Everyone's Irish on St. Paddy's Day!

[whynot]

This is absolutely heartwarming. Some random shopkeeping nobody in Hertfordshire wrote a screenplay that Disney bought for US$1 mil. He originally wrote the story for his two sons. Aww. Hurrah for the random shopkeeping nobody (whose name is Clive Woodall, just by the way)!

This is thoroughly amusing. Which one of you was talking about Faramir singing showtunes again?

And now for something sans adverbs: Happy St. Pat's, ya'll.

Comments

[yabamena]

Oh, crap, that was me about the showtunes. I should have kept my big mouth shut. >_<

Tolkien is twirling in hsi grave right now.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I think it's delightful. Maybe Legolas will get better lines in this one. Or maybe not.

ARAGORN: What's loud and noisy, drawing Sauron's eye away?
LEGOLAS: A diversion!
GIMLI: What draws him here so Sam and Frodo can save the day?
LEGOLAS: A diversion!
THEODEN: And once they do that, will Sam finally get laid?
LEGOLAS: A div... what?
ALL: A diversion! Diversion, diversion, oooooh...
[Orcs enter stage left, high kicks and 'aaahhhh'ing in 4-part harmony.]

[yabamena]

....Oh dear, you've broken me.

You must, of course, do the whole thing, you realize. >3