whynot: etc: oh deer (no shirts no shoes)
Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2004-05-02 01:43 pm

[...setting jerk-offs on fire would be his new hobby...]

"Where are you taking us?"
"Mexico."
"What's in Mexico?"
"Mexicans."


Ahaha. QT, how do I love thee? Lemme count the ways slash you with George Clooney 'cos maybe I have a thing for brothers who enjoy killing fuckloads of people.

South of Mexico
From Dusk Till Dawn. R. Richie/Seth i.e. incest.
Post-traumatic optimism.


-


One good thing about Richie turning into a vampire and getting a table leg through the heart is that Seth won't ever have to feel his little brother's unbrotherly hands on him again. Seth can finally get a good night's sleep without Richie trying to fuck him in the middle of the night. That was some fucked up shit. Richie was a fucked up kid, but he was also Seth's fucked up little brother, and that makes all the difference.

In Seth's world, you're hardwired to take care of the people you care about. You don't go back on blood, even if they try to suck yours. Among other things.

If anything, the fucking vampires were to blame. Carlos, too. Carlos and the vampires, they should take the blame and Seth should fucking run them all off a cliff, just for fun. For Richie. No, Seth would set them on fire like he did to that jerk-off back in Big Spring, then he'd run them off a cliff.

Setting jerk-offs on fire, Seth decided, would be his new hobby.


+


Richie didn't look like a killer. With his long face and large forehead and glasses, for god's sake, he looked more like the bookish consiglieri. Not a Corleone, but a Tom Hagen, picked up off the street and making something of himself. The difference is, Tom Hagen succeeds and Richie doesn't.

Didn't.

Doesn't.

Richie stayed down at the bottom-feeding level because that was where Seth was. The fact that Richie's highest goal in life would be to succeed at being a scumbag, that was partly Seth's fault. A lot of it was because Richie was one fucked up, sex-crazed bastard, but some of it, at least a little of it, was because Seth wanted to stay. That was like a bucket of ice water in the face because, Jesus, the best thing you want to be is utter shit. That's just fucking depressing.

Even if his little brother had the capabilities to make it to the top, Richie would have told the top in no uncertain terms to fuck itself. Down here, things are messier, livelier, but just as lucrative if you play your cards right. Seth is a great card-player. He stayed, so Richie stayed, and now that Richie's gone, Seth isn't sure whether to stay or to get the hell out of here and leave Mexico so fucking far behind.

What's south of Mexico? With any luck, it would be free of vampires.

...Jesus Christ. Vampires.

Last night was some fucked up night.


+


Focus, Gecko, *focus*.

One time when Richie got as far as kissing him, Seth actually kissed back.

Eyes on road, eyes on fucking road.

Not like he thought about it, not like it was a conscious decision, because how could it be? How could it be a conscious decision to kiss your own flesh and blood this way? To open your mouth when he opened his and to let his tongue touch yours, disorienting you with illicit reverence, tasting of the whiskey you had shared only an hour hours ago.

"Richie, what the fuck," said Seth when he felt Richie's hand on his belt. He bucked but Richie held on. His little brother may not have much in the strength department, but he had determination stacked to the sky. "Richie, get-" Richie began undoing his pants. "What the fuck are you doing?"

It wasn't like Richie's "quiet, quiet, shhh" ever worked on Seth before. It never did. For some reason, it worked tonight. Maybe because Richie wasn't screaming and waving a gun around in that nervy way he did. This wasn't a show, wasn't an attempt to show everyone that he was boss just because he had the goddamned gun. Tonight, Richie knew what he was doing. He knew what he wanted.

The point was, Seth was quiet. Seth stayed quiet.

The following things came undone, in this order:
1) Seth's belt.
2) Seth's pants.
3) Seth.

It was the first time, but it wasn't the last.


+


You have to look at the bright side of things. At least there'd be no more of this... thing... between him and Richie. No more of this strange, whiskey-flavored guilt that settles at the bottom of Seth's stomach and refuses to go away.

Bright sides.

So fucking bright you'll go blind.


+


Guatemala. South of Mexico is Guatemala. On the floor of a burning club miles back is Richie. On the road to somewhere and nowhere at the same time is Seth, sweating in the heat of the Mexican sun and losing sight of everything.


[end.]

[identity profile] queenofhell.livejournal.com 2004-05-02 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh. That was wonderful. I've been waiting for someone else to write Seth/Richie, and this was just...oh. So many things I loved, like the list of things that came undone, and Richie's determination, and Seth's denial, and his commitment to Richie. Fucking wonderful.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-05-03 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Score. You're the only other FDTD writer I know, so I was hoping you might check it out. :) Thanks, man.

I've been waiting for someone else to write Seth/Richie, and this was just...oh.
*bows* Glad to be of service.

[identity profile] longsunday.livejournal.com 2004-05-02 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
... Muhfwah. This is so. Seth!voice. I really want to be able to say more than 'like whoa' but I just can't, and you're entirely to blame.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-05-03 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
This is so. Seth!voice.
Heehee. Awesome, glad that worked for you. Thanks like whoa. :)
yabamena: ([jacq] O_O)

[personal profile] yabamena 2004-05-02 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...*SPEECHLESS*

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-05-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
*EMOTES IN ALL CAPS TOO, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT*

[identity profile] vish.livejournal.com 2004-05-02 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
First DTD fic I ever read, but just... AWESOME. And you really captured the Tarantino humor.

wow.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-05-03 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Cartwheels of joy go here.
Thank you thank you.
*bows*

Not again.

[identity profile] juniper-nyne.livejournal.com 2004-05-02 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus Christ almighty.
If you make me lose just one more fandom virginity and fucking love it, I'll - I'll......just be even more grateful.
:-)

Now I have to go and source this movie in my local video store sometime too.

I love your writing. But I think I've told you that before, right?

One good thing about Richie turning into a vampire and getting a table leg through the heart is that Seth won't ever have to feel his little brother's unbrotherly hands on him again. Seth can finally get a good night's sleep without Richie trying to fuck him in the middle of the night. That was some fucked up shit. Richie was a fucked up kid, but he was also Seth's fucked up little brother, and that makes all the difference.

Excellent opening. I have no clue who Seth or Richie are but I am immediately all over the fic like a starving dog on meat.

To open your mouth when he opened his and to let his tongue touch yours, disorienting you with illicit reverence

Mmmmm. Amazing. Loved it.

The point was, Seth was quiet. Seth stayed quiet.
The following things came undone, in this order:
1) Seth's belt.
2) Seth's pants.
3) Seth.
It was the first time, but it wasn't the last.


You bring it baby, you bring it.

Bright sides.
So fucking bright you'll go blind.


*luxuriates in it*

Well done.
Damn you.
;-)

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-05-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
*is damned*

Just doing my bit for the obscure fandoms out there.

Ahaha, dude. Dude. Spread the Tarantino love, except not, 'cos it probably involves bullets and seven kinds of dismemberments.

Thank you a bunch :D :D

[identity profile] darkness-childe.livejournal.com 2004-05-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
THAT was truly amazing. Never seen that movie before, had no idea what you were talking about, but DAMN!! Loved the list of things that came undone.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-05-07 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow. Kudos to you on taking the plunge. I'm flattered you did, and glad you liked, canonlessness notwithstanding. :) Thanks, man.

mmh

[identity profile] niceguymolly.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well done, my favorite line is the 'quiet, quiet, shh' because, goddamn, I can hear that in my head, and it makes me laugh. Wonderful work, I'm so pleased to see such talent at hand. Please write more, I don't ask you this because I'm too lazy to write, only because you do this so well.

Re: mmh

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :)
I love the prospect of Tarantino fic, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of those around, y'know?

Re: mmh

[identity profile] niceguymolly.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Aah, yes, I hear you. I'm in the midst of a Reservoir Dogs fic at the moment, which is consuming all of my time, but goddamn, don't I love the shit outta it.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Iiiiiiiinteresting. What is it, is it slash?

[identity profile] niceguymolly.livejournal.com 2004-08-03 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
haha, of course it's slash!

[identity profile] 0nlyindreams.livejournal.com 2004-07-18 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Dude...I LOVE Richie/Seth, or any FDTD or Tarantio fics for that matter. Especially this ♥

More plz!

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-07-18 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, thanks :). But dude, then you should also check out [livejournal.com profile] queenofhell, she has a couple of FDTD fics up.

[identity profile] 0nlyindreams.livejournal.com 2004-07-19 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome. I found one of them... No such thing as too much Richie/Seth.
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[personal profile] jb_slasher 2004-07-18 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*adds to Memories*

[identity profile] kho.livejournal.com 2004-09-01 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
I really liked this. Richie was certifiably insane, wasn't he? LOL. I have to say I feel badly for Seth, because he loved his brother, felt sorry for him, but... Lord was he a handful to put with. And then this, this just lends credence to that weird push-pull thing he kinda had with him.

Thanks, man.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-09-01 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I watched FDTD and I thought, "Yay, psychotic brothers with an uncomfortable close bond! And one of them is Quentin Tarantino! Yay!"

But first: woooooaaaaah, so I opened my inbox and suddenly there were ten new mails, I was like, "What the hell? Did I write fic in my sleep and post it?"

Heh. Wow. Hi, Khohen. Hope you're having fun so far. :)

[identity profile] tacks.livejournal.com 2004-09-04 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I love this more than I should, being that it's so fucked up.

Seth is just so...brilliant. I love HIM more than I should, too.

One good thing about Richie turning into a vampire and getting a table leg through the heart is that Seth won't ever have to feel his little brother's unbrotherly hands on him again. Seth can finally get a good night's sleep without Richie trying to fuck him in the middle of the night. That was some fucked up shit. Richie was a fucked up kid, but he was also Seth's fucked up little brother, and that makes all the difference.

Oh this is just...guh.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-09-05 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
:-*

;-)

*squeeze*

[identity profile] lilka.livejournal.com 2004-12-17 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes, ohgodsyes. I knew there had to be some fic for this pairing somewhere, and this was just right. Guh. Thank you.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2004-12-19 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're totally welcome. Slash of anything Tarantino-related is, like, rare. I had to remedy that as soon as I saw the movie. [livejournal.com profile] queenofhell has some Seth/Richie too, BTW.