http://twoskeletons.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] whynot 2004-03-17 07:18 pm (UTC)

I think it's delightful. Maybe Legolas will get better lines in this one. Or maybe not.

ARAGORN: What's loud and noisy, drawing Sauron's eye away?
LEGOLAS: A diversion!
GIMLI: What draws him here so Sam and Frodo can save the day?
LEGOLAS: A diversion!
THEODEN: And once they do that, will Sam finally get laid?
LEGOLAS: A div... what?
ALL: A diversion! Diversion, diversion, oooooh...
[Orcs enter stage left, high kicks and 'aaahhhh'ing in 4-part harmony.]
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