MOTHERFUCKING CIRCLE OF PORN, guest-starring spoilers and commentfic

[whynot]

HOLY CRAP PORN. PORN EVERYWHERE. You gasped and moaned at blindfold_spn. You're getting wet for multifandom Porn Battle X. ARE YOU READY FOR spn_bitesized KINK MEME?


Bring the muthafuckin noise, as long as the noise is UHHHH YEAAAHHH HARDER FASTER.

Okay, guys, let's talk spoilers.


MERLIN SPOILERS

Check out the dude they cast to play Gawain. Hey there, Sexy McHotface. I hope you show up in multiple episodes because I need to keep my Merlin multishipping hand strong.

I also hear 3x01 is gonna have Morgana coming back trying to be evil and failing to kill Uther; this could be interesting. I'm still kinda blown that S3 starts ONE YEAR AFTER THE END OF S2. What?! I expect for there to be a lot of fic about this missing year, 'kay. Lots of Uther tearing up the countryside and burning everyone for witches, desperate for Morgana, and Arthur being kind of appalled by it and trying to mitigate the damage. Gwen pretending not to pine for Morgana. Mordred being evil Peter Pan in the woods. Morgana putting the moves on Morgause and they end up fucking on her altar. Stuff like that.

GUYS, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS RE: MORDRED/CLAIRESTIEL.


STUPORNATURAL SPOILERS

MONSTER ORIGIN STORIES?? CAMPBELLS PART OF A LONG LINE OF HUNTERS WHO WERE FUCKING UP VAMPIRES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING MAYFLOWER??? Do waaaant. Sam and Dean discovering they have family they never knew about!!!!???!?!? This on top of the Braedens, it's like, is Show finally gonna show Sam and Dean what family can be like outside of erotic codependency? COULD IT BE?? And what is this Uncle Christian's deal gonna be? WILL HE BE SEXY? How many issues can I sublimate by writing fic about him?

There's all sorts of rumors about who's coming back and who's not, so let's take a moment to cheer the one return that is confirmed: A.D. Walter Skinner. No wonder Sam and Dean escaped the feds for so long; their FBI assistant director grandpappy was pulling strings. BUT LET'S BE SERIOUS, SHOW. If you gonna be pulling this shit, just go all out and have motherfucking Mulder and/or Scully guest-star, okay? You popped in Skinner, you popped in CSM, and hell, you popped in Mr. X. Come on. Invite Gillian over to play. Just do it.

WILL THIS SEASON BE THE SEASON WE SEE SOME SOUTHEAST ASIAN MOTWs????


I wish I knew more Merlin spoilers!

HOKAY. Second draft of my spnrarepairs is at beta, and I am 1.5 scenes away from finishing my castielfest fic. SO CLOSE. Relatedly (or not), I really need to update my fic masterlist...

Speaking of which. I churned out this bit of absurdity for maychorian's birthday couple of weeks ago. The prompt was: "God mojoed Cas up just a leeetle too much when He rezzed him, and now Castiel makes flowers and candy appear everywhere he walks." So, y'know.

Taste the Rainbow | post-S5 | Lisa, Castiel, Dean, Ben | 717 words
"Ben, honey, tell these misguided souls what we Braedens think of Swedish Fish."

I'm pretty sure I wrote a more commentfic here and there, but I can't quite recall where and what of. Did I commentfic at you at some point? It was just here a minute ago...

Comments

[hivesofactivity]

I will return to the content of your post later, when I'm not so rushed, but I just wanted to drive by and say that, in the (admittedly very unlikely) event I somehow suddenly became a big Hollywood producer, not only will I beg you to write scripts, I will also beg you to write the poster blurb, too.

(Item: "Bring the muthafuckin noise, as long as the noise is UHHHH YEAAAHHH HARDER FASTER.")

[whynot]

I demand a steady supply of lasagna and chocolate souffle in the writers' room!

[be_themoon]

UNCLE CHRISTIAN IS BEING PLAYED BY CORIN NEMEC LASS. HE IS INDEED SEXY, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY UTTERLY ADORABLE.

I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW EXCITED I AM FOR THIS SEASON. OMG.

[whynot]

I just google-imaged him and hmmmm, he is cute from certain angles. Maybe he will be sexier in motion. I WONDER WHO FANDOM WILL SHIP HIM WITH.

ME TOO ME TOO JFC. HATERS TO THE LEFT.

[mercredigirl]

This SEAsian says: OMG YEAH to SEAsian MOTWs.

La Llorona is nothing compared to, like, pontianak. *shivers*

[whynot]

FOR REAL. Throw in a manananggal or two, maybe a tiktik or sigbin. Instant nightmare fuel!

[mercredigirl]

Ahhh I started thinking about this on the way to class and kept jumping at every shadow~

Manananggal scares me. I mean, I know it's a Do Not Wander About At Night didactic, but my immediate response is WHERE DO I FIND SOME PINEAPPLES AND THORNS y'know? hehe.

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