AN AFFAIR MOST HARMONIOUS

[whynot]

So, I've kinda avoided Psych for a while because it has THAT GUY WHO STOLE MY NAME, but uh. I'm kinda getting sucked in. I think it's because this show is OBNOXIOUSLY ADORABLE.

Speaking of getting sucked in: DEAR TUMBLR, PLEASE STOP EATING MY LIFE.

I will vindicate matters with a picspam.




HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. I'M GOING TO WATCH THIS MOVIE SO FUCKING HARD. HOLY SHIT. I dunno, apparently Rupert Grint plays an apprentice assassin. AAAAHH I AM TOTALLY WATCHING IT.





YES HE DOES.





...Wingardium Leviosa?









Michael Gambon wishes you a fabulous day.





I... would totally wear these.





High fives make me weak in the knees, okay.

















geez tone it down, d rad.





FIERCE <333





<3333 <333 ngl i'm beginning to ship them <33





RIDICULOUS CLOTHES AND SEXY EYES, I AM LOST.





MY DADDY CAN CRUCIATE YOUR DADDY













ahaha









Daniel Radcliffe keeps his eyes on the prize.





ADORABLE OT3 OF YAY





Tom can haz opinion?





TOM CAN HAS SEXY









Percy Weasley has a rabbit. Your argument is invalid.





WHY HELLO





fkljflskjdjfks

jdkfjk

l;lk





ahahahah what. WHAT. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE I CAN'T EVEN ahahahajfkls okay.

Out of curiosity, who are the original characters in this painting?





















The leaders of the revolution.


Okay, fair warning, the picture AFTER this next one is not work-safe. I guess this next one isn't either though, not really.





Oh, and before the NSFW gif, here are Dan, Emma, and Rupert answering questions from fans and being generally lovable. Dan knows which state CA is, but not WI or AK! Rupert would NOT rather die than kiss Emma! Also, Dan's Little Mermaid fail. Unscripted Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.



ETA: Okay, two more before the NSFW pic, just to be thorough.











Last but not the least!:







Thank you and good night.


PS: I'm still looking for a beta for this Mordred&Morgana fic, if anyone is interested. 3500ish words, PG.

Comments

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

YESSSSSS I HAVE MISSED THIS THREAD TOO.

"We got him," you say into the phone to Z, while Gus looks back and forth between us.

"We won't send your mother your faun porn if you tell us who's been posting anonymously to Lassiterfics' livejournal," I say. "Comments like 'I KNOW WHO YOU ARE LASSIE' and 'LOL ASLAN/TASH,' who even ships that?"

"Uh..."

"We've traced the IP address to YOUR detective agency!" you say.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

ASLAN/TASH OMG \o/ yessss


"It's not me!" Gus says.

"Then who is it?"

Then: lightbulb moment.

"Oh no," Gus says.

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Supernatural, Lassie? Really? Really? What next, Twilight? I have done a thorough analysis of the contents of your Livejournal and have come to the conclusion that your life calling is actually to have sex with your sister in the middle of the desert as she deconstructs economic neoliberalism inbetween her moans of pleasure. Use a condom, okay?

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, back at the Detective Agency, Shawn is getting suspicious. How long has it been since Gus went to get coffee? Entirely too long. He makes his way outside and surveys his surroundings: trampled grass, travel mug in the street, tire tracks....

Has Gus been kidnapped again?!

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WHO ARE YOU I DON'T EVEN actually except for the sister part NO WHO ARE YOU

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"Do you mean," Gus hedges, "that lassiterfics and Carlton Lassiter are...not the same people?"

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Lassiter and Lassiter glare at each other, as in the background, Wyrm, Gus, and Shawn make this face: o_O

"So you're the cause of all this!" the Lassiters chorus. "Me? No, you!"

"This is weird," Wyrm decides.

"Weirder than faun porn?" Shawn asks.

Gus says, "Shut up about my faun porn."

"Does it count as bestiality if it's only half bestiality?" Shawn wonders.

"Are they truly beasts if they're sentient?" Wyrm asks.

"Sentient or not, a goat penis is a goat penis."

"Can we not talk about goat penises in places that are NOT the internet?" Gus pleads.

"Fraud!" the Lassiters yell at each other. "Impostor!"

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

"So...if you had to guess which one wrote about messages sleeping with each other," Shawn starts.

"Now everyone thinks I write porn!" yells Lassiter.

"Now I have weird people on my flist!" yells the other Lassiter.

"And you use words like flist!" yells the first Lassiter.

"Good point," Wyrm says.

"This would make really weird rpf," Gus says. "Which Lassiter would be the first to fall in love?"

Then everyone makes this face again: o_O

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

and another bonus of this thread is that whenever I go to answer the comment on the page, I am drowned in delightful Harry Potter pictures. :D


Wyrm, Gus, and Shawn sit at the corner table of a coffeeshop downtown, betareading each other's fics.

"'And then Lassiter caressed Lassiter's raven locks and stared deeply into her chocolate orbs'?" Shawn reads out. "Really, Gus? Really?"

Gus frowns. "What?"

"You're a 'raven locks and chocolate orbs' kind of writer?"

"It's called descriptive writing, Shawn," Gus sniffs.

"How about shortening Lassiter's name to Lass?" Wyrm suggests. "Or referring to Lassiter by his first name. You know, for flow."

Gus throws his hands up. "Everyone's a critic!"



...wyrm, this is officially the most ridiculous thing i have ever written.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

"'I never thought I could feel this way,'" Wyrm reads from SHawn's paper. "'Lassiter, you make me whole. I know I'm not much of a catch--Shawn or even Gus would be a better--' This is out of character!"

"And you haven't specified which Lassiter you mean," Gus points out.

"I don't know, I think it works," Shawn says. "Keep reading, they talk about colonialism in the next chapter."

"'If I were a colonialist power,'" Wyrm reads out, scanning the page. "Well, that's good pillow talk."


NO BUT SO AWESOME.