Dave Chappelle was in 'You've Got Mail'?! lolololz.

[whynot]

a) The titles and descriptions of my delicious.com bookmarks for June 3:

1. ReefBase :: Coral Reef MPAs of East Asia and Micronesia. "if we want MPA data CD from reefbase"
2. WorldFish Publications Database. "table of contents, browse by region/year/category."
3. I HAS A WARLOCK - A Merlin Macro Community - . "the jerry dragon show"
4. WFpub Record. "fishbase 2000: concepts, designs and data sources. order?"

One of these things is not like the other.

b) I signed up for remixredux09 and am embarrassingly excited for it. remix yay! And omg narniaexchange in a few daaaays.

c) I wish I can draw 'cos I got an idea. So, 'MERLIN', right? But with Disney characters. Donald's pretty pratty, he'd make a good Arthur. Merlin is obviously Mickey. So this makes Daisy Morgana and Minnie Gwen? ...:D?

d) Being that there are a squillion incarnations of the Arthurian characters out there, how 'bout they all meet. Like maybe Hallmark!Merlin would ever be rolling his eyes at BBC!Merlin and Shrek!Merlin, but he teams up with Shrek!Merlin to gang up on BBC!Merlin who, being the baby, is often relegated to dogsbody.
d1) Shrek!Arthur really, really looks like Wilson from 'House'.

e) Have a song, just for the hell of it: "Mi Ricordo" by J. Ralph. I found the song on aurgasm.us, and it is a weirdly compelling combination of opera over a hip-hop beat. It has the highest play count on my iTunes. YOUR TURN, upload the song with the highest play count on your computer.

f)
1) all Pevencest but especially PETER/SUSAN (Narnia)
2) Lancelot/Arthur/Gwen/Morgana/Merlin/Will (Merlin)
3) Colin/Mary/Dickon (The Secret Garden)
4) Azula/Ty Lee (Avatar)
5) John/Rogue/Bobby (X-Men movieverse)
6) Wheeler/Linka (Captain Planet)
7) Alex/Tina (Ghostwriter. OMG. So I forgot what Tina's name was and I had to look it up and IMDB reminded me that Jamal's actor's name was Sheldon Turnipseed. I glee forever.)
8) Jadis/any Pevensie (Narnia)
9) Connor/Murphy (Boondock Saints)
10) Sid/Cassie (Skins)
11) Tony/Cassie (Skins)
12) Tony/Effy (Skins)
13) Andy/Kelly (The Office US)
14) Mulder/Scully (X-Files)
15) House/Cuddy (House)
16) Helga/Arnold (Hey Arnold!)
17) Marx/Engels (historical RPF)

I could make 20 ships out of just the first two.

Comments

[vagabondsal.livejournal.com]

I vote you do option D).

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I vote someone else does!

[marycontraire.livejournal.com]

OMG THE SECRET GARDEN! ::runs off to re-read::

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

omg I had such a Secret Garden renaissance last year. They were the fandom I popped my 1sentence cherry with.

[marycontraire.livejournal.com]

Her name is Mary! I over-identify so much!

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

Does it count as one pairing if you squish fifteen of them in there?

Wheeler/Linka ftw. Also, wait, Ghostwriter, was that the one on PBS and there was the ghost and he writes stuff on the walls and solves mysteries? Because I LOVED that show.

OMG OMG THE YOUNG MERLINS WOULD BE LIKE, WTF, I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP AND BE OLD ALL THE TIME. Also TH White!Merlin would talk to BBC!Merlin about Arthur and they would be like, "Hm, somehow, he's always kind of an idiot. Why does that happen?"

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I dunno! I just can't ship anyone in Merlin without shipping everyone else! Lancelot/Gwen/Arthur/Morgana is already canon(ish...?) anyway! Ain't a far stretch to throw in Merlin and Will and a metric ton of underlying affection to make my brain explode from awesome.

WHEELER/LINKA OH HOW I SHIPPED THEM. Like burning. Remember when he was like, "Hey nice accent, babe. You Russian?" and she was like, all OFFENDED, "Soviet." lolololololololz. When they finally kissed, I gleed to death.

YES THAT WAS THE SHOW. Lenny and her music and her crush on that random dude, and Alex and Gabby and their bodega (and eventually their cousin Hector!), and Alex and Tina make-out on stake-out IN A DUMPSTER. OH GHOSTWRITER. Why did you stop?!

Dude, do you remember JONNY QUEST??

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

This is true! Everyone in Merlin is sort of sleeping together. Except possibly Gaius.

THEY HAD SO MUCH TENSION, OMG. That is how I learned about sexual tension!

YES OMG. I LOVED THAT SHOW SO MUCH.

Yeah, my mom thought it was too violent. :( We watched Kratts' Creatures instead, and I really wanted to be the girl, because she had a TREE in her room and a GIANT COMPUTER. Unfair.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

It was pretty action-packed, I guess. Remember in the 'Ghost Quest' episode when Johnny and Jessie MADE OUT? But it's okay 'cos ghosts made 'em do it. PIRATE ghosts. Pirate ghosts that looked suspiciously like them! omg johnny queeeeeest.

Gaius has inappropriate sexual tension. I am down with the fanon that back in the day, he and Uther maybe did it sometimes. FURTHERMORE, have you seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dN5H29AB3A)? It's hilarious, but WARNING: Gaius/Merlin. READY THE BRAIN BLEACH. \o/!

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

Ghosts made us do it = best excuse ever.

What. Lass, where do you even find these things??

I think Gaius and Nimueh were together, that is my theory.

[puckling.livejournal.com]

Being that there are a squillion incarnations of the Arthurian characters out there, how 'bout they all meet. Like maybe Hallmark!Merlin would ever be rolling his eyes at BBC!Merlin and Shrek!Merlin, but he teams up with Shrek!Merlin to gang up on BBC!Merlin who, being the baby, is often relegated to dogsbody.
d1) Shrek!Arthur really, really looks like Wilson from 'House'.

I WANT THIS. *looks expectantly at you*

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can't be expected to provide ALL the crack around here!