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callowyn made a post compiling her Novakcest ficlets and I thought maybe I should do that too. So I cleaned them up and here are some! But first, have some canonverse Dean&Cas tumblrfic I wrote for aplethora's birthday a couple of months ago. She asked for platonic cuddling.

As always, clicking on the picture will take you to the original post.

( Pre-4x01. Castiel raises Dean from hell. PG. )


Okay, here's the Novakcest. They're all PG13 and lower, even the blow job one somehow.

( Jacob blows Castiel )

( Jimmy/Jacob, season 3, first time )

( Jacob/Castiel, season 5, after the first time )

( Jacob, Cas, Harvelles, Sam. Croatverse. )

( Jimmy/Jacob, season 3 )

Novak o'clock already? As always, the graphics are not our creations, and clicking on them will take you back to the graphics source/creators.

Except for this one. callowyn made this one. 3x11, "Mystery Spot":


( Mostly S4 and S5, though there is a bit of 1x12. )
( That ol' preseries song and dance. )

All previous installments of this open-source madness can be found here, as delicioused by Cally. Speaking of Cally, she has an announcement!: First I have to be completely obnoxious and self-congratulatory about making a Novakcest feed. Clicking that link will take you to the raw feed (or Google Reader, if you use it); you can also sign up for novakcest_feed on DW and novakcest_feed on LJ. I recommend Google Reader, as the formatting is much prettier, but both ways should work. ANYWAY THIS IS PROBABLY REDUNDANT SINCE THE ONLY PEOPLE TO SEE THIS ARE ON MY FLIST BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL. CARRY ON.

BLESS YOU, CALLY. She also rejigged the Physics Macaw tumblr so that it's like a comm now, and you can more easily submit unto it more of the Physics Macaw's adventures through Jacob's tears for crackers. CALLY, BLESS YOU TWICE.

SO YEAH.

I have no internet at home for the next couple of weeks, so HELLO NET CAFE YOU ARE MY NEW BFF. First order of business: Novakcest. callowyn posted about when Jimmy met Amelia, and glassyskies wrote Half the gravity, which is about the time Jacob and Jimmy got drunk together in high school. ALL THE HEARTS IN ALL MY THOUSAND EYES.

Now this next thing, I'm not sure whether I should crosspost it to deancastiel or gid_hanasheh, so... yeah, that's the kind of thing it is. It's a compilation of the bits and scraps of feeeliiings that the finale shook out of me. It's pre-Dean/Cas, I guess, or maybe it's straight-up Dean/Cas? But maybe feel free to put on your gen goggles and squint? Because whether it's romantic or not is beside the point? IDK, maybe I won't crosspost it anywhere because what the hell is this even.


some thoughts
on elephants, myths, alternate universes, and the weather. Castiel and Dean in season six. 570 words.

( the stars don't care for constellations / but at night orion reaches for the same horizon i do )

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! I am reaching through the internet to hug you all right now. Right now. DO YOU FEEL IT? DO YOU FEEL THE HUG?? \o/

ALSO SOME AMAZING WONDERFUL PEOPLE HAVE MADE ME AMAZING WONDERFUL PRESENTS AND OMG I MUST SHARE THESE DIAMONDS WITH YOU SO YOU CAN ENJOY THEM AS I HAVE. GO LOVE ON THESE PEOPLE, LOVE THEM HARD.

OKAY OKAY. FIRST WE START WITH NOVAKCESTVERSE. You know, that 'verse where Jimmy Novak and his twin Jacob Glaser nee Novak grew up as hunters, and then it all gets a little familiar? For a brief history of this disco of the id, Cally has delicioused all the Novakcest to date. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MISHA'S FACE/MISHA'S FACE IS OTP?

Shifters Lie by callowyn, brain twin & co-conspirator | Novakcestverse | Jimmy/Jacob | PG13 | comic | OMG ILU CALLY | ILUSM
Season one, "Skin." The pressure keeps building, and Jimmy still won't answer Jacob.

Then back on my feet and cry for you by glassyskies, secret psychic | Novakcestverse | Jimmy/Jacob | PG13 | 3000 words
Preseries. The problem is that Jimmy Novak has perhaps fallen in love.

Right, can I say something about Skies's fic here, like is she maybe psychic, or perhaps a prophet? A CRUEL CAPRICIOUS GOD? There is a scene in her fic that pretty much flows seamlessly out of ( this heretofore unaired conversation ). Whether she's psychic, prophet, god, or just plain awesome, Novakcest is glad to have her.

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN. ART FOR MY SAM FICS JFKSLJFKLDJFLJF BY THE STUNNINGLY TALENTED AUGUST MONSOOOOOOOOON.

Little Amazon Woman by august_monsoon, ass-kicking artist | SPN | girl!Sam | G
Art for All That Glitters (girl!Sam, Dean; PG13).

Along Every Horizon fic banner by august_monsoon, beautiful soul | SPN | THE DESERT *____* | G
Banner for Along Every Horizon (Sam; PG13).

AND THEN. AND THENNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Did you know I love crossovers? I am mad for them. I'M NUTS FOR THEM. So HEY, DO YOU LIKE SPN? DO YOU LIKE H50? DO YOU LIKE THEM together? God, of course you do, and Murron is a magic maker.

Hau'oli la hanau by murron, wonder woman | Hawaii 5-0/SPN | surprise pairing(s) | PG13 | 1144 words
Steve doesn't lock his door.

And now here is a piece of non-fiction.

when the stars come home to roost by animus_wyrmis, be_themoon, & zempasuchil; sisters from another mister | REAL PERSON TRUTH | PG13 | infinite joy
WE HAVE A MAGICAL ADVENTURE.

What the everloving hell did I ever do to deserve you beautiful people in my life, oh my holy christ, I love you all so much fklsfjllkewfl thank you oh thank you <333333333333456

WHO THE HELL IS THIS TWOSKELETONS ON YOUR FLIST? Don't fear, it's just the friendly neighborhood LJer formerly known as lassiterfics. It was time for a change. Well, I guess you can still call me Lass, I've been Lass for so long. LONGER THAN TIMOTHY OMUNDSON AT LEAST, FUCK YOU PSYCH.

But on to more important matters! Remember the Novakcestverse I was babbling about? callowyn, in all her glory, has DRAWN A NOVAKCEST COMIC OMG. It takes place during the summer before Jacob leaves for MIT and like OMGGGG.

You know what is also excellent? MISHALECKIPALOOZA, that's what. AKA the Mishalecki fanwork exchange YAAAAAAY! I don't even know what I want to request! "ALL THE MISHALECKI" for all five prompts, basically. The one where Jared has tentacles? The one where Misha is secretly a robot? The one where werewolves attack the set? The one where they are both mob hitmen at the beck and call of oft-accused-but-never-convicted Mark Pellegrino? MAYBE I WANT AN OCEAN'S 11 AU. MAYBE THAT. IDK. TELL ME WHAT TO DO, FLIST.

And in the next part of our ongoing series, Misha's Face/The Whole Universe OTP, we have more Scullyverse i.e. the one where Dana Scully was the human in Cas's charge before he was called away to eyefuck Dean. Basically in the first few days of my hiatus, I got withdrawal and dealt with it by writing snippets based on pictures of Scully I found on tumblr.

( Castiel and Scully are MFEO. )

It began as wandersfound's fault with the hunter!Jimmy thing, but I reckon if callowyn and I end up constructing a mumble-thousand word outline about the twincestuous adventures of hunter twins Jimmy and Jacob (Glaser) Novak, I suppose we only have ourselves to blame.

SO IN THIS AU OF RAINBOWS AND GLITTER, Jacob's the one who runs away to MIT, but Jimmy's the one with the powers. Jimmy's the one who drags Jacob back into the life. Jacob's the one who goes to the crossroads and gets raised from perdition by Cas, who is envesseling Dean, who only said yes to protect Sam, who is the Claire. IT GETS A LITTLE MORE TWISTY, but this is just a short introduction.

( We have visual aid. )

Cally and Lass have feelings at each other Episode outlines:
( Jimmy in djinnverse )
( Jacob and Cas sometime in S4 )
( that last summer before Jacob leaves for MIT )
( reunion in '1x01' )

And for bonus: THE PHYSICS MACAW, who is actually a cockatoo, but by the time anyone brought up the mistake, the name had stuck. ( DAMN IT, JAKE, I'M A PHYSICIST, NOT AN ORNITHOLOGIST. )

Do you realize that the storyboarding means Croatverse Cas is the one with the thigh holster?

I have no polling capabilities, so I will just ask it as such: which fic do I write first?
a) Jacob hearing Jimmy/Amelia through the wall
b) Jacob analyzing Jimmy's powers with ~experiments and it gets a little porny
c) Sam trying to find Dean after Castiel takes him away
d) other!
e) you guys need help