all my keysmash are belong to you

Once upon a time, there was a Blindfold prompt that was like "Jared watches Jim Beaver take a shit" and the next thing I knew, the following appeared in a chat window. I would like to state for the record that the "liquidy" line is all Cally.

Rated M for Mature. Totally mature, guys.

( It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a stomachful of burritos, must be in want of a shit. )

OMGWTFtentacle_fest! FOR ALL YOUR MULTIFANDOM TENTACLE NEEDS. Prompting is open until March 22, 7 am EST. CHOP CHOP. Writhe writhe?

Up next in my quest to finish all the WIPs, here is angel crackfic HOW THINGS REALLY WENT DOWN.


The Men Who Stare at Croats
Supernatural. Zachariah, Michael. G.
Set between 5x03 and 5x04. How the zombie apocalypse was born. ~1400 words

( Humans are often sad about things during the zombie apocalypse, right? )

Tell me, Lass, was it a coincidence that you came back from hiatus the week 6x15 would be airing?

( MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY. )

Also I was watching The Godfather I and II for the umpteeth time a few days ago, and this much is clear: Sam Winchester is Michael Corleone.

This is an excerpt from the Supernatural episode of a documentary series entitled Wild Fandom, produced by intrepid documentarians lassiterfics, puckling, and zempasuchil.

( Follow the fangirlologist as she ventures into the darkest heart of Livejournal. [spoilers for 5.22] )

This has been brought to you by the Mutual of OMG. Feel free to share with us your favorite Wild Fandom excerpts and episodes, and together let us contemplate the wildness and beauty of her, this creature called fangirl.

+ Do you guys like food? Sure you do! Get food, help Haiti. You don't hate headers or icons either, right? Of course you don't! Get graphics, help Haiti. HOW ABOUT MISCELLANEOUS STUFF, DO YOU GUYS LIKE MISCELLANEOUS STUFF? Get tarot readings/nail polish/hand-knit tribbles/Swarovski earrings(?!!), help Haiti.

Aaaaand for those of you who like Merlin. For those of you who want to donate traditionally. For those of you (in the USA) who are down with the texting: Text "HAITI" to 90999. $10 will be donated to the Red Cross. It'll get added to your next cell phone bill.

+ My fannish impulses re: Supernatural has thus far tended towards fusions and crossovers. Dean!Arthur, Sam!Morgana, John!Uther, and Castiel!Merlin? Or maybe the Winchesters and MacManus brothers team up and road trip it across the country fighting evil and crime, depending on which family you're in.

+ Same thing re: Psych. 'Cos maybe I just want Gus to be like "OMG MY PARTNER" and Watson is like "I KNOW." And when Shawn and Holmes barge in being like, "Trusty companion, we have a case!", Gus and Watson have left, leaving only a note that says "HAVE GONE ON HOLIDAY TO SEASIDE, DND KTHXBAI you self-centered pricks." And Shawn and Holmes make shifty-eyes at each other but SOMEONE has to solve this case, 'cos god knows Lestraud and Lassie could be all day.

+ And then maybe Mulder barges in yelling "THE CONSORTIUM IS BEHIND THIS" because why not.

+ "It's not that he's crazy," Scully muses, playing with the umbrella in her pina colada. Gus nods wisely and says, "I know what you mean." Also HUH, Watson and Scully are doctors, and Gus was in pharmaceuticals, so like. Is EVERYTHING based on Sherlock Holmes?

+ Art rec! Merlin crossover -- I would tell you which other fandom, but it would ruin the surprise.

+ Hey, remember the street food AU I was pitching a couple of posts ago, with the black market bureaucracy and insular politics? VINDICATED: The Street Vendors' Food Fight, now with additional trade gentrification. “These bakeries should focus on making better cupcakes, and not on stamping out the competition,” said Mr. Ekster, who, like many vendors, loudly proclaims his belief in free-market food fights. Thanks, lazaefair!

afterthecold: a community dedicated to your hypothermic cuddling needs! There is a commentfic challenge going on, and someone should write my prompt.

( 2009 in fic: a retrospective )

As my icon might suggest, I watched Where the Wild Things Are and ( I LOVED IT omg. )

I haven't been having particularly strong feelings about SPN as I watch it, possibly because usually when I watch it I'm distracted doing something else. I don't really ship Sam/Dean, and I have a feeling I'm just waiting for this Castiel person to show up so I can ship him/Dean. I already ship Winchesters/Pevensies in any and all combinations. Prompt me some Pevenchester in comments and I'll write you 5-sentence fic (um, set during S1 I guess).

I have a bunch of unusable screencaps from when I was making my LWW icons. I still have them 'cos I'm a pack-rat, so here is me getting some use out of them:

( In Which Lucy Picks Up a Bad Habit )