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+ I watched The Princess and the Frog, and DR. FACILIER IS THE BESTEST, OMG. What a great villain! AND HIS SHADOW. HIM AND HIS SHADOW, partners in crime! And the shadow monsters he conjured? BESTEST CREEPIEST HENCHMONSTERS. Where's the Facilier fic, gimme gimme.
I also wasn't expecting to laugh as much as I did. GRANDMA FLASHED THE NEIGHBORS AGAIN. She is a waitress -- DO NOT KISS HER. Also, we actually had an on-screen death! How do you like them apples? NGL, when Ray joined Evangeline up in the sky, that was when I laughed loudest. This movie is ridiculous, and sweet, and yay. I also like Mama Odie's snake.
In conclusion: DR. FACILIER.
+ And then I watched Being Human 2x01.
- GEORGE/NINA, YOU GUYS. OMG. Last season I was like, "Oh, they're cute I guess," BUT NOW. OMG. THE FIGHT IN THE BEDROOM. AND THEN CRYING ON HIS KNEES INTO HER SCRUBS AT THE HOSPITAL. I don't even need fic for these two, I'm so ;__; and <33<333 at the canon werewolf love already. GEORGE/NINA. It takes my heart, THEN BREAKS IT, and I love iiiiit.
- I also love how George is naked like 50% of the time. What, he's got a nice butt.
- "IF YOU DO, I'LL GIVE YOU FUCKING RABIES." Just, Nina dealing with being a werewolf. <33
- "OKAY, I'M GOING TO--" *POOF!* Annie is still the best. ESPECIALLY AT THE END, when her constant tea-making is vindicated at last! Perfect mirror to 1x01, when she made the teas and no one drank them. Now she made the teas and EVERYONE drank them! And it makes me fsldjfskld with joy.
- "HE'S NOT THAT HANDSOME. CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?"
"I'M A WEREWOLF."
"I GUESS HE'S FAIRLY HANDSOME."
- OT3 has become OT4 and I heartily approve. Annie and Nina are BFFing already omg so great.
- "SHE'S THE LAST PERSON WHO NEEDED YOU." Gah, the whole scene with the vampire and her daughter on the hospital bed, omgggggg.
In conclusion: OMG <3
I did a Being Human mini-pimp post, but you should also check out![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
heather11483's pimp post because it's more thorough and has MOAR PICTURES of everyone being pretty and in love with each other. Yes.
+ Unnecessary AU #478932: Street food vendors AU. HEAR ME OUT. I was rewatching the Street Food episode about Manhattan and Brooklyn, and THERE IS LIKE. This UNDERBELLY OF STREET FOOD VENDORS, with arbitrary health inspectors ("Your cart is 9 feet away from the crosswalk instead of 10, and also your license isn't displayed properly. A THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE, IF YOU PLEASE."), and pesky anonymous food critics from the Village, and TURF WARS.
This Iranian guy was like, "Yeah, these Jordanians stationed their cart down the street from me and they're taking my business! They won't move!" And the police refuse to get involved in street vendor disputes. There's gotta be like a street food vendor council or something. The Arab mafia must totally have their fingers in the street food vendor pie. Also, check it, some food carts can cost up to tens of thousands of dollars, and getting a license to vend at hot spots in New York can cost you your first-born. Some guy paid $300,000 to vend for 3 years in front of the MoMA.
Fuck it, this doesn't even have to be AU fic, it can totally be original fiction. IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE SELLING GYROS ON THE MEAN STREETS OF NEW YORK.
+ lol, I fail at writing![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
3sentence Mordred&Morgana fic. Out of the 18 prompt words I've written, only 3 are 3 sentences. So maybe it's a fail, but also a win! I'll probably stop at 25 instead of going the whole 50, at this rate. In any case, can anyone beta/Britpick for me? :D?
I also wasn't expecting to laugh as much as I did. GRANDMA FLASHED THE NEIGHBORS AGAIN. She is a waitress -- DO NOT KISS HER. Also, we actually had an on-screen death! How do you like them apples? NGL, when Ray joined Evangeline up in the sky, that was when I laughed loudest. This movie is ridiculous, and sweet, and yay. I also like Mama Odie's snake.
In conclusion: DR. FACILIER.
+ And then I watched Being Human 2x01.
- GEORGE/NINA, YOU GUYS. OMG. Last season I was like, "Oh, they're cute I guess," BUT NOW. OMG. THE FIGHT IN THE BEDROOM. AND THEN CRYING ON HIS KNEES INTO HER SCRUBS AT THE HOSPITAL. I don't even need fic for these two, I'm so ;__; and <33<333 at the canon werewolf love already. GEORGE/NINA. It takes my heart, THEN BREAKS IT, and I love iiiiit.
- I also love how George is naked like 50% of the time. What, he's got a nice butt.
- "IF YOU DO, I'LL GIVE YOU FUCKING RABIES." Just, Nina dealing with being a werewolf. <33
- "OKAY, I'M GOING TO--" *POOF!* Annie is still the best. ESPECIALLY AT THE END, when her constant tea-making is vindicated at last! Perfect mirror to 1x01, when she made the teas and no one drank them. Now she made the teas and EVERYONE drank them! And it makes me fsldjfskld with joy.
- "HE'S NOT THAT HANDSOME. CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?"
"I'M A WEREWOLF."
"I GUESS HE'S FAIRLY HANDSOME."
- OT3 has become OT4 and I heartily approve. Annie and Nina are BFFing already omg so great.
- "SHE'S THE LAST PERSON WHO NEEDED YOU." Gah, the whole scene with the vampire and her daughter on the hospital bed, omgggggg.
In conclusion: OMG <3
I did a Being Human mini-pimp post, but you should also check out
heather11483's pimp post because it's more thorough and has MOAR PICTURES of everyone being pretty and in love with each other. Yes.+ Unnecessary AU #478932: Street food vendors AU. HEAR ME OUT. I was rewatching the Street Food episode about Manhattan and Brooklyn, and THERE IS LIKE. This UNDERBELLY OF STREET FOOD VENDORS, with arbitrary health inspectors ("Your cart is 9 feet away from the crosswalk instead of 10, and also your license isn't displayed properly. A THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE, IF YOU PLEASE."), and pesky anonymous food critics from the Village, and TURF WARS.
This Iranian guy was like, "Yeah, these Jordanians stationed their cart down the street from me and they're taking my business! They won't move!" And the police refuse to get involved in street vendor disputes. There's gotta be like a street food vendor council or something. The Arab mafia must totally have their fingers in the street food vendor pie. Also, check it, some food carts can cost up to tens of thousands of dollars, and getting a license to vend at hot spots in New York can cost you your first-born. Some guy paid $300,000 to vend for 3 years in front of the MoMA.
Fuck it, this doesn't even have to be AU fic, it can totally be original fiction. IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE SELLING GYROS ON THE MEAN STREETS OF NEW YORK.
+ lol, I fail at writing
3sentence Mordred&Morgana fic. Out of the 18 prompt words I've written, only 3 are 3 sentences. So maybe it's a fail, but also a win! I'll probably stop at 25 instead of going the whole 50, at this rate. In any case, can anyone beta/Britpick for me? :D?
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Edmund breathes a sigh of relief. "I'm glad you're--"
"With a showdown at high noon!" Peter crows.
"--seeing reason. What?"
"Where?" Jim demands, pointing his bat at Peter's chest.
"IN THE PARK," Peter declares. "WEAPONS??"
"OUR BARE HAAAAANDS!!" says Jim.
Peter nods. "It is agreed."
"Let it be known: it is agreed!" Jim agrees.
"What just happened?" Edmund asks Bones.
Bones pinches the bridge of his nose. "A migraine."
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"Am I correct when I say that you have just informed me that Jim has agreed to a duel of fisticuffs with Peter Pevensie tomorrow at noon?"
"For once we agree, elf-boy," Bones says, and hands Spock his flask.
Spock takes the thing but doesn't drink. "Respectfully, Bones, has Jim taken leave of his senses?"
Bones shrugs and takes the flask back. "It's Jim."
"As vague and meaningless as that statement is," Spock's eyebrows come down a fraction and he looks like he's dangerously close to physically sighing, "I find myself agreeing."
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"I'm telling you Zuko, the spicier you make things, the more our customer base goes down. The salsa's already at 350k Scovilles, at this rate you'll be physically setting people's mouths on fire."
"I," Zuko draws himself up. "Am an upstanding member of the Fire Nation. I would be betraying myself and my honorable brotherhood of the streets if I were to give in to your demands. Besides, you're not giving New Yorkers enough credit, they'll eat anything."
Sokka scowled. "I'm telling Katara."
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Uhura asks, "Why would Jim do that?"
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Edmund shrugs. "You know how territorial he gets."
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Bones replies, "Because I wouldn't let him beat Pevensie with a baseball bat."