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I've been seeing billboards for "Hawai'i 5-0" around the city. I think I want to be excited for it. Is anyone excited for that show?

Five Acts Meme: Round Two

+ Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. Check out this list if you need some inspiration. At the bottom, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
+ Read other people's lists; the master list of lists is here.
+ Post comment-fic based off of their lists to people's posts.

Kinks
1. object penetration
2. hand jobs
3. gags and restraints
4. nipple play
5. ritual sex

Ships
Merlin: Arthur/Morgana, Will/anyone
Supernatural: Dean/Castiel, Castiel/Anna, Sam/Castiel, Dean/Alastair, Dean/Dean, John/Dean, John/girl!Dean, Dean/Claire, Dean/Clairestiel, Sam/Becky
Captain Planet: Wheeler/Linka
Skins: Effy/Tony
SPN/Merlin: Dean/Arthur, Sam/Morgana, John/Arthur, Ruby/Morgause, Ruby/Morgana
Fight Club/SPN: Marla/anyone
SPN/RPF: Dean/Misha Collins, Becky/Jared Padalecki, Castiel/Judas, Gabriel/Jack Kerouac, Gabriel/Ken Kesey, Crowley/Sarah Palin (set in croatverse, YOU know)
Sandman/RPF: Death/Quentin Tarantino
SPN/X-Files: Castiel/Scully

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"This is so fucked up," Dean says, awed and breathless.

But he's a natural, doesn't force it too hard, just lets it slide in. And then pulls it back gentle and makes Misha's whole body spasm as he fucks it in and out, gently but it's hard and there's an ooze of lube and precome dribbling down the length of Misha's erection.

"This is nothing," he says, and if he wasn't sky-fucking-high he'd be kind of embarrassed by how wreaked his voice is. "You should see the things I can do with an eggplant."

Dean actually smiles at that - fucking finally - and he wraps his hand around Misha's cock, pumps it slowly in time with the little in and out motions of the rose stem so that the pressure is inside out and Misha bites down on his lip. His breath sticks in his throat, and every bit of him is trembling, fucking aching for release but Dean's hand is slow and the stem is lodged tight and hard.

"Fuck," he groans.

The rose bobs up and down, and it's obscene. Misha would laugh if it didn't feel so unbelievably fucking good.

Then all of a sudden Dean is pulling the stem out and it's like falling, plummeting off the edge and spinning into pure fucking madness. Misha's shout is wordless, he can feel the rush of hot, sticky wetness spill over in thick streams, Dean's hand on him pumping it out, but he's not so much coming as being released and it's enough to have him seeing fucking stars.

And yeah, the world is a fucking glorious place.

Misha feels dizzy, like he's floating about the world and his whole body is buzzing, but he pulls himself together enough to watch Dean jerk himself off. He offers a hand, but he's not good for much and so Dean twists their fingers together, wraps Misha's hand around him and uses him while MIsha just lies there, lax and sated.

Dean comes on his thigh, a hot splash, and he says Misha's name, which is always very much appreciated.

They both take a moment to recover some basic fucking dignity, to let their breathing settle back into 'human' rather than 'racehorse'.

Then Dean lies down next to Misha, sticky and sweaty and smearing all kinds of stuff over the scratchy hotel sheets.

(Misha likes to alliterate when he's sated.)

"So," Misha says, when he can trust his voice not to shake. "Feeling better?"

Dean turns his head to look at him. He really is quite unrealistically good looking, even if there are bags under his eyes, more lines at the corners than there probably should be. And he smiles. It's not really a grin or anything, but it's lazy and content and a million miles from the sullen guy Misha picked up on a park bench.

"I don't know how effective your charity's gonna be on a world scale," Dean says dryly. Then adds, "But yeah. I am."

"You're sure? Because it's too soon for me to go again but let me send out a tweet and I can probably get a girl aged eighteen to twenty four here in ten minutes or less."

"Tempting. But I think I'm good."

So Misha's work here is done. But even if he could trust his knees to support him right now, he thinks maybe he wouldn't get up and leave. It's kind of nice here. Warm. Even if there are bed springs poking him in the back.

Dean seems to think so, too. "Can you...stay for a bit?" he asks, reaches out a hand to Misha's sticky belly.

"Sure," Misha says, and he yawns. "If it'll make the world a better place."

It might not solve all the worlds problems. But every little bit helps.

OH MY GOD LEX OH MY GOD. I saw this in my inbox and I was like OH MY GOD. LET ME DEAL WITH MY OTHER EMAILS AND THEN I WILL READ IT. SO THAT'S WHAT I DID. AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD SOME MORE. Your cavalier attitude towards fic prompts continue to take me to stratospheric heights of joy on the wings of your glory.

AND THEN THEY'LL GET DONUTS OR SOMETHING, HE HASN'T THOUGHT THAT FAR AHEAD.

"JIMMY?!??? :("

But you know what is really awesome is these interjections of narrator to reader, it's almost like Lemony Snicket but with porn. DELIGHTFUL. (Dear reader, you are about to embark on a journey most pornful! Alas, it is so full of porn that my scrotum exploded as I wrote the foreplay, and venture not forth unless you are of strong of constitution and wet of vag, for this fic is only for the most pervy!)

Hee, yes, pudgy Dean. HEE YES CALLING MISHA'S NAME OUT IN BED HAHA. Misha, appreciative of so many things.

AND THEN

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOSE

:DDDDD

DDDDD:

:DDDD!

IS THERE GOING TO BE AN EGGPLANT PREQUEL?

You sure know how to cheer a girl up. <3 <3 <3 <3

CHEERING YOU UP IS THE BEST RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS I CAN THINK OF DOING. <33333

Also if I can get this stupid law paper written and knock another few thousand words off my BB by tonight I am GOING TO WRITE YOU ANNA/CLAIRESTIEL EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T A PAIRING YOU ASKED FOR.

BUT SERIOUSLY, OKAY, DEAN/MISHA. This shit is eating my brain. And Misha is not helpingggg I keep reading these recent interviews he's done and the CON REPORT OMG Misha said that he would ~MARRY DEAN~ (and fuck himself but the Misha/Castiel fic is going to have to wait) and IDK IS IT GOING TO A TRULY CREEPY PLACE if I write fic about wee Misha and his family living on the side of the road and it's John Winchester who pays for them to get a motel room and have a decent meal and Misha is the one who gets wee Dean to talk again? ARGH THAT'S GOING TOO FAR ISN'T IT? BUT I WANT IT. I WANT IT AND IT IS LIKE A SICKNESS.

I sweeeeeaaaar that before fandom I was a good person who did not write about people inserting plants into themselves. I SWEAR. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU DEPRAVED SICKO.

(<333333333333333333333)

ps. He was bullshitting about the eggplant. It was a cauliflower.

<3333333 DARLINGEST GIRL. ANNA/CLAIRESTIEL?! Hello, something I never knew I wanted.

Oh mannnnn, I don't even really do RPF (lol) and Mishalecki is winning over my heart BECAUSE I MEAN if people, JENSEN, are gonna be like he is like a cat and he is like a ball of string, then WHERE IS THE FIC WHERE JARED BATS MISHA AROUND AND THEN GETS TANGLED UP IN HIM. ALSO JARED AND MISHA MAKING DEAN SHRINES TOGETHER. <3333

and Misha is the one who gets wee Dean to talk again?
fjkafjslkfjldkjsf
OMGGGGG
HE WOULD. HE TOTALLY WOULD.

Aaaaah, the last tatters of John's non-doucheyness! Goes to sheltering wee Misha!

I can barely process all of this right now. I just... I love it. I could die in a happy, happy place right now. I'm going to have this fic buried with me. Or cremated with me.

Pudgy Dean! C-list Misha! Roses! *snuggles*

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ahahhahahahahhahahahha

Because it's too soon for me to go again but let me send out a tweet and I can probably get a girl aged eighteen to twenty four here in ten minutes or less.

ahahahaha oh god.

LOL! That is so hot and kinky but also sweet! Loved it!

Holy shit! That is both funny as well as hot and kinky.

WELL MY BRAIN IS FRIED FROM TEH HAWWWT.

-DEAD-

THIS FIC IS PURE GENIUS.

then he'd accuse them of stalking and threaten to call the police. Then they'd probably all get donuts together or something.

LMFAO

Misha likes to alliterate when he's sated.

New fanon.

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in conclusion, the world needs more Mishacest

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