WHEN PIMPS ATTACK!

[whynot]

Obscure fandoms... strike back!

All Roads Lead to Rome. Spiderman movieverse. Harry/Peter. PG13. And dude, she already has another Spidey fic up. Quick like a bunny.
Still, it's not like Peter catches Harry looking through his stuff, but he just seems to know anyway. He doesn't accuse Harry or anything, he just looks at him with those eyes, and Harry goes out and gets shit-faced drunk.

Bad Influence. Jem & the Holograms. Stormer/Kimber. PG13. OH MY GOD IT'S JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS SLASH. God, I loved that show. It was so my favorite. The colors! I really like how every character on the show dresses like the alien spawn of Cyndi Lauper.
Throw everything she'd gained the last few months for the sake of making a pass at a clueless kid who spent her life babbling about her boyfriends. Sure.

The World Is Crumbling All Around Us. Bruno & Boots. Bruno/Boots. NC17. OH MY GOD IT'S BRUNO & BOOTS SLASH. I squeed all over the comments page and left a fangirly mess something terrible. Gordon Korman is the shit, yo. He was my hero in fourth grade. He autographed my copy of The Twinkie Squad. YAY.
Boots blinks and looks at the plate from three separate angles, before he snorts and shoves it back at Bruno, saying, "Man, grow up. Making butt-prints in food stopped being cool in the fourth grade."

Today is a good day for ruining your childhood.


every_click: A bandslash drabble challenge community with a pretty cool premise, actually. It's already got a couple of entries, including a very pretty Beck/Thom Yorke piece. Quick, grab this community before it goes to the dogs.

johnxjohn: Yeah, you've all seen John Squared but omg, so cute and squee anyway.

scrimmettes: "Welcome to The Scrimmettes! A community dedicated to the true lurve between the one and only Bruno Walton and his bestest buddy, Boots O'Neal." Damn straight, except not. And then there's exaltedkarpoozi for general Kormanfic.

spideyslash: Spidey 1 did shit for no one, but out comes Spidey 2 and not only does this come out, but this comes out, too. Maybe she's right, then.

strife_journal: "Dear Journal, Life is like a box of chocolates, except it's not full of chocolates, it's full of the sort of stuff they have on Fear Factor."

Comments

[adiaadore.livejournal.com]

JEMSLASH.

OHMYCHRIST.

I can totally dig the Harry/Peter, though. It's like Draco/Harry lite.

[queenofhell.livejournal.com]

Totally gross, but for a second I thought you were talking about Harry Potter/Peter Pettigrew. And I was like, "Augh! No! My eyes!"

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I love it when canon names collide. Maybe I'm just really easily amused.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Remember when people were saying Harry/Zacharias was Harry/Draco lite? Yeah, I wonder what happened to that. 'Cos I liked that Zacharias character. Like, "See, told you Huffles aren't dim."