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Self-deprecation is the new black.
"Ben Affleck had a stint hosting US comedy show Saturday Night Live last weekend and, in a laudable act of self-deprecation, lampooned his now defunct Bennifer moniker. Affleck sported a string of t-shirts bearing possible future couplings such as 'Bopra', 'Benyonce', 'Mary-Kate and Ashfleck' and 'Ben-Gay' "for the off-chance I get together with Marcia Gay Harden, or in the unlikely but wonderful hope that Matt [Damon] finally comes around.""
Heeheeheeheehee.
Ten CD's I can't live without:
1) Hell is for Heroes - The Neon Handshake
2) Fight Club soundtrack
3) Our Lady Peace - Happiness...
4) Jars of Clay - Much Afraid
5) 30 Seconds to Mars, I reckon. Heh.
6) Elliott Smith
7) Red Hot Chili Peppers. Hahaha, yeah, no CDs here either. It's all about K-Lite these days.
8) Duncan Sheik - Phantom Moon
9) ...Uh, Acid House soundtrack?
10) Duncan Sheik - Humming
Nine random things about me:
1) I actually
2) plan to do
3) one of those
4) 100 facts about me
5) memes
6) sometime in the future
7) so let's skip this
8) in anticipation of that, okay?
9) Okay.
Eight things running through my head right now:
1) Fuck, I should do maths.
2) Fuck, I should do Japanese.
3) Living in Portland would be kind of cool.
4) But hehehe if I go to Boston I can write canonically accurate BDS fic heeheehee Boston! Ridiculously loyal, homicidal Irish boys with guns and questionable accents!
5) I'm fucked for school tomorrow, huh? When was the last time I slept before midnight on a school night?
6) I want to finish my BDS fic, so if only I can get this one paragraph fixed, I ought to be in some good shape...
7) But if Macalester will have me, can I brave a Minnesota winter? Or should I just go to hills of Portland?
8) I like Christian alternative rock.
Seven places I'd like to go:
1) Scotland
2) south of France
3) Salzburg
4) Ireland
5) Italy, with Max.
6) the movie theatre, with money and time on my hands
7) those romantically desolate fields outside my school, with friends, a kite, and a camera
Six things I believe:
1) Have patience because truth will prevail. First impressions don't count for as much as people say they do.
2) Making an effort not to get bogged down by your own sadness.
3) Laughter.
4) Sugar therapy.
5) CD/movie shopping cures many, many things.
6) I ought to write Jerry back. What prom thing?
Five things I'd like to do before I die:
1) Publish a book.
2) Record a CD.
3) Be in a movie, with a cool role.
4) Direct a play.
5) Go on a road trip.
Four people who mean the world to me:
1) Terry
2) ...Max?
3) myself.
4) my dog. i don't have a dog. sorry. i do like you all bunches, though. if you're reading this, chances are i've got nothing against you and wouldn't mind having you come round for tea and biscuits.
Three things I did as a child:
1) Loved Donald Duck. (Still do!)
2) Liked spinach.
3) Read a lot.
Two of my faults:
1) What time management skills?
2) Eye bags. (See number one.)
One thing about my future:
1) I'm going to college in the US.
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Sorry. When it comes to those two, I.. I.. I cannot explain myself.
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LOLZ! BA+MD=OTP!!!!! theirloveissoboyish!
No, seriously, Ben and Jennifer broke up?
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...Dude, seriously?
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Wait, Matt and he aren't out?
Le sigh.
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Don't worry, Ben. He'll catch on eventually. *snerk*
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You wouldn't mind me coming for tea and biscuits? Hmmmm...
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