Like a gratuitous segment where there is rambling/navelgazing about the name Lassiter? Like how there is a movie about a jewel thief named Lassiter, and also books about cowboys named Lassiter, and isn't that funny, Lassie, because you are neither a jewel thief or a cowboy (Shawn says), much to the disappointment of your inner child. As for my inner child, it has always wanted to be psychic and to bring life truths to grumpy detectives the world over. I'm pretty fulfilled; are you?

Maybe I should just secretly Mary Sue myself into a Psych fic and see if anyone notices. ("Hey," Jules says, frowning at the computer screen, "what is a Livejournal?") ("Hey, is it me or is Lassiter... Asian and female?")