“Stir a little rebellion in the ranks,” Ash smirks, “which is totally going to air on angel radio,” he adds stressing on the last two words, “since I just found a way to crack their system. And apparently, I found myself a radio host which can read Enochian, which I sadly can only crack because dude, speaking this? It’s a goddamn bitch. By the way, they couldn’t track us, I made sure of it. So, what do you say, are you in for this?”
Jacob lets himself smirk before holding out a hand.
“Deal. As long as when this is over you can get me to transmit on Earth so that I can fucking prove them that it was a robot head.”
“Man, that’s on.”
Before starting, though, they have another beer. This time, they toast about aliens not being on the moon, but before drinking, Jacob has to ask the question.
“Sorry if I ask, but why’s your hair like that?”
Ash smirks and takes a quite large swig before leaning over the counter, right up in Jacob’s personal space, and he doesn’t even really mind.
“Business in the front, party in the back, dude. It’s the badass way to go.”
“I don’t doubt that,” Jacob agrees, and gets down to his beer.
“Also,” Ash adds then, “I was thinking, while I was alone I could only do so much, but since now we’re two, after we’re done with this pesky matter and we prove everyone that it was a robot head, we could, y’know, try to… aim for grandeur.”
“Grandeur? I like that. What’s the idea?”
“Oh, finding that small loophole to connect everyone’s Heaven with all the others. I’m pretty sure that it’s something that has to do with electromagnetism, but that wasn’t exactly my field, if…”
Jacob feels his lips slowly curving up in a smile that he thinks must be quite evil. Well, the good kind of evil.
“You need electromagnetism, I can totally deal with that. It’s exactly my kind of thing, so to speak.”
“Dude, awesome. That’d be just epic, and y’know, maybe we could also to go somewhere. I mean, other people’s Heavens could be interesting.”
“Maybe someone who lived in Atlantis? We could totally prove it existed.”
“Man, just, you’re the best thing ever happened to appear inside this bar. That’d be like the biggest thing ever… after the robot head, maybe.”
“And we could communicate with people down there, too?”
At that, Ash’s smile becomes downright devilish.
“That might be a little trickier, but I’m pretty sure that if we start pulling shit off then we can do anything, can’t we?”
“Oh,” Jacob says, smiling back and feeling very confident, “we fucking can. So what now, do we crack some Enochian or not?”
“Dude. You bet we do.”
(And they did, and if the whole rebellion thing totally worked because half of the angels thought it was Castiel’s voice hacking angel radio, and that if he was doing that well, then their Father was obviously on Castiel’s side and they were wrong in following Michael and Zachariah and everyone else, Ash had totally known that beforehand too; and Jacob, having been informed of the situation just before the first hacking, found that an extremely interesting and amusing coincidence and he totally had even more fun trying to keep his voice one octave lower.
Castiel, when realizing that just a while later, after he had found a garrison ready to side with him and the Winchesters, which obviously made caging Lucifer back a piece of pie, was confused but indeed very grateful. As everyone else involved in the whole Apocalypse deal.
Also, in the end Jacob never moved to his own Heaven but hey, he was hackering stuff with Ash all the time and the beer was excellent, why the fuck should he have wanted to move anyway?)
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Jacob lets himself smirk before holding out a hand.
“Deal. As long as when this is over you can get me to transmit on Earth so that I can fucking prove them that it was a robot head.”
“Man, that’s on.”
Before starting, though, they have another beer. This time, they toast about aliens not being on the moon, but before drinking, Jacob has to ask the question.
“Sorry if I ask, but why’s your hair like that?”
Ash smirks and takes a quite large swig before leaning over the counter, right up in Jacob’s personal space, and he doesn’t even really mind.
“Business in the front, party in the back, dude. It’s the badass way to go.”
“I don’t doubt that,” Jacob agrees, and gets down to his beer.
“Also,” Ash adds then, “I was thinking, while I was alone I could only do so much, but since now we’re two, after we’re done with this pesky matter and we prove everyone that it was a robot head, we could, y’know, try to… aim for grandeur.”
“Grandeur? I like that. What’s the idea?”
“Oh, finding that small loophole to connect everyone’s Heaven with all the others. I’m pretty sure that it’s something that has to do with electromagnetism, but that wasn’t exactly my field, if…”
Jacob feels his lips slowly curving up in a smile that he thinks must be quite evil. Well, the good kind of evil.
“You need electromagnetism, I can totally deal with that. It’s exactly my kind of thing, so to speak.”
“Dude, awesome. That’d be just epic, and y’know, maybe we could also to go somewhere. I mean, other people’s Heavens could be interesting.”
“Maybe someone who lived in Atlantis? We could totally prove it existed.”
“Man, just, you’re the best thing ever happened to appear inside this bar. That’d be like the biggest thing ever… after the robot head, maybe.”
“And we could communicate with people down there, too?”
At that, Ash’s smile becomes downright devilish.
“That might be a little trickier, but I’m pretty sure that if we start pulling shit off then we can do anything, can’t we?”
“Oh,” Jacob says, smiling back and feeling very confident, “we fucking can. So what now, do we crack some Enochian or not?”
“Dude. You bet we do.”
(And they did, and if the whole rebellion thing totally worked because half of the angels thought it was Castiel’s voice hacking angel radio, and that if he was doing that well, then their Father was obviously on Castiel’s side and they were wrong in following Michael and Zachariah and everyone else, Ash had totally known that beforehand too; and Jacob, having been informed of the situation just before the first hacking, found that an extremely interesting and amusing coincidence and he totally had even more fun trying to keep his voice one octave lower.
Castiel, when realizing that just a while later, after he had found a garrison ready to side with him and the Winchesters, which obviously made caging Lucifer back a piece of pie, was confused but indeed very grateful. As everyone else involved in the whole Apocalypse deal.
Also, in the end Jacob never moved to his own Heaven but hey, he was hackering stuff with Ash all the time and the beer was excellent, why the fuck should he have wanted to move anyway?)