my heart is alive with the sound of casplock

[whynot]

So, SPN 6x03.



OMFG DON'T FRONT, YOU KNOW THAT AFTER THE EPISODE ENDED, CAS CHASED BALTHAZAR DOWN and Balthazar laughs delightedly and is like, "I know this game! I think the apes call it tag," and Balthazar just flies faster and Cas chases him over the Grand Canyon, into the Mariana Trench, so fast across the deserts of North Africa that they leave sandstorms in their wake. He can't run forever, he knows this. Castiel is stronger now, and faster, and when Castiel catches up, they

MAKE OUT A LOT.

HELLO NEW SHIP.

SO THIS GUY IS basically Gabe 2.0, but is like... nouveau riche, except with free will instead of money. Motherfucking angels, man. Phenomenal cosmic power! Emotional maturity of a gnat. Balthazar is like a college freshman being all, "OMGGGG FREEDOM!! I WILL SNORT A POUND OF COKE AND TAKE A DOZEN TABS OF ACID," AND HE IS LIKE

ALL STARRY-EYED OVER CAS, like, "Look at what you've accomplished! Haters better recognize! You have paved the way! :DDDDD AND I'M GOING TO REPEAT HOW SUPERHAPPY I AM TO SEE YOU!! BTW you should totally fake your own death so we can be boyfrans again <33333"

ANGEL BOYFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSSS omg WHERE IS THE FIC where Castiel catches up to Balthazar in Boracay, where he is vacationing and being generally hedonistic, and Balthazar is like, "You're right, you know, the human body is an amazing thing. This," he says, touching Castiel, and 'this' means the touch, not the body. "And this," Balthazar continues, "and this," and Castiel closes his eyes.

-

OKAY NOW LET'S BACK UP. TO CASTIEL'S. PROFOUND. CONNECTION. With DEAN.

I JUST. I CAN'T. OMG. I FORGIVE YOU, SHOW. I FORGIVE YOU, SHIP, FOR EVERYTHING, FOR WHAT FOR FOR FOR IDK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

NGL, FOLKS. I BECAME KINDA DISILLUSIONED WITH THIS SHIP AFTER THE FINALE. But then when S6 spoilers started rolling in, my heart became tentatively excite, like, "...omg maybe?" AND THEN WHEN THE 6x03 PREVIEW CLIPS CAME OUT, I WAS LIKE 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDD AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, SHIP, WE CAN TRY AGAIN. WE MAY HAVE NEEDED SOME TIME APART TO DISCOVER OURSELVES, BUT MAYBE NOW WE CAN TRY AGAIN. WE'LL START SMALL. HOW ABOUT COFFEE?"

BUT GUYS. This is like so much more than coffee, this is D/C taking me out to an expensive restaurant and getting the house band to play my favorite song, and then we hold hands on a seaside stroll and cop a couple of feels.

THIS IS NOT TAKING IT SLOW, SHIP.

I'm okay with that.

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MY FAVORITES ARE MYRIAD, BUT I GOTTA SAY: I have an especial soft spot for the irony that is Sassy's sparkly rainbows being united in the cause of CHILD TORTURE. BWAAAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR UNICORN NOW?!?

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ANOTHERDEADBLACKGUYITIS: a terrible infection. If Raphael just needs a new vessel though, then I am more convinced than ever that Anna is still alive (as a MULTIDIMENSIONAL WAVEFORM OF CELESTIAL INTENT) and that all she needs is a new vessel too.

So. Does Donnie have a sister?

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Aaron/Claire. I'm just saying. "You can't trust those bastards," he says, and Claire is like, "No kidding."

Alternatively, Balthazar tries to sell Claire a Moses stick, but she traps him instead and asks him where her father is.

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<3333: A MISCELLANY:
1) I WANNA LICK SAM'S HIPS
2) Sam's OTT smirk when he was talking to the hooker (HOOKER???!) in what is the most lolarious scene of the episode. He reminds me of Steve from Hawaii 5-0, who is also loltastically srs. HE R SRS CRIMEFIGHTER, GUISE.
3) AFTER CAS SAYS "I WASN'T GOING TO TELL HIM", DEAN'S FACIAL EXPRESSION IS ALL "GODDD, I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE"
4) CAS SPENT "A YEAR"
5) ABBOT AND CASTIELLO
6) CAS AND BALTHAZAR FOUGHT IN COUNTLESS WARS AND CAS KNOWS HIM AND AS FAR AS BALTHAZAR'S CONCERNED NOTHING HAS CHANGED BETWEEN THEM <33333333333

I'm gonna stop here before I start describing every second of the episode and prefacing every sentence with "OMG I SUPERLOVED IT WHEN...!" This is like 5x18 all over again.

You guys.

:D


[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/37219.html | comments]

Comments

[switchbladesis.livejournal.com]

:DDDDD

CAS MISUSING FINGER QUOTES! HE KNOWS ITS A THING, HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS. LIKE MAGNETS.

AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, THE UNICORNS APPROVE OF CHILD TORTURE TOO.

AND THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE FOR DEAN/CAS! A SPECIAL BOND! ANSWERING HIS CALLS! BLOODPLAY! BEING IN THE SAME SCENE TOGETHER! IT WAS AWESOME.

I was kind of waffling between which one was worse: another evil black dude or another dead black dude. But I guess we got both : /

I kind of want Balthazar to accidentally step on a demon's toes and start a turf war. Maybe with Crowley. Don't mess with the professionals, dude.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

CAS MISUSING FINGER QUOTES!
...Or was he?! Maybe time runs differently in Heaven, so "a year" is relative. ;D

JACOB CAN TEACH CASTIEL ABOUT MAGNETS

THIS EPISODE WAS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE FOR

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING

FOR DEAN/CAS, FOR SASSY (ALBEIT SNIPPY JEALOUS SASSY, EXCEPT FOR WHEN THEY'RE TORTURING CHILDREN), FOR CAS/BAL, and ummmm Aaron/Claire. AND FOR HEAVEN POLITICS AND AND AND, AND FOR DEFENESTRATION.

Balthazar and Crowley would take to each other very well! Except Crowley would end up manipulating Balthazar somehow, I think, because Balthazar is kinda dumb. XD

[auroramama]

Icon love: ye hills, like young lambs!

Right with you on the uh-oh, what's going to happen to the black guys this time.

Angels with free will: like mud-monkeys, but with less self-control and refinement. I mean, less than those hot-tub snow monkeys in Japan. But Balthazar is pretty cute for someone who isn't Gabriel.

[roque-clasique.livejournal.com]

HE KNOWS ITS A THING, HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS. LIKE MAGNETS.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FUCKIN' AIRQUOTES

[moment-of-sen.livejournal.com]

I loved Cas' air quotes. My "people skills" are a bit "rusty"

And Sam mocking Castiel's gruff voice ^_^

And "I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect."

Sam's buffness is really kind of a turn off for me now. Ick. And him being so amazingly good at sex that he convinces hookers to give him freebies? Ugh. Gross gross gross.

You think Balthazar as in 3 Wise Men Balthazar? Cas did say he needed some myrrh...

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

ngl, I kind of want the AU where Moses is a suspect. And do you think Moses is pissed off up there about his stick? Angels patting him on the bed and assuring him, "Don't worry, sir, we'll get it back soon."

Sam's buffness is really kind of a turn off for me now.
I can see what you mean, though I still like them. Sam is getting so OTT. That smirk at the hooker. THE FACT THAT HE GOT A HOOKER. Kicking down the cop's door. He is becoming unintentional comic relief, and I can't decide whether I want him to stop or continue because it's so damn entertaining.

You think Balthazar as in 3 Wise Men Balthazar? Cas did say he needed some myrrh...
omg I didn't even think about the Wise Men/myrrh connection. Awesome. :D

[dotfic.livejournal.com]

This is like so much more than coffee, this is D/C taking me out to an expensive restaurant and getting the house band to play my favorite song, and then we hold hands on a seaside stroll and cop a couple of feels.

Dean/Castiel, let's never fight like this again! I beg you!

Me/myotp OTP.

Balthazar! \o/

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

We're trying to figure out where to go on our second date. :)))))))))

BALTHAZAAAAAR \o/ is there fic yet is there a comm yet, oh god

[smilla02.livejournal.com]

Let me wrap this entire post in a soft blanket of love, okay? OKAY?

I'm crossing my fingers for Anna. C'mon show, what's one more resurrection?

CAS HAS A PROFOUND BOND WITH DEAN. Unf. I don't think I'm going to get over this soon. :D

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

OKAAAAAAAAAY :DDDDD

I HAVE A PROFOUND CONNECTION WITH CAS AND DEAN'S PROFOUND CONNECTION. omg the way Dean said his name after Cas freed Balthazar and disappeared. And lol forever @ Dean doing damage control between Sam and Cas after Cas admits to favoritism hahaha. IT'S OKAY, SAM, YOU CAN GET YOUR LOVIN' ELSEWHERE, for the right price, apparently.

[nyoka.livejournal.com]

CASPLOCK. CASPLOCK. CASPLOCK.

MY BRAIN IS STILL BROKEN FROM THE AWESOMENESS. I CANNOT EVEN DEAL.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I HAVE TO WRITE MY CAMELOTREMIX BUT ALL I WANNA DO IS WRITE BALTHAZAR/CASTIEL SEXYTIMES

[vikki.livejournal.com]

CASTIEL SURE GETS AROUND GUYS. ALSO, I SUPPORT THE AARON/CLAIRE SHIP. AND THE IDEA OF HER TRAPPING BALTHAZAR, HAHAHAHA.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN FUCKED OVER BY ANGELS AND THEIR LIES. The fic is gonna be like Kill Bill, with Aaron and Claire as Uma Thurman and the angels as the assassins. Castiel is Bill.

Aaron has a handprint on his chest. Claire puts her hand over it, and it's the same size as her dad's.

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

I am weirdly annoyed about Raphael's demise. I LIKED HIS VESSEL, OKAY? DDD:

Balthazar was hilarious. :D FROG IN THE THROAT? DISCO FLOOR? I LOVED THE DISCO MUSIC when Castiel walked into the mansion, it was so incongruous and ridiculous. Yes, he is totally a college freshman freed from high school. The fight between Raphael and Castiel was sorta silly though, you'd think Raphael would be more pragmatic and just kill Cas instead of taking the time to beat him up properly. but who am I kidding when do angels pass up the chance to beat on someone lol.

"The profound connection" was so blatant I actually didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I might. I liked the whole talk about the branding of the soul better, when Sam is like, "What, a shirt tag?" And Castiel pauses, like he's mulling over what to say, and glances at Dean, and says simply, "I don't know." All this time Dean has an uneasy, thoughtful look on his face. HANDPRINT \O/

I have an especial soft spot for the irony that is Sassy's sparkly rainbows being united in the cause of CHILD TORTURE. BWAAAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR UNICORN NOW?!?
omg that is delicious irony! THOSE UNICORNS, THEY ARE HELLISHLY GOOD AT TORTURE, THOSE HORNS GOTTA BE USED SOMEHOW.

uggghhh the Birches DDD: poor Aaron! I LIKE BOTH YOUR SCENARIOS. Aaron/Claire and Claire-Balthazar :DDDDD

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

He had such a fucking sexy voice too. I will miss you, Donnie Finnerman. Yeah the fight reminds me of 5x14 a little bit, where Anna threw Mary around instead of just snapping her neck. Is this why angels get into so much shit all the time, because they're HORRIBLE FIGHTERS?

Hee! I don't expect subtlety from this show , so I am a-okay with ~profound connection~. Also I didn't interpret that look to Dean as you did, so idk. Anvilicious validation FTW.

LOLOLOL SASSY AS CROUP&VANDEMAR, Y/MFY?

[cherryshadowz.livejournal.com]

MY FAVORITES ARE MYRIAD, BUT I GOTTA SAY: I have an especial soft spot for the irony that is Sassy's sparkly rainbows being united in the cause of CHILD TORTURE. BWAAAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR UNICORN NOW?!?

I love everything you said and I agree wholeheartedly but that takes the cake! FRIGGIN POOR SASSY! XD

Where Kripke allowed it Sera is standing firm: "You shall not pass!"

Also I want my Balthazar/Cas/Dean 3some like...NOW! Before this episode had even aired I knew I would ship those two! I knew it and last night? Best confirmation ever!!!

And I like you become disillusioned with Dean/Cas in s5, myself before the last episode. It was a trying time but this episode didn't try to shove it down my throat. It catwalked in sexy outfits and displayed itself in a 'you want it?' sort of way. The tease was perfect! DO WANT MY CAS/DEAN AGAIN!

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Poor friggin' anyone that Sassy has to get information from! XD

Also I want my Balthazar/Cas/Dean 3some like...NOW!
IAWTC. This episode was just a parade of awesome shippery.

[metonomia.livejournal.com]

OH LASS, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I AM SITTING HERE AGREEING WITH ALLLLL YOU SAID. SOOOOOO MUCH, OMG.

Balthazar is like a college freshman being all, "OMGGGG FREEDOM!! I WILL SNORT A POUND OF COKE AND TAKE A DOZEN TABS OF ACID," AND HE IS LIKE

ALL STARRY-EYED OVER CAS, like, "Look at what you've accomplished! Haters better recognize! You have paved the way! :DDDDD AND I'M GOING TO REPEAT HOW SUPERHAPPY I AM TO SEE YOU!! BTW you should totally fake your own death so we can be boyfrans again <33333"
ALL OF THIS. OH GOD, STARRY-EYED IS THE ONLY WAY TO PUT IT. HE IS SO RIDICULOUSLY PROUD OF CAS FOR JUST GOING FOR IT, FOR OPENING UP THIS WHOLE NEW WORLD OF EPIC SHIT, AND BALTHAZAR IS SO SO SO RELIEVED THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY HIDE ANYMORE, BECAUSE NOW HE CAN PLAY ~~~ANGEL TAG WITH HIS BF CASTIEL OHHHHHH ANGELS.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

HE IS PROUD AND JUST REALLY FAWNING OVER HIM AND COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT. WHEN HE FAKED HIS DEATH, HE HAD NO IDEA WHEN THE NEXT TIME HE'D SEE CASTIEL WAS, AND HERE HE IS. CASTIEL TRACKS HIM DOWN. CASTIEL ALWAYS KNOWS WHERE TO FIND HIM.

But then again Cas is missing the point too. XD "THEY HAVE FREE WILL NOW BUT ARE USING IT TO CHOOSE THE WRONG CHOICESSSSS"

DELIRIUM HAS SET IN

[gabby-silang.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG::::::::::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Re: DELIRIUM HAS SET IN

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

PLUS WHIP CREAM

AND HANDCUFFS

AND LUBE

[l-a-r-m.livejournal.com]

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!

Phenomenal cosmic power! Emotional maturity of a gnat. -- are you totally channeling Aladdin and itty bitty living space? I APPROVE.

BORACAY! OMG WE NEED THIS FIC BECAUSE BALTHAZAR TOTALLY HAS TO BE THE ONE TO TEACH CAS TO WORK IT, SO CAS WILL ACTUALLY KNOW TO PROPERLY ENTICE DEAN. Dean hates prudes, remember? I am also seeing potential for the inevitable love triangle. But only the three of them, because SAM IS NEVER INVITED.

AGREED. I DID NOT APPROVE OF TWO SECONDS OF RAPHAEL AND HE BETTER COME BAAAAAACK. IN THE SAME VESSEL. OR ELSE. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE WAS SO AWESOMELY BADASS AND DELICIOUSLY POETIC. THEIR HEARTS ARE HISSSSSSS.

Aaron/Claire. YES OMG! This must happen, even platonically. Claire shows him a picture of Jimmy and Aaron's like, "Yeah, that's him!" "No," she sighs. "That's Castiel." Claire is looking for news and asking about Sam and Dean too and then they confiiiiiide in each other. She can tell him all about being possessed and he can talk about what it's like to wield the might of heaven.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I was totally channeling Aladdin! :D You noticed!

I kind of like the idea that Cas knows how to work it a little ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE PROFOUND CONNECTING HE'S DONE WITH DEAN. ~Profound. It's Enochian for sexy. And Sam's too busy paying for sex apparently, so whateverrrr.

AARON/CLAIRE HAS SUDDENLY BECOME MY FAVORITE TNG SHIP, IDK. It's the Cas connection. MY FAVORITE CONNECTION.

[murron.livejournal.com]

HELLO NEW SHIP.
Right? RIGHT??????

I don't know what I loved more, the comment about the PROFOUND bond or the fact that Cas "wasn't going to mention it". I swear I saw Dean blush :p!!

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

OH GOD IKR
he wasn't going to mention it, as if implying that Dean and Cas have talked before and agreed that YES, THEIR BOND IS QUITE PROFOUND. OMFG. and now Dean is like "GOD, YOU JUST CAN'T STOP TMI-ING CAN YOU?" and then Dean tries to do DAMAGE CONTROL because Sam spent ALL THAT TIME trying to contact Cas (~ALL THAT TIME~) and omg jealous bitchy Sam OMG THIS EPISOOOOODE

[roque-clasique.livejournal.com]

YEP to it all. And LOL to our different hip-reactions.

(Not just all black guys dead, but also all Bad Angels are Black Angels).

This is one of those episodes where my inner slash writer is like WOAH HI EVERYBODY and gets a little dizzy. Balthazar and Cas needs to happen pretty much twenty seconds ago. I like him much better than Gabe because I think he's hotter and I am about as deep as a puddle. If you give me this soon I'll give you something of your choosing, but ONLY if you somehow involve Hostess products.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

IKR IKR, THIS EPISODE was a huge frickin' gift basket of ships, side order of angel politics. CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY. And I agree with all your Balthazar thoughts. He may obviously be a Gabe replacement, but at least he is hotter and has a big crush on Cas.

If you give me this soon I'll give you something of your choosing, but ONLY if you somehow involve Hostess products.
GIRL, DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN aching to write some and all I need is the slightest provocation.

[wandersfound.livejournal.com]

SDGKHKJADSH YES YES OMG I STILL EVEN THREE DAYS LATER KEEP TRYING TO COME UP WITH THINGS TO SAY AND ONLY HAVE MANAGED "OMG PROFOUND BOND."

WHERE IS ALL THE CASTIEL/BALTHAZAR FIC THOUGH IT'S BEEN LIKE THREE DAYS WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT.

PROFOUND BOND.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

OMFG IKR I DON'T EVEN HOLY SHIT IT IS ALL MY FAVORITE PART
ALL OF IT
ALL OF ITTTTTTT

I TRIED TO WRITE CASTIEL/BALTHAZAR BUT IT TURNED OUT GEN DDDDD: I AM AN DIRTY INCORRIBLE GENWRITER, WILL I NEVER REALIZE THE ERROR OF MY WAYS

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

BALTHAZAR WANTS CAS TO COME LIVE IN A PYRAMID WITH HIM FOREVERRRRRRRRRRR

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE OBSERVATION THAT I HAVE READ TO DATE

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

Sassy's sparkly rainbows being united in the cause of CHILD TORTURE. BWAAAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR UNICORN NOW?!?

AHAHAHA OH GOD I JUST, TEAM FREE WILL I LOVE THEM
AND I FIND THAT I LOVE THEM EVEN WHEN THEY'RE BEING SEVERELY MORALLY QUESTIONABLE
SASSY ADVENTURES ARE NOW WAY DARK AND CREEPY. ... THIS IS REALLY EXCITING OH GOD

Alternatively, Balthazar tries to sell Claire a Moses stick, but she traps him instead and asks him where her father is.

HOSHIT
CLAIRE YOU SO BAMF FOR THE LOVE OF FAMILY <3333

THE FINGER QUOTES

I'LL CONTINUE THIS LATER AFTER DINNER