The dragon is Farnsworth.

[whynot]

Will I be able to get through the next week without cigarettes? I shouldn't be able to, but I suspect I will somehow sneak one in. Hahaha, "I can stop anytime," whatever. THE LIES WE TELL OURSELVES. D:

Ugh, mostly I'm just tetchy from personal space issues. I'm finding that if I were Merlin, and Arthur had to be my best friend, I would have turned him into a newt by now. If only he didn't have the disgusting habit of constantly saving my life. SIGH. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, WHERE ARE YOU. If I were a zombie slayer in the zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't have to worry about shit like this. My only concern would be the fortification of my bunker and effective decapitation techniques. If I were Merlin and Arthur were a zombie, I would incinerate the shit out of hiiiiiiim.

Maybe Merlin should watch some Futurama or X-Files to soothe his ego or some shit. He hasn't watched as many Futurama episodes as he thinks, and he can continue to nurse his life-long crush on Agent Scully as a method of distraction. (Will, though, he always said, "Fuck this scifi shit, man, you gotta bitch up, else you gonna get bitched down." It had made more sense after four beers.)

"It's like this," Will said. "It's like you're Fry, and Arthur is Bender. He only pretends to hate you... or pretends to pretend to hate you. Uh. Either way. Well, he is remarkably human-like for something heartless and manufactured."

"Arthur's not...!" Merlin sputtered, then jabbed a finger in Will's chest. "You're Zoidberg!"

"Hey!"

(SOLVE MY LIFE, CRACKFIC.)

Will grabs Merlin's pack of cigarettes. "For that, I am confiscating these."

So it's Merlin's turn to go, "Hey!" and then possibly they chase each other around the pastures, AS THEY ARE WONT TO DO. Possibly wrestling is involved.


Anyhoozle, remixredux09. If you asked, "Hey, did Lass write Ye Shall Not Surely Die (The Ascension Remix)?" then you are CORRECT, SIR. It is a remix of the thoroughly wonderful Apples by suaine. I just, I saw the pairing, and I couldn't not.

I'll get to the actual reposting sometime soon, but for now here are the vital stats and a link.

Ye Shall Not Surely Die (The Ascension Remix)
Merlin. PG13. Dragon/Hunith, Nimueh. 2142 words. Thanks to animus_wyrmis for the beta.
Walking the line between two worlds.
The first spells were cast in dragonsong, with words older than the first man.

In 4 hours, I'll be mobile for a week. See ya'll after then.

Comments

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

a) hashing things out in fic yay!

b) Oh, Lass, Hunith dancing a springtime reel. *melts*

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Haha, fic therapy is highly underrated.

<3 Hunith was quite spritely in her younger days. Well, she still is. XD

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

fic therapy is, well, half the reason I write fic. most of the time. and also why Susan and Edmund are my favorites. <333

ALSO, OMG are you baaack? Almost back?

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

BACK

helloooooo, internet that isn't dial-up omg

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

YAY FOR LASS BEING BACK! *throws confetti*

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lass! You and your fic = SO AWESOME.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

NO YOU <33<3

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

fskjsfd XDDD
Morgana is Leela indeed. I guess that leaves Gwen with Amy somehow? HAHA.

and ASDFLKJSDFKLLKD THAT FIC OMG LASSSSS. I saw the pairing for the original one and was like, Seriously? And I didn't read it until now and DUDE. And then I read yours and was like DUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE OMFG. BACKSTORY AGH I LOVE IT, THIS IS SO AMAZING, AGH SYMPATHETIC NIMUEH AND UTHER <33333 AHH YOUNG DANCING LOVELY HUNITH <33333 Uther riding on a dragon, flouncing! this needs an icon right next to your Merlin riding a unicorn!

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I think Lancelot can also be Amy.

eeee <3 THANK YOU, ZEE. ahaha, I saw the pairing for the original one and thought, "This is probably the fic I'm remixing." I didn't even make that much of an effort to read her other stuff (though what I've read of it is pretty tight). omg if only I still had that Merlin unicorn icon for I LOVE IT SO. All the same, I feel most of my reactions to Merlin can be appropriately summed up by this icon. ("FLY HIGHER. I ORDER YOU TO FLY HIGHER.")

WHAT WHAT ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

[marycontraire.livejournal.com]

Re: WHAT WHAT ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

THOSE ZOMBIES HAVE BEEN REMOVED DUE TO TERMS OF VIOLATION DDDDDDDD:

Re: WHAT WHAT ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

[marycontraire.livejournal.com]

WTF, YOUTUBE? No embedding anymore. But you should watch it anyway.

(Also, I have adopted your newt icon. It was sad and homeless and I can't resist Monty Python quotes.)

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

That movie looks AWESOME.

Good, good, it needs a home. Merlin/Monty Python is juts so MFEO.