Heheheh. Once I am done laughing like a mad loon, I shall be able to write an informed and professional- sounding review.
Or, not. "Just calm down, increase your daily minimum of cold showers, that's all, and you should be fine." Lines like this are my favorite part of the story. Off- handed wit is just worthy of praise.

Now that I think about it, come Memorial Day, my head is going to explode, during that movie.