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[whynot]

Some multithingie recs before I zip off to do math homework and ransack my room in search of my school ID.

Fic: He War, TROY RPS (Trops? Trorps?), Brad Pitt/Garrett Hedlund, NC17. Features indiefuck!Garrett and hella tight writing. Good stuff, good stuff.

Rant: Hey Crackhead. Some guy stole this guy's spark plugs to use as crack pipes. And, like:

Now, I get that you love crack. That is totally understandable. I've heard it is really fun, at first, and quite addictive. What I don't understand is,

YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE?
I am an engineer. Do you ever see me shaking down bums in the Loin for a calculator and slide rule?

Quiz: What Dodgeball Player Are You?, a quiz made someone who hates quizzes and memes. It said of me: "You are the rare UNWARPED DODGEBALL PLAYER. Your intensity is for shit. You are so normal it's freakish." Which is a first.


PS-- Speaking of memes: "Invent a fanfiction I wrote and post about it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it is something that I never wrote. Give me feedback! Mention your favourite quote! Flame me! Illustrate it! You know you want to." (yoinked from vagabond_sal)

Comments

[siria]

Dude, like remember that fic you wrote that one time? The Troy RPS/Harry Potter/Spiderman/Buffy crossover? God, what a fandom classic.

Very few people would try to ship Peter Parker and Brad Pitt - or even, you know, think of it at all - and yet you managed to carry it off! And with such perfect characterisation too!

Everytime I think of that bit with the parrot and the gorilla... cracks me up. I did think the bit with the banana was going a bit too far, but when you've got a good metaphor, you've got to run with it, I suppose. Cillian Murphy's naked cameo was inspired though - and god, that oneliner he makes to Buffy at the end? About the carp and global applications of marketing? Loved it so much I printed it out and stuck it on the wall.