http://gleeker13.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] gleeker13.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] whynot 2010-06-15 12:10 am (UTC)

SHORT CRACKY DIALOGUE

"What the hell are you?"
"I'm an angel of the Lord."
"No seriously. There's a lot of crazy shit out there, but angels aren't one of them."
"You are wrong."
"Uuuum....no. I'm right. Now seriously, what are you, some sorta new wavelength and a speaker?"
"If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you. Cut you're skin, and I shall heal it for you."
"Ok, seriously, who or what are you working for?"
"I am working for the Lord, my Father, God."
"Riiiiiight."
"...do you have any siblings?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Novaaaaa-wait. Why do you want to know?"
"It does not concern you any longer. Goodbye."
"WAIT! HEY, WAVELENGTH THING, COME BACK! WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY BROTHER?!"

"Sweetie, I think maybe it's time we call somebody. As looney as he's been, he's never tried talking to nothing before."
"Gladice, he can be as crazy as he wants to be, as long as he keeps paying the rent."

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