Meg vessel-hops. Graphic by
skullage.4x01, "Lazarus Rising". Graphic by
skullage.is it the habit of angels to have faith in the faithless?
it is their habit to have faith in the chosen
and jacob’s heartbeat falters
i didnt even ask for this. i dont even believe in you. you got the wrong brother.
you should be going to jimmy
jimmy has his own part to play, cas says
what the fuck is that supposed to mean
hey don’t just fly off you asshole, what the fuck is—- FUCK YOU.
jacob shouting at empty rooms
4x20, "The Rapture"
Castiel in Bible camp.
4x22, "Lucifer Rising"
JACOB: "Cas, if there's anything worth dying for, this is it."
5x08, "Changing Channels". "Well, I say..."
"...jackpot."
post-5x16, after "Dark Side of the Moon"
CAS: "On a bender."
5x17, "99 Problems"
LEAH: “Pizin noco iad.”
6x03, "The Third Man"
"When Jimmy calls, you answer. Got it?"
post-6x08, bagging alphas for Crowley. GIF and dialogue by
skullage.le Demon: You’re late. The arrangement was for a half hour ago.
Jacob: That’s riveting, but y’know, as it turns out, revenants don’t really share your concerns about time schedules.
le Demon: It’s not my schedule, Novak. And I wouldn’t be such a wiseass if I’d remembered who exactly you’re working for. If we’re kept waiting, Crowley’s kept waiting.
Jacob: Tell Crowley to go fuck himself. I’m not his little bitch.
le Demon: What a shame. Guess your brother’s soul’ll just have to burn for a few more years. Then again, he’s been in plenty of fires before.
We were also noticing how in some scenes, you can just find-replace the names and it'd still work. For example: 6x21, "Let It Bleed".
JACOB: "Cas, I just can't."
-
MORE NOVAKCEST GRAPHICS by
skullage . A SOFTER NOVAKCEST BY
metonomiaOkay, so you know how we made Meg the Ruby because where the hell we gonna find Misha/Gen pictures without making them ourselves? Well.
OH WE OF LITTLE FAITH. HOW DARE WE NOT BELIEVE THAT THE INTERNET (specifically Tumblr) WOULD NOT COME THROUGH?? The internet ALWAYS PROVIDES. Of COURSE. LOOK. LOOK AT THEMMMMM. Oh, channellywelly6, we doff our hats to you. But okay, we don't have a Ruby though, so what can this possibly be? Well, meet Jimmy/girl!Jacob.
Speaking of AUs and other apocrypha, please do check the Novakcest delicious, where Cally has bookmarked various apocrypha by awesome people that are not linked to from here.
Since we have more people contributing to the 'verse,
callowyn made a communal Novakcest tumblr. If you're on there and want to join in on the party (and you should), leave your email in the Ask and we'll pull you into the fray. Ditto for the Physics Macaw tumblr.omfg u guise.
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