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and now I get to be neurotic about Yuletide instead!
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS Solstice is in beta. DOENS'NT MEAN I DON"T hAVE SOME WORK ON IT TO DO TOMORROW. But at least it is at beta. OKAY. YOU ROCK, BETA.
Behind the cut is the 3-sentence fics I wrote for this awesomeass ficathon party that you should get yourself over to if you haven't. It's still going strong!
Chronicles of Narnia, King Frank/Queen Helen, when we were young
For all the bounty of their new kingdom, they can't quite get the scones to taste quite right.
"Too much magic in the water, what?" Helen says, and her tone is joking, but Frank recognizes the faraway look in her eyes.
"Perhaps it's the magic in your smile," he muses dramatically, and she blushes as he takes her hand.
Avatar, Sokka/Zuko, teach him a lesson he won't soon forget
Sokka insists it's just simple mathematics when he explains boomerang trajectories and throwing speeds. Zuko pretends to be interested, and he thinks that this must be what it's like for non-benders -- they have to rely on things like math to compensate for their lack of connection with the constituent parts of the world.
Still, there are some things that boys have in common: when Zuko suggests a swim in lieu of geometry, Sokka says, without hesitation, "Just let me get my trunks."
Fight Club, Tyler/Narrator, "What's your problem? It won't hurt." "You think I don't want it to?"
"They say you only hurt the ones you love," Tyler drawls, "but the opposite is also true.
"I don't love you."
But Tyler just leans back in his seat, grins that shit-eating grin, and says, "Same diff."
Chronicles of Narnia, Peter and Edmund, at the end of our journey.
"What will you do in this country, I wonder," Edmund muses, "without enemies to fight and soldiers to lead?"
"I plan to enjoy my death, brother," Peter smiles. "I hope my enemies and soldiers will do the same."
Chronicles of Narnia, Peter/Jill, treat her like a lady.
The first ball in Aslan's country is twice as grand as any ball Peter can remember from back in his living days. Death removes all boundaries and now there shall never be an end to splendor. There shall never be an end to laughter and love, and when Jill shyly steps forward and takes Peter's proffered hand, he draws her close and together they waltz across the floor.
Psych, Gus/Shawn, bubblegum.
"Shawn, did it ever occur to you," Gus says, "that blowing bubblegum is maybe not really the subtlest thing you can be doing on stakeout?"
And Shawn's mouth is full of gum right now, so he can't say anything, but if he could, he'd say: stake-outs are important, but some things are really important e.g. blowing the biggest bubblegum bubble since Shawn was, like, nine. Besides - and speaking of not subtle - Gus didn't complain on the last stakeout when Shawn blew him, so.
I think someone should write 3-sentence fics for one of my awesome prompts. Don't you?
So tonight my boyfriend's mom was like, "Hey, so I was talking to the English teacher at my school and I told her about you and your fanfiction thing. She thinks that might be an interesting assignment for her class. Do you have fanfic websites you can show her so she can have a better idea of what it is?"
LOLOL DO I EVER. AND NOT JUST WEBSITES, LADY. YOU BETTER HOLD ON TO YOUR BOOTS.
AND NOW FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE OF BIBLE CRACK: Fandom Wank's take on the Book of Enoch.
Also, I am officially all caught up on the new 'Friday Night Lights' and suffice to say my reaction has consisted mainly of this: EEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAAATT LANDRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JULIIIIIIIIEEEE TAAAAAAMIIIIII DEVONNNNNNNNN. I dunno about this chick's crush on Tim though. Bleh. WE'LL SEE. I'M WILLING TO BE CONVINCED.
Behind the cut is the 3-sentence fics I wrote for this awesomeass ficathon party that you should get yourself over to if you haven't. It's still going strong!
Chronicles of Narnia, King Frank/Queen Helen, when we were young
For all the bounty of their new kingdom, they can't quite get the scones to taste quite right.
"Too much magic in the water, what?" Helen says, and her tone is joking, but Frank recognizes the faraway look in her eyes.
"Perhaps it's the magic in your smile," he muses dramatically, and she blushes as he takes her hand.
Avatar, Sokka/Zuko, teach him a lesson he won't soon forget
Sokka insists it's just simple mathematics when he explains boomerang trajectories and throwing speeds. Zuko pretends to be interested, and he thinks that this must be what it's like for non-benders -- they have to rely on things like math to compensate for their lack of connection with the constituent parts of the world.
Still, there are some things that boys have in common: when Zuko suggests a swim in lieu of geometry, Sokka says, without hesitation, "Just let me get my trunks."
Fight Club, Tyler/Narrator, "What's your problem? It won't hurt." "You think I don't want it to?"
"They say you only hurt the ones you love," Tyler drawls, "but the opposite is also true.
"I don't love you."
But Tyler just leans back in his seat, grins that shit-eating grin, and says, "Same diff."
Chronicles of Narnia, Peter and Edmund, at the end of our journey.
"What will you do in this country, I wonder," Edmund muses, "without enemies to fight and soldiers to lead?"
"I plan to enjoy my death, brother," Peter smiles. "I hope my enemies and soldiers will do the same."
Chronicles of Narnia, Peter/Jill, treat her like a lady.
The first ball in Aslan's country is twice as grand as any ball Peter can remember from back in his living days. Death removes all boundaries and now there shall never be an end to splendor. There shall never be an end to laughter and love, and when Jill shyly steps forward and takes Peter's proffered hand, he draws her close and together they waltz across the floor.
Psych, Gus/Shawn, bubblegum.
"Shawn, did it ever occur to you," Gus says, "that blowing bubblegum is maybe not really the subtlest thing you can be doing on stakeout?"
And Shawn's mouth is full of gum right now, so he can't say anything, but if he could, he'd say: stake-outs are important, but some things are really important e.g. blowing the biggest bubblegum bubble since Shawn was, like, nine. Besides - and speaking of not subtle - Gus didn't complain on the last stakeout when Shawn blew him, so.
I think someone should write 3-sentence fics for one of my awesome prompts. Don't you?
So tonight my boyfriend's mom was like, "Hey, so I was talking to the English teacher at my school and I told her about you and your fanfiction thing. She thinks that might be an interesting assignment for her class. Do you have fanfic websites you can show her so she can have a better idea of what it is?"
LOLOL DO I EVER. AND NOT JUST WEBSITES, LADY. YOU BETTER HOLD ON TO YOUR BOOTS.
AND NOW FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE OF BIBLE CRACK: Fandom Wank's take on the Book of Enoch.
Also, I am officially all caught up on the new 'Friday Night Lights' and suffice to say my reaction has consisted mainly of this: EEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAAATT LANDRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JULIIIIIIIIEEEE TAAAAAAMIIIIII DEVONNNNNNNNN. I dunno about this chick's crush on Tim though. Bleh. WE'LL SEE. I'M WILLING TO BE CONVINCED.