COME LIVE WITH ME AND A BUNCH OF LUNATICS IN A PYRAMID

[whynot]

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ONCE UPON A TIME, Jimmy had a falling out with his twin brother and didn't talk with Jacob for years. That other time, Jacob and the Winchesters traded tips on how to make the best home-made EMF. AMIRITE?? There was also that difficult time in his life when Jacob was the Ghostfacers' summer intern. And Stonehenge was totally a seal.

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AAAAAAAAAND GO.

Comments

[lassroyale.livejournal.com]

Castiel first tried to make Jimmy's twin brother, Jacob his vessel...

(I'd expect epic crack out of this, as Castiel tries to convince conspiracy theorist Jacob, that he's an angel of the lord and not something else, like aliens from Mars.)

[jedimastercait.livejournal.com]

HAHA. Someone needs to do this.

SHORT CRACKY DIALOGUE

[gleeker13.livejournal.com]

"What the hell are you?"
"I'm an angel of the Lord."
"No seriously. There's a lot of crazy shit out there, but angels aren't one of them."
"You are wrong."
"Uuuum....no. I'm right. Now seriously, what are you, some sorta new wavelength and a speaker?"
"If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you. Cut you're skin, and I shall heal it for you."
"Ok, seriously, who or what are you working for?"
"I am working for the Lord, my Father, God."
"Riiiiiight."
"...do you have any siblings?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Novaaaaa-wait. Why do you want to know?"
"It does not concern you any longer. Goodbye."
"WAIT! HEY, WAVELENGTH THING, COME BACK! WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY BROTHER?!"

"Sweetie, I think maybe it's time we call somebody. As looney as he's been, he's never tried talking to nothing before."
"Gladice, he can be as crazy as he wants to be, as long as he keeps paying the rent."

Re: SHORT CRACKY DIALOGUE

[lassroyale.livejournal.com]

LMAO - "HEY, WAVELENGTH THING, COME BACK!"

Oh, it would go down just like that. ::smishes::

Re: SHORT CRACKY DIALOGUE

[gleeker13.livejournal.com]

I really doubt that Jacob would believe in angels. He would probably go the 'the government is trying to quiet me down with mind control, and they think they can get to me with religion' route.