"You know that alien on the moon theory of yours..."
"IT. WAS. A. ROBOT. HEAD. Next caller."
"Are you sure it was a robot head? Could it have been a monkey skull?"
"Next caller."
"What's wrong with it being a monkey skull? Are you saying my theory of Cercopithecus dryas on the moon is less valid than your claim of a robot head?"
no subject
"You know that alien on the moon theory of yours..."
"IT. WAS. A. ROBOT. HEAD. Next caller."
"Are you sure it was a robot head? Could it have been a monkey skull?"
"Next caller."
"What's wrong with it being a monkey skull? Are you saying my theory of Cercopithecus dryas on the moon is less valid than your claim of a robot head?"
"Next caller."
"Now you're just being rude."
"Next caller."
(this author seriously. needs. sleep.)