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1. It's Saturday and I'm going to spend all night figuring out statistics software. UGH SO GROSS. But you know what's not utterly vile? The Gen Battle! It's like the Porn Battle, but you can't rely on sex to make things awesome, which is great because then you just have to be awesome for real! Also, I love how 'zombie apocalypse' has been a popular prompt. You can only post prompts until Feb 14 11, actually! Quickly now!
I have posted approximately 50 gajillion prompts and I'm gonna compile a few of them here just 'cos I can, 'cos I want to bring them to your attention in the hopes that they strike your fancy and you feel the sudden burning need to write them, omg. That would be splendid! A lot of these prompts are things I have drabbled or contemplated writing before, but am too lazy to follow through on, so I will just read what you write about them instead! PERFECT. Be free, prompts!
Disney, Donald, Goofy, & Mickey, live action, good old days, adapt
Crossover, Disney/Warner Bros, Donald & Daffy, I hate people with big ears, vodka
Merlin, Merlin, Morgana, Arthur, & Gwen, Narnia
Merlin, any, nonprofit organization AU, OH NO OUR BUDGET
Merlin, any, communist revolution AU
RPF, Andrew Zimmern & Anthony Bourdain, eww, your mom, tapeworm
RPF, Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels, blank stares, we will move mountains, you were only supposed to write 20 pages
RPF, John Lennon & George Harrison, afterlife
Johnny Maxwell, Yo-less & Bigmac, geography, don't press the button, where are my shoes?
Crossover, Merlin/House, Gaius and House, leeches, imbalanced humors
Crossover, Merlin/Harry Potter, Uther and Lucius, my son is better than your son, it's difficult to find good help these days
Crossover, Merlin/Harry Potter, Arthur & Draco, outprat, collaboration, daddy issues, insufferable dark-haired wizards
Crossover, Merlin/late night talk show RPF, any, the Merlin characters are interviewed on a late-night talk show
Crossover, Merlin/RPF, Uther & Barack Obama, not amused, vacation
Crossover, Merlin/RPF, Arthur & Barack Obama, lol democracy, negotiating with swords
Crossover, Merlin/The Office, any, what do they put in these things, quest, rescue, Uther will not be pleased
Crossover, Merlin/Monty Python and the Holy Grail, any, basically the set-up/side characters of MPatHG with the Merlin core cast
Crossover, Harry Potter/Matrix/Star Wars/Narnia/Merlin/X-Men, Dumbledore, the Oracle, the Dragon, Aslan, Yoda, Professor X, worst roommate ever, I'm voting you off the island, quest
MacGyver, MacGyver, six toothpicks, stick of gum, paperclip
2. I am taking a fabulous class called 'Women in Nonprofit Management'. I love it, mixed messages about gender solidarity and all. It also makes me want to write more nonprofit AU.
Edmund gets a phone call in the middle of the day and he's like, "Shit!" and Lucy's like, "What's wrong?" Edmund's like, "The whales got the money." And like, suck for Narnia, 'cos Peter is going to be pissed when he gets back, because the board (a.k.a... Aslan?) has been like, "Why so fail lately, Pete?" and this is just the icing on the cake. Great, just great.
Peter stomps into the office and Lucy bounces up to him and says, "Pete, I know it was a hard blow, but just remember: don't h--"
"Lucy I swear if you say 'don't hate, advocate' one more time I will feed you to the paper shredder so help me god."
...Yeah, that's all I got. To be maybe continued?
3. The internet tells me
are my new year's resolutions. Lollerskates @ things I will give up. NEVERRRRRRR!! Giving some motherfucking Pendragons to charity is a pretty boss idea, though. Who doesn't need some motherfucking Pendragons in their lives? I know I do.
4. statistics software + period + URGH IT'S SATURDAY AND I HAVE TO STAY IN = worst ever :(
5. And just to make it 5 things, I'm a-gonna do this meme: Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you one thing I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing the story that didn't make it onto the page.
I have posted approximately 50 gajillion prompts and I'm gonna compile a few of them here just 'cos I can, 'cos I want to bring them to your attention in the hopes that they strike your fancy and you feel the sudden burning need to write them, omg. That would be splendid! A lot of these prompts are things I have drabbled or contemplated writing before, but am too lazy to follow through on, so I will just read what you write about them instead! PERFECT. Be free, prompts!
Disney, Donald, Goofy, & Mickey, live action, good old days, adapt
Crossover, Disney/Warner Bros, Donald & Daffy, I hate people with big ears, vodka
Merlin, Merlin, Morgana, Arthur, & Gwen, Narnia
Merlin, any, nonprofit organization AU, OH NO OUR BUDGET
Merlin, any, communist revolution AU
RPF, Andrew Zimmern & Anthony Bourdain, eww, your mom, tapeworm
RPF, Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels, blank stares, we will move mountains, you were only supposed to write 20 pages
RPF, John Lennon & George Harrison, afterlife
Johnny Maxwell, Yo-less & Bigmac, geography, don't press the button, where are my shoes?
Crossover, Merlin/House, Gaius and House, leeches, imbalanced humors
Crossover, Merlin/Harry Potter, Uther and Lucius, my son is better than your son, it's difficult to find good help these days
Crossover, Merlin/Harry Potter, Arthur & Draco, outprat, collaboration, daddy issues, insufferable dark-haired wizards
Crossover, Merlin/late night talk show RPF, any, the Merlin characters are interviewed on a late-night talk show
Crossover, Merlin/RPF, Uther & Barack Obama, not amused, vacation
Crossover, Merlin/RPF, Arthur & Barack Obama, lol democracy, negotiating with swords
Crossover, Merlin/The Office, any, what do they put in these things, quest, rescue, Uther will not be pleased
Crossover, Merlin/Monty Python and the Holy Grail, any, basically the set-up/side characters of MPatHG with the Merlin core cast
Crossover, Harry Potter/Matrix/Star Wars/Narnia/Merlin/X-Men, Dumbledore, the Oracle, the Dragon, Aslan, Yoda, Professor X, worst roommate ever, I'm voting you off the island, quest
MacGyver, MacGyver, six toothpicks, stick of gum, paperclip
2. I am taking a fabulous class called 'Women in Nonprofit Management'. I love it, mixed messages about gender solidarity and all. It also makes me want to write more nonprofit AU.
Edmund gets a phone call in the middle of the day and he's like, "Shit!" and Lucy's like, "What's wrong?" Edmund's like, "The whales got the money." And like, suck for Narnia, 'cos Peter is going to be pissed when he gets back, because the board (a.k.a... Aslan?) has been like, "Why so fail lately, Pete?" and this is just the icing on the cake. Great, just great.
Peter stomps into the office and Lucy bounces up to him and says, "Pete, I know it was a hard blow, but just remember: don't h--"
"Lucy I swear if you say 'don't hate, advocate' one more time I will feed you to the paper shredder so help me god."
...Yeah, that's all I got. To be maybe continued?
3. The internet tells me
In 2009, 
lassiterfics resolves to...
lassiterfics resolves to...Cut down to ten lotrips a day.
Go to the caper movies every month.
Give up crossfandom otps.
Give some motherfucking pendragons to charity.
Apply for a new slash.
Give up commentficcing.
Go to the caper movies every month.
Give up crossfandom otps.
Give some motherfucking pendragons to charity.
Apply for a new slash.
Give up commentficcing.
are my new year's resolutions. Lollerskates @ things I will give up. NEVERRRRRRR!! Giving some motherfucking Pendragons to charity is a pretty boss idea, though. Who doesn't need some motherfucking Pendragons in their lives? I know I do.
4. statistics software + period + URGH IT'S SATURDAY AND I HAVE TO STAY IN = worst ever :(
5. And just to make it 5 things, I'm a-gonna do this meme: Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you one thing I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing the story that didn't make it onto the page.