it's the circle of porn, and it moves us all

[whynot]

This is how you know you're on the internet: as one porn meme closes its prompt-taking at blindfold_spn, another porn meme opens for prompt-taking at Porn Battle X. ilu fandom

I GOT MY mundane_bingo CARD AND AM SUPEREXCITE!

road trip	Dinner and a movie	Cleaning the toilet	discovering it's [significant day] when the neighborhood erupts in cheers	Dealing with a horse who does not want to be brought in from pasture
Fishing	correcting tourists' misperceptions of your nation/city/people	trying to find candles when the electricity goes out	at the park	-using chopsticks
forgetting items on the grocery list	fighting over the remote control	FREE SPACE	late to work	nothing on TV
returning a library book	Heavy downpour/flash flood	solitaire	Torn pants	Checking the rain gauge.
discover there is not enough x in the pantry to make y.	-putting up blackout curtains	Doing homework	perfectly normal straightforward pregnancy in the family	bug trauma (there's a spider! on my pillow! omg/help!)

POSSIBILITIES:
fighting over the remote control: Castiel & Jimmy
correcting tourists' misperceptions of your nation/city/people: Hell
solitaire: 5x04verse. Get fucked up and talk to face cards.
returning a library book: Sandman crossover. Lucien features. Jimmy is a frequent patron.
Dealing with a horse who does not want to be brought in from pasture: Dean/Castiel
Doing homework: this
Fishing: a 4x20 episode tag I have been overthinking
FREE SPACE: "food disasters: kicked off the bus because of contraband durian" <-- I COULD NOT BE MORE IN LOVE WITH A PROMPT IF I TRIED. The durian is the most misunderstood of all the fruits. <33

The plan is for more Indochesters, Clairestiel, 5x04verse, and Team Free Will: The Next Generation, and any combination thereof. And I guess more non-SPN fandoms, too. (Those exist, right?)


I put both my blindfold_spn fills into I Write Like.... If you wanna guess what I wrote, here is a clue:

[Graphic deleted for reasons of sketchy coding! The result said, quite unreliably, Vladimir Nabokov.]

Proof that if you stare long enough at the internet, the internet stares back at you.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/27543.html | comments]

Comments

[maerhys.livejournal.com]

YAY! You got your card. \o/ Awesome.

Nabokov! I am jealous. Of all of the writers listed, he's the one I wanted.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I know this widget is only (ineptly) checking for style instead of content, but my first thought was D: OMG IT KNOOOOOOOWS.

My card <333 I think a lot of people in Camp Chitaqua use chopsticks, if any utensils at all. Silverware has been melted into weapons. Maybe they wash the plastic ones though.

[puckling.livejournal.com]

THE INTERNET IS COMMENTING ON YOUR FIIIIIIIIC.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

THE LOVE/HATE/FEAR RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN FANDOM AND THE INTERNET. Fandom/Internet OH TEE PEEEEEEEEEE

[lexhibition.livejournal.com]

OMG DURIAN. DO YOU KNOW I WAS ALMOST KICKED OUT OF A HOTEL IN BALI FOR EATING DURIAN IN MY ROOM? NO REGRETS.

And ahahahahahahahahahaha the widget is QUIETLY JUDGING YOU.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

YES FELLOW DURIAN FAN! We snuck durian into our hotel in Malaysia but then we ate the evidence so it was okay! People give me the weirdest opinions about it. One guy said it tasted like onions, another one said it was like a mango. ???? I tend to describe it as sort of like a fibrous custard.

Did you ever watch that episode of ~*BIZARRE FOODS*~ where the durian was one of the few foods Andrew Zimmern couldn't stomach? WHAT NOOB.

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

... MUNDANE BINGO LOOKS AWESOME
AND BY THAT I MEAN *YOUR* IDEAS LOOK AWESOME
:DDD

more indochesters dsfljkd! more Clairestiel! more TNG! dude lass I am ridick excited for this ficstuff from you :D

also I have never eaten durian. *weeps for lack of life experience*

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

THE MIGHTY DURIAN. The Inquisition would've loved to get their hands on some of that! IT IS KIND OF LIKE DEAN IN FRUIT FORM. Tough and dangerous on the outside, difficult to get through, but mushy on the inside. Also smelly.

"Dinner and a movie" might have to be D/C cracky datefic where Cas in his true form and the ox head gets all huffy when Dean says he wants steak. Then Dean is like okay what about fried chicken, but the eagle head SKREEES angrily. "WE ALWAYS HAVE THIS ARGUMENT BEFORE WE GO OUT, GEEEZ."

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

AHAHA CRACKY DATEFIC

Cas's true form must feel awkward about that burger binge :/ Cas tries not to think about it too much I guess?

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Not overly much! The real problem is at the movies when the most of the heads just wanna watch the movie in peace, okay, but Dean and the ox are making out so goddamn loudly. The human head is Team Edward, so HUSH EVERYONE I CAN'T HEAR WHAT BELLA IS SAYING, and the eagle is Team Jacob just to piss him off. The lion is just sad and jealous of the ox. Stupid fucking ox. What, like horns are better than a mane?

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

HAHA YES BEST DEAN/CAS DATE EVAR
dean making out with an oxhead is so O_o IDEK XD

What, like horns are better than a mane?
I can't think about lion manes without thinking of Zach anymore. spn whyyyy, ahaha

[nothingtodowith.livejournal.com]

I like how we are not in the same fandoms, but we have over lapping memes re: I Write Like (my most consistent hit was Margret Atwood) and the Lion King (we have the Circle of Law, but also, really, the Circle of Porn. every fandom has the Circle of Porn).

Blah, I don't have Dreamwidth, so I can' sign up for a mundane bingo card. Boooooo. I want one. All I write is mundane. I love mundane.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Hey, the Circle of Porn encompasses ALL fandoms!

LJers can comment on DW using OpenID, though! Though ya I think sign-ups of this round might already be over.