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Las ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2010-10-08 10:55 pm

my heart is alive with the sound of casplock

So, SPN 6x03.



OMFG DON'T FRONT, YOU KNOW THAT AFTER THE EPISODE ENDED, CAS CHASED BALTHAZAR DOWN and Balthazar laughs delightedly and is like, "I know this game! I think the apes call it tag," and Balthazar just flies faster and Cas chases him over the Grand Canyon, into the Mariana Trench, so fast across the deserts of North Africa that they leave sandstorms in their wake. He can't run forever, he knows this. Castiel is stronger now, and faster, and when Castiel catches up, they

MAKE OUT A LOT.

HELLO NEW SHIP.

SO THIS GUY IS basically Gabe 2.0, but is like... nouveau riche, except with free will instead of money. Motherfucking angels, man. Phenomenal cosmic power! Emotional maturity of a gnat. Balthazar is like a college freshman being all, "OMGGGG FREEDOM!! I WILL SNORT A POUND OF COKE AND TAKE A DOZEN TABS OF ACID," AND HE IS LIKE

ALL STARRY-EYED OVER CAS, like, "Look at what you've accomplished! Haters better recognize! You have paved the way! :DDDDD AND I'M GOING TO REPEAT HOW SUPERHAPPY I AM TO SEE YOU!! BTW you should totally fake your own death so we can be boyfrans again <33333"

ANGEL BOYFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSSS omg WHERE IS THE FIC where Castiel catches up to Balthazar in Boracay, where he is vacationing and being generally hedonistic, and Balthazar is like, "You're right, you know, the human body is an amazing thing. This," he says, touching Castiel, and 'this' means the touch, not the body. "And this," Balthazar continues, "and this," and Castiel closes his eyes.

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OKAY NOW LET'S BACK UP. TO CASTIEL'S. PROFOUND. CONNECTION. With DEAN.

I JUST. I CAN'T. OMG. I FORGIVE YOU, SHOW. I FORGIVE YOU, SHIP, FOR EVERYTHING, FOR WHAT FOR FOR FOR IDK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

NGL, FOLKS. I BECAME KINDA DISILLUSIONED WITH THIS SHIP AFTER THE FINALE. But then when S6 spoilers started rolling in, my heart became tentatively excite, like, "...omg maybe?" AND THEN WHEN THE 6x03 PREVIEW CLIPS CAME OUT, I WAS LIKE 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDD AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, SHIP, WE CAN TRY AGAIN. WE MAY HAVE NEEDED SOME TIME APART TO DISCOVER OURSELVES, BUT MAYBE NOW WE CAN TRY AGAIN. WE'LL START SMALL. HOW ABOUT COFFEE?"

BUT GUYS. This is like so much more than coffee, this is D/C taking me out to an expensive restaurant and getting the house band to play my favorite song, and then we hold hands on a seaside stroll and cop a couple of feels.

THIS IS NOT TAKING IT SLOW, SHIP.

I'm okay with that.

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MY FAVORITES ARE MYRIAD, BUT I GOTTA SAY: I have an especial soft spot for the irony that is Sassy's sparkly rainbows being united in the cause of CHILD TORTURE. BWAAAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR UNICORN NOW?!?

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ANOTHERDEADBLACKGUYITIS: a terrible infection. If Raphael just needs a new vessel though, then I am more convinced than ever that Anna is still alive (as a MULTIDIMENSIONAL WAVEFORM OF CELESTIAL INTENT) and that all she needs is a new vessel too.

So. Does Donnie have a sister?

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Aaron/Claire. I'm just saying. "You can't trust those bastards," he says, and Claire is like, "No kidding."

Alternatively, Balthazar tries to sell Claire a Moses stick, but she traps him instead and asks him where her father is.

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<3333: A MISCELLANY:
1) I WANNA LICK SAM'S HIPS
2) Sam's OTT smirk when he was talking to the hooker (HOOKER???!) in what is the most lolarious scene of the episode. He reminds me of Steve from Hawaii 5-0, who is also loltastically srs. HE R SRS CRIMEFIGHTER, GUISE.
3) AFTER CAS SAYS "I WASN'T GOING TO TELL HIM", DEAN'S FACIAL EXPRESSION IS ALL "GODDD, I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE"
4) CAS SPENT "A YEAR"
5) ABBOT AND CASTIELLO
6) CAS AND BALTHAZAR FOUGHT IN COUNTLESS WARS AND CAS KNOWS HIM AND AS FAR AS BALTHAZAR'S CONCERNED NOTHING HAS CHANGED BETWEEN THEM <33333333333

I'm gonna stop here before I start describing every second of the episode and prefacing every sentence with "OMG I SUPERLOVED IT WHEN...!" This is like 5x18 all over again.

You guys.

:D


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[identity profile] switchbladesis.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
:DDDDD

CAS MISUSING FINGER QUOTES! HE KNOWS ITS A THING, HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS. LIKE MAGNETS.

AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, THE UNICORNS APPROVE OF CHILD TORTURE TOO.

AND THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE FOR DEAN/CAS! A SPECIAL BOND! ANSWERING HIS CALLS! BLOODPLAY! BEING IN THE SAME SCENE TOGETHER! IT WAS AWESOME.

I was kind of waffling between which one was worse: another evil black dude or another dead black dude. But I guess we got both : /

I kind of want Balthazar to accidentally step on a demon's toes and start a turf war. Maybe with Crowley. Don't mess with the professionals, dude.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
CAS MISUSING FINGER QUOTES!
...Or was he?! Maybe time runs differently in Heaven, so "a year" is relative. ;D

JACOB CAN TEACH CASTIEL ABOUT MAGNETS

THIS EPISODE WAS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE FOR

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING

FOR DEAN/CAS, FOR SASSY (ALBEIT SNIPPY JEALOUS SASSY, EXCEPT FOR WHEN THEY'RE TORTURING CHILDREN), FOR CAS/BAL, and ummmm Aaron/Claire. AND FOR HEAVEN POLITICS AND AND AND, AND FOR DEFENESTRATION.

Balthazar and Crowley would take to each other very well! Except Crowley would end up manipulating Balthazar somehow, I think, because Balthazar is kinda dumb. XD

[identity profile] moment-of-sen.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved Cas' air quotes. My "people skills" are a bit "rusty"

And Sam mocking Castiel's gruff voice ^_^

And "I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect."

Sam's buffness is really kind of a turn off for me now. Ick. And him being so amazingly good at sex that he convinces hookers to give him freebies? Ugh. Gross gross gross.

You think Balthazar as in 3 Wise Men Balthazar? Cas did say he needed some myrrh...

[identity profile] switchbladesis.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
DEFENESTRATION! I NEARLY FORGOT ABOUT THE DEFENESTRATION! THAT'S HOW AWESOME THE EPISODE WAS!

I think we should follow the Due South rule from now on, and have a defenestration in every episode.

Crowley would make Balthazar into his little pet angel. And I'm totally okay with that arrangement.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, the marketing for this episode has pretty much centered on Cas and this rando angel falling out a window. I love how Show is like, "OMG CHECK OUT THIS EPIC SHIT GUYS!!!!!! SHIT FALLING OUT OF WINDOWS!!!!!!!!!!"

All the rogue angels need to get together and throw a party, I bet it would be an awesome party.
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[identity profile] dotfic.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
This is like so much more than coffee, this is D/C taking me out to an expensive restaurant and getting the house band to play my favorite song, and then we hold hands on a seaside stroll and cop a couple of feels.

Dean/Castiel, let's never fight like this again! I beg you!

Me/myotp OTP.

Balthazar! \o/
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[identity profile] smilla02.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me wrap this entire post in a soft blanket of love, okay? OKAY?

I'm crossing my fingers for Anna. C'mon show, what's one more resurrection?

CAS HAS A PROFOUND BOND WITH DEAN. Unf. I don't think I'm going to get over this soon. :D

[identity profile] nyoka.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
CASPLOCK. CASPLOCK. CASPLOCK.

MY BRAIN IS STILL BROKEN FROM THE AWESOMENESS. I CANNOT EVEN DEAL.

[identity profile] vikki.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
CASTIEL SURE GETS AROUND GUYS. ALSO, I SUPPORT THE AARON/CLAIRE SHIP. AND THE IDEA OF HER TRAPPING BALTHAZAR, HAHAHAHA.

[identity profile] dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I am weirdly annoyed about Raphael's demise. I LIKED HIS VESSEL, OKAY? DDD:

Balthazar was hilarious. :D FROG IN THE THROAT? DISCO FLOOR? I LOVED THE DISCO MUSIC when Castiel walked into the mansion, it was so incongruous and ridiculous. Yes, he is totally a college freshman freed from high school. The fight between Raphael and Castiel was sorta silly though, you'd think Raphael would be more pragmatic and just kill Cas instead of taking the time to beat him up properly. but who am I kidding when do angels pass up the chance to beat on someone lol.

"The profound connection" was so blatant I actually didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I might. I liked the whole talk about the branding of the soul better, when Sam is like, "What, a shirt tag?" And Castiel pauses, like he's mulling over what to say, and glances at Dean, and says simply, "I don't know." All this time Dean has an uneasy, thoughtful look on his face. HANDPRINT \O/

I have an especial soft spot for the irony that is Sassy's sparkly rainbows being united in the cause of CHILD TORTURE. BWAAAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR UNICORN NOW?!?
omg that is delicious irony! THOSE UNICORNS, THEY ARE HELLISHLY GOOD AT TORTURE, THOSE HORNS GOTTA BE USED SOMEHOW.

uggghhh the Birches DDD: poor Aaron! I LIKE BOTH YOUR SCENARIOS. Aaron/Claire and Claire-Balthazar :DDDDD

[identity profile] switchbladesis.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it was probably 50% of their budget for the season. I still maintain that Cas falling out a window will turn out to be the most important scene in the entire season-maybe with the symbolic destruction of the Death Cab for Sammy added in.

All the rogue angels need to get together and throw a party, I bet it would be an awesome party.

There's not enough liquor in the universe. They'd have to make up new and exciting things to distill.

[identity profile] cherryshadowz.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
MY FAVORITES ARE MYRIAD, BUT I GOTTA SAY: I have an especial soft spot for the irony that is Sassy's sparkly rainbows being united in the cause of CHILD TORTURE. BWAAAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR UNICORN NOW?!?

I love everything you said and I agree wholeheartedly but that takes the cake! FRIGGIN POOR SASSY! XD

Where Kripke allowed it Sera is standing firm: "You shall not pass!"

Also I want my Balthazar/Cas/Dean 3some like...NOW! Before this episode had even aired I knew I would ship those two! I knew it and last night? Best confirmation ever!!!

And I like you become disillusioned with Dean/Cas in s5, myself before the last episode. It was a trying time but this episode didn't try to shove it down my throat. It catwalked in sexy outfits and displayed itself in a 'you want it?' sort of way. The tease was perfect! DO WANT MY CAS/DEAN AGAIN!

[identity profile] metonomia.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
OH LASS, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I AM SITTING HERE AGREEING WITH ALLLLL YOU SAID. SOOOOOO MUCH, OMG.

Balthazar is like a college freshman being all, "OMGGGG FREEDOM!! I WILL SNORT A POUND OF COKE AND TAKE A DOZEN TABS OF ACID," AND HE IS LIKE

ALL STARRY-EYED OVER CAS, like, "Look at what you've accomplished! Haters better recognize! You have paved the way! :DDDDD AND I'M GOING TO REPEAT HOW SUPERHAPPY I AM TO SEE YOU!! BTW you should totally fake your own death so we can be boyfrans again <33333"

ALL OF THIS. OH GOD, STARRY-EYED IS THE ONLY WAY TO PUT IT. HE IS SO RIDICULOUSLY PROUD OF CAS FOR JUST GOING FOR IT, FOR OPENING UP THIS WHOLE NEW WORLD OF EPIC SHIT, AND BALTHAZAR IS SO SO SO RELIEVED THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY HIDE ANYMORE, BECAUSE NOW HE CAN PLAY ~~~ANGEL TAG WITH HIS BF CASTIEL OHHHHHH ANGELS.
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[personal profile] auroramama 2010-10-09 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Icon love: ye hills, like young lambs!

Right with you on the uh-oh, what's going to happen to the black guys this time.

Angels with free will: like mud-monkeys, but with less self-control and refinement. I mean, less than those hot-tub snow monkeys in Japan. But Balthazar is pretty cute for someone who isn't Gabriel.

DELIRIUM HAS SET IN

[identity profile] gabby-silang.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG::::::::::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[identity profile] l-a-r-m.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!

Phenomenal cosmic power! Emotional maturity of a gnat. -- are you totally channeling Aladdin and itty bitty living space? I APPROVE.

BORACAY! OMG WE NEED THIS FIC BECAUSE BALTHAZAR TOTALLY HAS TO BE THE ONE TO TEACH CAS TO WORK IT, SO CAS WILL ACTUALLY KNOW TO PROPERLY ENTICE DEAN. Dean hates prudes, remember? I am also seeing potential for the inevitable love triangle. But only the three of them, because SAM IS NEVER INVITED.

AGREED. I DID NOT APPROVE OF TWO SECONDS OF RAPHAEL AND HE BETTER COME BAAAAAACK. IN THE SAME VESSEL. OR ELSE. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE WAS SO AWESOMELY BADASS AND DELICIOUSLY POETIC. THEIR HEARTS ARE HISSSSSSS.

Aaron/Claire. YES OMG! This must happen, even platonically. Claire shows him a picture of Jimmy and Aaron's like, "Yeah, that's him!" "No," she sighs. "That's Castiel." Claire is looking for news and asking about Sam and Dean too and then they confiiiiiide in each other. She can tell him all about being possessed and he can talk about what it's like to wield the might of heaven.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Balthazar is pretty cute for someone who isn't Gabriel.
Ahaha, IAWTC! Out of all the hedonistic defectors we've had so far, Balthazar is the most sexable.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
ngl, I kind of want the AU where Moses is a suspect. And do you think Moses is pissed off up there about his stick? Angels patting him on the bed and assuring him, "Don't worry, sir, we'll get it back soon."

Sam's buffness is really kind of a turn off for me now.
I can see what you mean, though I still like them. Sam is getting so OTT. That smirk at the hooker. THE FACT THAT HE GOT A HOOKER. Kicking down the cop's door. He is becoming unintentional comic relief, and I can't decide whether I want him to stop or continue because it's so damn entertaining.

You think Balthazar as in 3 Wise Men Balthazar? Cas did say he needed some myrrh...
omg I didn't even think about the Wise Men/myrrh connection. Awesome. :D

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
We're trying to figure out where to go on our second date. :)))))))))

BALTHAZAAAAAR \o/ is there fic yet is there a comm yet, oh god

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAAAAAAAAAY :DDDDD

I HAVE A PROFOUND CONNECTION WITH CAS AND DEAN'S PROFOUND CONNECTION. omg the way Dean said his name after Cas freed Balthazar and disappeared. And lol forever @ Dean doing damage control between Sam and Cas after Cas admits to favoritism hahaha. IT'S OKAY, SAM, YOU CAN GET YOUR LOVIN' ELSEWHERE, for the right price, apparently.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAVE TO WRITE MY CAMELOTREMIX BUT ALL I WANNA DO IS WRITE BALTHAZAR/CASTIEL SEXYTIMES

[identity profile] moment-of-sen.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
And then Moses gets it back in little pieces and is all =( they broke his toy! Poor Moses.

What happened to our little Sammy from before? I miss the lanky mop-haired scrap. I feel like Dean hasn't changed and Sam has, way out of recognition. Like you said, so OTT. I don't think even Dean would call him "Sammy" now. He'd crush your head between his pecs.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN FUCKED OVER BY ANGELS AND THEIR LIES. The fic is gonna be like Kill Bill, with Aaron and Claire as Uma Thurman and the angels as the assassins. Castiel is Bill.

Aaron has a handprint on his chest. Claire puts her hand over it, and it's the same size as her dad's.

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He had such a fucking sexy voice too. I will miss you, Donnie Finnerman. Yeah the fight reminds me of 5x14 a little bit, where Anna threw Mary around instead of just snapping her neck. Is this why angels get into so much shit all the time, because they're HORRIBLE FIGHTERS?

Hee! I don't expect subtlety from this show , so I am a-okay with ~profound connection~. Also I didn't interpret that look to Dean as you did, so idk. Anvilicious validation FTW.

LOLOLOL SASSY AS CROUP&VANDEMAR, Y/MFY?

[identity profile] twoskeletons.livejournal.com 2010-10-09 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor friggin' anyone that Sassy has to get information from! XD

Also I want my Balthazar/Cas/Dean 3some like...NOW!
IAWTC. This episode was just a parade of awesome shippery.

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