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MISHALECKI EXCHANGE OMG!
Thanks to everyone who wished me luck on my hiatus, you guys are really lovely <333. Is it really a fandom hiatus if you can't STFU about fandom during your hiatus, I wonder? I picked up a new habit over the break called Sebastian Roche, and relatedly, Odyssey 5. SEBASTIAN ROCHE. Where the hell did they find this guy? Why does he think he's a 14-year-old with a Myspace? Why is my reaction to it evenly split between OMG STOP and OMG OMG OMG MOOOOOAAARRRR? I would like to investigate his hips. Mmmm. Here is the one with Roche and Misha being adorable. IS THERE FIC YET?? YOU GUYS.
WHAT IS ODYSSEY 5? It's further evidence that Sebastian Roche plays only one character:Sebastian Roche Balthazar. You know how Misha always plays a creep? Roche always plays a douche. THE WAY OF THE WORLD. Odyssey 5 is a canceled Canadian scifi ensemble show from 2002 (but set in 2012) where a space crew was sent back in time five years to stop the earth exploding. There's angst about destiny and second chances, but there are also SENTIENT BUILDINGS and THINGSTIELY BEINGS from another world, or possibly the internet. THE INTERNET, because this show is also a hilarious example of how much technology has changed over just ten years. Aww, people from the past, aren't you adorable!
This is Kurt Mendel: famous award-winning biologist, Balthazar's vessel, and dick joke connoisseur. Let us not pretend that I started this show for anything other than Balthaface In Space, but LOL, TV, you are not even trying to dissuade my crossovers. Here is Kurthazar's first scene, putting together a satellite in space with remote control:
KURT: "Closer... closer... Do it, do it, baby."
SARAH: "Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have to do with sex?"
KURT: "Maybe because we're riding in a 3 billion dollar fanny symbol. Don't quote me."
SARAH: "If I started quoting you, they'd shut down the space program."
KURT: "Did you know that oxygen deprivation enhances sexual--"
SARAH: "I don't wanna know."
WHATEVER YOU SAY, BALTHAZAR
And and and, for real, upon being confronted with the end of the world, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KURTHAZAR'S FIRST REACTION IS? It was not to save it, at least at first.
Blow coke and jump on the bed.
No big deal, just projecting lesbian bondage porn on a screen in his bedroom while he bangs this chick. "Stop using atheism as an excuse for group sex!" someone actually said to him.
OMG SURPRISE IT IS RICK WORTHY THE ALPHA VAMP!!
MY FAVORITE EPISODE IS PROBABLY WHEN CLAIRE MADE A CAMEO THOUGH. It's the episode where Kurthazar, militant atheistic hedonist, gets brainwashed into joining a religious cult led by Claire. You're a tricky one, Claire.
That thing in the background is essentially a giant Samulet.
O CANADAAAAA. You know what the biggest giveaway is that this is a Canadian show? It's not the accents. It's not even that hockey metaphor one of the lead characters made. It is:
--the Our Lady Peace poster in the teenager's room.
WhyyYYyyYYyyYyy is Superman dead??
I LOOOOVED OUR LADY PEACE, OMG. Can we take a quick jaunt through memory lane here?
OMG LOOK I AM FOURTEEN AGAIN I LOVED THIS SONG, oh man, I wanted to bang Raine Maida so hard.
I owe people comment/PM replies and I will get to those ASAP, but things are still hectic on my side so please bear with me. I'm back for the most part! I missed you guys so muhuhuhuuuuch.
Thanks to everyone who wished me luck on my hiatus, you guys are really lovely <333. Is it really a fandom hiatus if you can't STFU about fandom during your hiatus, I wonder? I picked up a new habit over the break called Sebastian Roche, and relatedly, Odyssey 5. SEBASTIAN ROCHE. Where the hell did they find this guy? Why does he think he's a 14-year-old with a Myspace? Why is my reaction to it evenly split between OMG STOP and OMG OMG OMG MOOOOOAAARRRR? I would like to investigate his hips. Mmmm. Here is the one with Roche and Misha being adorable. IS THERE FIC YET?? YOU GUYS.
WHAT IS ODYSSEY 5? It's further evidence that Sebastian Roche plays only one character:
This is Kurt Mendel: famous award-winning biologist, Balthazar's vessel, and dick joke connoisseur. Let us not pretend that I started this show for anything other than Balthaface In Space, but LOL, TV, you are not even trying to dissuade my crossovers. Here is Kurthazar's first scene, putting together a satellite in space with remote control:
KURT: "Closer... closer... Do it, do it, baby."
SARAH: "Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have to do with sex?"
KURT: "Maybe because we're riding in a 3 billion dollar fanny symbol. Don't quote me."
SARAH: "If I started quoting you, they'd shut down the space program."
KURT: "Did you know that oxygen deprivation enhances sexual--"
SARAH: "I don't wanna know."
WHATEVER YOU SAY, BALTHAZAR
And and and, for real, upon being confronted with the end of the world, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KURTHAZAR'S FIRST REACTION IS? It was not to save it, at least at first.
Blow coke and jump on the bed.
No big deal, just projecting lesbian bondage porn on a screen in his bedroom while he bangs this chick. "Stop using atheism as an excuse for group sex!" someone actually said to him.
OMG SURPRISE IT IS RICK WORTHY THE ALPHA VAMP!!
MY FAVORITE EPISODE IS PROBABLY WHEN CLAIRE MADE A CAMEO THOUGH. It's the episode where Kurthazar, militant atheistic hedonist, gets brainwashed into joining a religious cult led by Claire. You're a tricky one, Claire.
That thing in the background is essentially a giant Samulet.
O CANADAAAAA. You know what the biggest giveaway is that this is a Canadian show? It's not the accents. It's not even that hockey metaphor one of the lead characters made. It is:
--the Our Lady Peace poster in the teenager's room.
WhyyYYyyYYyyYyy is Superman dead??
I LOOOOVED OUR LADY PEACE, OMG. Can we take a quick jaunt through memory lane here?
OMG LOOK I AM FOURTEEN AGAIN I LOVED THIS SONG, oh man, I wanted to bang Raine Maida so hard.
I owe people comment/PM replies and I will get to those ASAP, but things are still hectic on my side so please bear with me. I'm back for the most part! I missed you guys so muhuhuhuuuuch.
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(relatedly, i had NO IDEA that kurt from O5 was in SPN! LOLOLOLOL!)
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Ahaha, YES, Balthazar is a good friend of Castiel's from back in the day, but now THINGS HAVE CHAAAANGED BETWEEN THEM and Balthazar is all PISSED OFF that Cas chose Sam and Dean over him, etc. DELICIOUS.
*runs to read your O5 posts*
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i first watched it stoned in the netherlands... db and i couldn't quite believe that it was as amazing and as terrible as it was. we thought it must have been the dope. but no. it really is like that!
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REMEMBER WHEN KURT TRIED TO GROW AN ALIEN IN HIS ICEBOX?!? REMEMBER "SETA"??!??? TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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i found sarah's obsession with her kid to be . . . idk, too melodramatic? could be creepier? alternatively, they could have spent more time examining how she was writing herself into that stereotypical syndrome parent. but oh well.
HAHAHA KURT IS ALL THE LOL EVARRR!
neil/chuck is awesomely angsty and slashy, to which you can add neil's "i'm an adult stuck in a barely legal body" and i'm just surprised that there's not more fucked up fic about him/them out there.
FIVE YEARS TO STOP IT HAPPENING . . . AGAIN.
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Her obsession with the kid was, um... I think too easy, not nuanced enough, and frankly felt more disconnected from the central storyline than all the other characters' personal stories. I wondered if they actually had plans to tie it up neatly.
Neil's "I'm an adult in a kid's body" thing is what skeeves me out about Neil/Holly, ummmmmm yeah.
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yeah, the stuff with neil's GF was... gross? i did not like it. i wanted him to be having sexxy times with kurt! BECAUSE THAT WOULD SO HAPPEN. in fic.
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