buddy cop AU #3590843
Okay, Dean/Cas fans, here is Hawaii 5-0 explained to you in your language. So, in this AU, Dean is a cop from New Jersey, right, but he's now stationed in beautiful Hawaii because he followed his estranged family there. He loves his family, okay. (Well, his kid anyway.) And Castiel, he's this crazy ex-Special Ops guy with zero people skills who favors interrogation techniques such as dangling suspects off tall buildings and throwing them in shark tanks. Castiel takes himself SUPERSERIOUSLY, and Dean's reaction to him mostly consists of o____O and extreme amounts of flirting. But y'all know that already.
Danny Dean: Why do you have aneurysm face?
Steve Castiel: I don’t have aneurysm face.
Dean: She give you aneurysm face?
Castiel: How many times in a row can you ask me the same question?
Totally not an aneurysm face.
SHUT IT, CAS, YOU KNOW YOU TOTALLY HAVE AN ANEURYSM FACE. It's not your fault you have to pause your whirlwind of crime-solving activity and ~explain things because no one else in the room has been in Special Ops. Fucking civilians. Fucking mainland civilians, even worse, AMIRITE?
"WRONG," Dean says. "Stop being a douche," basically. But Cas has neither the time nor the patience to not be a douche. He's too busy gallivanting around having questionable morals, lots of raeg, and the ability to kill people with, like, a pinkie, and Dean's reaction to this is mostly "...I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP BEING A DOUCHE."
Cas really doesn't see what the big deal is, Dean.
THERE IS ALSO THE FOLLOWING EXCHANGE:
Cas: “Your dad, he talks about you all the time.”
Dean's kid: “He talks about you a lot too.”
Cas: “Really? Does he?”
Cas: [Eyefucks Dean.]
This isKono Jo. She just graduated from cop school, and she likes surfing, sticking up for family, and beating people up.
She also idolizes her cousin, S2!Sam.IN CONCLUSION: COUSINS!
I KNOW, I KNOW, but seriously, Chin Ho's character is just such a decent guy and there are no guys on SPN who aren't douchebags anymore, so maybe we should just give up the ghost here and let Chin Ho keep his own character.
So, this is Chin Ho.
This is also Chin Ho.
Still Chin Ho. Actually, I think this is Jin, but who's counting.
Unless you are counting his muscles. That's okay.
Much like S2!Sam, a lot of people think he's evil, or was evil, or will be evil. He is actually a sweetheart, but Chin Ho can drink demon blood for all I care, because I lost count somewhere in the OMFGillions.
AND THEN THEY ALL DONE SEX, THE END.
All pics shamelessly lifted from FUCK YEAH HAWAII FIVE-0, except for the Jin one, which is from idek, I just did a Google image search for "lust explosion" and he was all the results.
I was gonna post more SPN 6x03 thoughts, but have a meme I yoinked from![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
themadlurker instead.
1. Make a list of 10 characters, and keep it to yourself for the moment.
2. Ask your flist to post questions in the comments e.g. 'How do Four and Seven save the world using only marshmallows, string, and a tuning fork?' or 'What made 2 and 1 fall in love?'
3. After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the characters you selected beforehand, then post the answers.
All characters are from either Narnia, Merlin, or SPN.
Dean: She give you aneurysm face?
Castiel: How many times in a row can you ask me the same question?
Totally not an aneurysm face.
SHUT IT, CAS, YOU KNOW YOU TOTALLY HAVE AN ANEURYSM FACE. It's not your fault you have to pause your whirlwind of crime-solving activity and ~explain things because no one else in the room has been in Special Ops. Fucking civilians. Fucking mainland civilians, even worse, AMIRITE?
"WRONG," Dean says. "Stop being a douche," basically. But Cas has neither the time nor the patience to not be a douche. He's too busy gallivanting around having questionable morals, lots of raeg, and the ability to kill people with, like, a pinkie, and Dean's reaction to this is mostly "...I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP BEING A DOUCHE."
Cas really doesn't see what the big deal is, Dean.
THERE IS ALSO THE FOLLOWING EXCHANGE:
Dean's kid: “He talks about you a lot too.”
Cas: “Really? Does he?”
Cas: [Eyefucks Dean.]
This is
She also idolizes her cousin, S2!Sam.
I KNOW, I KNOW, but seriously, Chin Ho's character is just such a decent guy and there are no guys on SPN who aren't douchebags anymore, so maybe we should just give up the ghost here and let Chin Ho keep his own character.
So, this is Chin Ho.
This is also Chin Ho.
Still Chin Ho. Actually, I think this is Jin, but who's counting.
Unless you are counting his muscles. That's okay.
Much like S2!Sam, a lot of people think he's evil, or was evil, or will be evil. He is actually a sweetheart, but Chin Ho can drink demon blood for all I care, because I lost count somewhere in the OMFGillions.
AND THEN THEY ALL DONE SEX, THE END.
All pics shamelessly lifted from FUCK YEAH HAWAII FIVE-0, except for the Jin one, which is from idek, I just did a Google image search for "lust explosion" and he was all the results.
I was gonna post more SPN 6x03 thoughts, but have a meme I yoinked from
themadlurker instead.1. Make a list of 10 characters, and keep it to yourself for the moment.
2. Ask your flist to post questions in the comments e.g. 'How do Four and Seven save the world using only marshmallows, string, and a tuning fork?' or 'What made 2 and 1 fall in love?'
3. After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the characters you selected beforehand, then post the answers.
All characters are from either Narnia, Merlin, or SPN.