caspiANNE? i like caspia. in the badfic version, she would be nicknamed CASSIE. oh i think there would be sex somewhere. there always is. the uselessness of a female and her fuckability aren't mutually exclusive! lessons from college. SIGH.

WHAT IF ASLAN WAS A LIONESS? what would jadis shave and wear around her neck into battle then?? what if lucy was a hermaphrodite?! would she be queen still or king, or what? i lean towards QUING LUCY.

i has ur crack.

Then I started thinking about Edmund/Susan.
hmm, yes, tell me more... *STEEPLES FINGERS*