It's written in such a snappy prose style and that somehow just captured something about Brad (or the way I see Brad, heh).
Dude. Cool. I'm glad that worked for you. :) Thanks for checking this out.

Y'know, I never really understood the Orlando love. Maybe because the only films I've seen him in are LOTR and POTC and he was completely vapid in them? Perhaps I'm being prematurely judgmental... I was totally an Aragorn person from the start anyway.

And the references to the Lotr nuts... priceless!
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