all my keysmash are belong to you

WAIT, MAYBE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MISHA IN YOUR LIFE. callowyn and I can help you out. This is more from the 'verse where Jacob and Jimmy are twins who hunt things and save people. Growing up in Pontiac is never boring when you want to fuck your brother and have to kill werewolves after school! You can find previous installments under this tag.

Random Jacob Novak Fact of the Day: He picked the name Glaser because he and Jimmy were big "Starsky & Hutch" fans growing up. (Paul Michael Glaser played David Starsky.)

( WARNING: MISHA. )
( preseries/S1 shenanigans )

And hey, remember the MIT Physics Macaw? The one that Jacob knows is actually a cockatoo but keeps calling a macaw to piss off Professor Kurt Mendel?



Jacob's sole confessor has gone meme, courtesy of Cally's graphicking. I was gonna link to the memegenerator template so you guys can make some more and submit it to the Physics Macaw tumblog that has mysteriously appeared, but the template seems to have vanished... Oh well. Here, have one more while we figure it out. ETA: Figured! Cally has reuploaded the Physics Macaw meme template for us all.

Okay, Dean/Cas fans, here is Hawaii 5-0 explained to you in your language. So, in this AU, ( Dean is a cop from New Jersey-- )

I was gonna post more SPN 6x03 thoughts, but have a meme I yoinked from themadlurker instead.

1. Make a list of 10 characters, and keep it to yourself for the moment.
2. Ask your flist to post questions in the comments e.g. 'How do Four and Seven save the world using only marshmallows, string, and a tuning fork?' or 'What made 2 and 1 fall in love?'
3. After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the characters you selected beforehand, then post the answers.

All characters are from either Narnia, Merlin, or SPN.

HOLY CRAP PORN. PORN EVERYWHERE. You gasped and moaned at blindfold_spn. You're getting wet for multifandom Porn Battle X. ARE YOU READY FOR spn_bitesized KINK MEME?


Bring the muthafuckin noise, as long as the noise is UHHHH YEAAAHHH HARDER FASTER.

Okay, guys, let's talk spoilers.

( S3 Merlin )

( S6 Poopernatural )

I wish I knew more Merlin spoilers!

HOKAY. Second draft of my spnrarepairs is at beta, and I am 1.5 scenes away from finishing my castielfest fic. SO CLOSE. Relatedly (or not), I really need to update my fic masterlist...

Speaking of which. I churned out this bit of absurdity for maychorian's birthday couple of weeks ago. The prompt was: "God mojoed Cas up just a leeetle too much when He rezzed him, and now Castiel makes flowers and candy appear everywhere he walks." So, y'know.

Taste the Rainbow | post-S5 | Lisa, Castiel, Dean, Ben | 717 words
"Ben, honey, tell these misguided souls what we Braedens think of Swedish Fish."

I'm pretty sure I wrote a more commentfic here and there, but I can't quite recall where and what of. Did I commentfic at you at some point? It was just here a minute ago...

This is an excerpt from the Supernatural episode of a documentary series entitled Wild Fandom, produced by intrepid documentarians lassiterfics, puckling, and zempasuchil.

( Follow the fangirlologist as she ventures into the darkest heart of Livejournal. [spoilers for 5.22] )

This has been brought to you by the Mutual of OMG. Feel free to share with us your favorite Wild Fandom excerpts and episodes, and together let us contemplate the wildness and beauty of her, this creature called fangirl.

So I guess it's official for the time being: whynot is my repository of ficcish errata e.g. commentfic, meme responses, etc. Every so often, I will compile a list here of new things I've posted there.

( List of things I've posted there! )

I love that I finally get to put these icons to work. I love my DW icons! If ever I decide to become fandom Voldemort bent on fandom immortality, these icons would be my horcruxes. So-called mentors! Gaiusface! WILL BEING OPPRESSED. And Peter/Susan of the keysmash variety. Yessss.

VID REC TIME, because I've watched this next one four times now and it fills me with feeeeeeeelings every time, holy shit.

Waking World - It's about Morgana and Gwen and the men they loved who failed them. This vid is incredibly well-constructed. Meticulous attention to detail for maximum levels of verklempt! I WAS ALL LIKE, "Uther & Morganaaaaaa D: D:" and like "OMG MORGANA" then like "Arthur Gwen Lancelot D: D:" and like "GWEN OMG" then like "GWEN OMG" and then I was all "HOLY SHIT, LADIIIIIIES" and then THE ENDING HAPPENED and I am like <3333 :-O :-O <33333345. It breaks your heart then sets you freeee.

Despite itself, the vid has put me in the mood for gritty Arthur/Morgana and tragic Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot. Hmm.

By the same vidder, there is If You Were Gay, which is that song from 'Avenue Q'. Vidding Merlin and Arthur to this is perfect and hilarious (omg the VOICES and the FACES) and oh how I giggled. PERHAPS I EVEN CHORTLED.

In conclusion: amerlinworld. It's like A Softer World, but with more 'Merlin'!

If you know of anywhere in New York where I can put my social science quantitative skills to work, you let me know omg. I need to find an opportunity that lets me volunteer/intern/work for 20+ hours a week for my OPT (Optional Practical Training, but the 'Optional' part is right now kind of a lie). Let me run a regression analysis on your data, baby. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. Let's you and I get serially correlated all night long!

...LOL J/K IT'S ACTUALLY TERRIBLE TO BE SERIALLY CORRELATED. Oh god. To prevent my head exploding from inoperable data sets, a post of Things:

* I'm sure by now everyone has seen the 'Merlin' Children in Need 2009 special. It's like someone sent them crackfic, saying, "Can you film this pretty please???" and they were like, "Oh what the hell, sure why not!!" Also, it is weirdly similar to that commentfic that katakokk and I wrote that one time. ETA2: ZOMG AU!Pudsey!Camelot Meme

* animus_wyrmis, remember the 'Merlin' extras meme we were talking about, with the servants and the guards etc? The Fleet is on top of that shit.

* An interesting article about the hazards of transitioning from fanfic to original fiction. Well, it's sort of a review of Cassandra Claire's 'Mortal Instruments' books, which I've never read, but it makes some salient points that give one food for thought. "Essentially City of Bones reads like fanfic - and I don't mean that as kneejerk indicator of poor quality, I mean that it reads like something constructed for a different purpose, functioning on a different ruleset. Leaving aside any criticisms of the actual style, this scene would probably work - for me - if I read it as fanfic."

* 'Merlin'-related things from my GReader that make me go 'fjlksdfj!': Angel and Bradley!! and KATIE AND ASA!!! <3333

* Wait wait wait. Katie McGrath AND Emilia Fox are both on 'The Queen'?! So I guess this is on my to-watch list now.

I suspect that's all I have to say for now. So, meme time! Respond to this post with a completely made-up memory of you and me.

ETA: God help me, I think I'm addicted to Fuck Yeah Merlin. All these pictures deserve fic: 1) MOTHERFUCKING PENDRAGONS; 2) What comes next in the story of their lives? Vaguely Edward Hopper-ish, no?; 3) Mordred is still crushing on Morgana and no one cares; 3) Uther passes on the sword; 4) Uther and the Lady Catrina take a breather from terrorizing the citizenry; 5) HOLY SHIT IT'S A MAP OF CAMELOT AND SURROUNDING REGIONS; 6) Arthur gets tetchy when he doesn't get his candy bar; 7) To no one's surprise, Merlin is a Death Cab fan; 8) Family photo!!; 9) Hanging with the guys!! <3333; and 10) I don't even know where to begin with this one.

#1 - IN WHICH THERE IS A CONFESSION. When I started seeing the name Britomart around, I thought it was some sort of British convenience store or supermarket, and I thought, "Oh, maybe they are writing a crackfic AU! Perhaps a 'Clerks' fusion!"

Okay. I get it now.


#2 - IN WHICH I AM PERHAPS BEYOND HELP. So I was replying my way through a backlog of comments and I felt guilty for ignoring them for this long, but then I check the date on them and it's only been 5 days. It felt like longer. Going on the internet is like spending your time in an enchanted otherworld where you can shape things to your will and magical things happen everywhere, but then you go back to the real world (so-called) and find out that nothing's changed since you last left. Time in the other world is not like time in this world, and it's like all that stuff in the other world amounts to nothing here. But no, that can't be true, you tell yourself that can't be true.

So I guess that makes Aslan the dormitory's internet connection, because he is sometimes great and sometimes painful.

oh god i can't turn narnia off


#3 - In which merlin_xovers now offers a prompt table!

#4 - A WILL REC: Until We Run Out of Road by mariana_oconnor. Oh my god, you guys, this fic <33. Modern AU in which Merlin runs away on a road trip after Will's death, and is haunted anyway. Sort of.

#5 - This week's 'Merlin'! ( Some thoughts about the morally dubious physician of my heart. )

#6 - I still have to finish that 'seven days of joy' meme, and maybe post thoughts about 'Lucifer', but this post is kinda long already, so let's end it on a note of IN WHICH OASIS IS NOT QUITE DEAD. I recently downloaded their complete discography in a fit of nostalgia and oh maaaaannnnnn <33 <3 <333. There is nothing quite like the beloved crap music of your childhood and the assholes that sing it. I really like this YouTube playlist of an acoustic show that Noel Gallagher and Gem Archer did in Paris in 2006.

#6a - Tell me I'm not the only one who's ever wanted Liam Gallagher/Damon Albarn fic.

#6b - TELL ME LIAM GALLAGHER WILL FOLLOW THROUGH ON THESE RUMORS TO COLLABORATE WITH JAY-Z. WHAT. \o/