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my heart is alive with the sound of casplock
So, SPN 6x03.
OMFG DON'T FRONT, YOU KNOW THAT AFTER THE EPISODE ENDED, CAS CHASED BALTHAZAR DOWN and Balthazar laughs delightedly and is like, "I know this game! I think the apes call it tag," and Balthazar just flies faster and Cas chases him over the Grand Canyon, into the Mariana Trench, so fast across the deserts of North Africa that they leave sandstorms in their wake. He can't run forever, he knows this. Castiel is stronger now, and faster, and when Castiel catches up, they
MAKE OUT A LOT.
HELLO NEW SHIP.
SO THIS GUY IS basically Gabe 2.0, but is like... nouveau riche, except with free will instead of money. Motherfucking angels, man. Phenomenal cosmic power! Emotional maturity of a gnat. Balthazar is like a college freshman being all, "OMGGGG FREEDOM!! I WILL SNORT A POUND OF COKE AND TAKE A DOZEN TABS OF ACID," AND HE IS LIKE
ALL STARRY-EYED OVER CAS, like, "Look at what you've accomplished! Haters better recognize! You have paved the way! :DDDDD AND I'M GOING TO REPEAT HOW SUPERHAPPY I AM TO SEE YOU!! BTW you should totally fake your own death so we can be boyfrans again <33333"
ANGEL BOYFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSSS omg WHERE IS THE FIC where Castiel catches up to Balthazar in Boracay, where he is vacationing and being generally hedonistic, and Balthazar is like, "You're right, you know, the human body is an amazing thing. This," he says, touching Castiel, and 'this' means the touch, not the body. "And this," Balthazar continues, "and this," and Castiel closes his eyes.
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OKAY NOW LET'S BACK UP. TO CASTIEL'S. PROFOUND. CONNECTION. With DEAN.
I JUST. I CAN'T. OMG. I FORGIVE YOU, SHOW. I FORGIVE YOU, SHIP, FOR EVERYTHING, FOR WHAT FOR FOR FOR IDK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
NGL, FOLKS. I BECAME KINDA DISILLUSIONED WITH THIS SHIP AFTER THE FINALE. But then when S6 spoilers started rolling in, my heart became tentatively excite, like, "...omg maybe?" AND THEN WHEN THE 6x03 PREVIEW CLIPS CAME OUT, I WAS LIKE 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDD AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, SHIP, WE CAN TRY AGAIN. WE MAY HAVE NEEDED SOME TIME APART TO DISCOVER OURSELVES, BUT MAYBE NOW WE CAN TRY AGAIN. WE'LL START SMALL. HOW ABOUT COFFEE?"
BUT GUYS. This is like so much more than coffee, this is D/C taking me out to an expensive restaurant and getting the house band to play my favorite song, and then we hold hands on a seaside stroll and cop a couple of feels.
THIS IS NOT TAKING IT SLOW, SHIP.
I'm okay with that.
-
MY FAVORITES ARE MYRIAD, BUT I GOTTA SAY: I have an especial soft spot for the irony that is Sassy's sparkly rainbows being united in the cause of CHILD TORTURE. BWAAAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR UNICORN NOW?!?
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ANOTHERDEADBLACKGUYITIS: a terrible infection. If Raphael just needs a new vessel though, then I am more convinced than ever that Anna is still alive (as a MULTIDIMENSIONAL WAVEFORM OF CELESTIAL INTENT) and that all she needs is a new vessel too.
So. Does Donnie have a sister?
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Aaron/Claire. I'm just saying. "You can't trust those bastards," he says, and Claire is like, "No kidding."
Alternatively, Balthazar tries to sell Claire a Moses stick, but she traps him instead and asks him where her father is.
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<3333: A MISCELLANY:
1) I WANNA LICK SAM'S HIPS
2) Sam's OTT smirk when he was talking to the hooker (HOOKER???!) in what is the most lolarious scene of the episode. He reminds me of Steve from Hawaii 5-0, who is also loltastically srs. HE R SRS CRIMEFIGHTER, GUISE.
3) AFTER CAS SAYS "I WASN'T GOING TO TELL HIM", DEAN'S FACIAL EXPRESSION IS ALL "GODDD, I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE"
4) CAS SPENT "A YEAR"
5) ABBOT AND CASTIELLO
6) CAS AND BALTHAZAR FOUGHT IN COUNTLESS WARS AND CAS KNOWS HIM AND AS FAR AS BALTHAZAR'S CONCERNED NOTHING HAS CHANGED BETWEEN THEM <33333333333
I'm gonna stop here before I start describing every second of the episode and prefacing every sentence with "OMG I SUPERLOVED IT WHEN...!" This is like 5x18 all over again.
You guys.
:D
[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/37219.html |
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OMFG DON'T FRONT, YOU KNOW THAT AFTER THE EPISODE ENDED, CAS CHASED BALTHAZAR DOWN and Balthazar laughs delightedly and is like, "I know this game! I think the apes call it tag," and Balthazar just flies faster and Cas chases him over the Grand Canyon, into the Mariana Trench, so fast across the deserts of North Africa that they leave sandstorms in their wake. He can't run forever, he knows this. Castiel is stronger now, and faster, and when Castiel catches up, they
MAKE OUT A LOT.
HELLO NEW SHIP.
SO THIS GUY IS basically Gabe 2.0, but is like... nouveau riche, except with free will instead of money. Motherfucking angels, man. Phenomenal cosmic power! Emotional maturity of a gnat. Balthazar is like a college freshman being all, "OMGGGG FREEDOM!! I WILL SNORT A POUND OF COKE AND TAKE A DOZEN TABS OF ACID," AND HE IS LIKE
ALL STARRY-EYED OVER CAS, like, "Look at what you've accomplished! Haters better recognize! You have paved the way! :DDDDD AND I'M GOING TO REPEAT HOW SUPERHAPPY I AM TO SEE YOU!! BTW you should totally fake your own death so we can be boyfrans again <33333"
ANGEL BOYFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSSS omg WHERE IS THE FIC where Castiel catches up to Balthazar in Boracay, where he is vacationing and being generally hedonistic, and Balthazar is like, "You're right, you know, the human body is an amazing thing. This," he says, touching Castiel, and 'this' means the touch, not the body. "And this," Balthazar continues, "and this," and Castiel closes his eyes.
-
OKAY NOW LET'S BACK UP. TO CASTIEL'S. PROFOUND. CONNECTION. With DEAN.
I JUST. I CAN'T. OMG. I FORGIVE YOU, SHOW. I FORGIVE YOU, SHIP, FOR EVERYTHING, FOR WHAT FOR FOR FOR IDK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
NGL, FOLKS. I BECAME KINDA DISILLUSIONED WITH THIS SHIP AFTER THE FINALE. But then when S6 spoilers started rolling in, my heart became tentatively excite, like, "...omg maybe?" AND THEN WHEN THE 6x03 PREVIEW CLIPS CAME OUT, I WAS LIKE 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDD AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, SHIP, WE CAN TRY AGAIN. WE MAY HAVE NEEDED SOME TIME APART TO DISCOVER OURSELVES, BUT MAYBE NOW WE CAN TRY AGAIN. WE'LL START SMALL. HOW ABOUT COFFEE?"
BUT GUYS. This is like so much more than coffee, this is D/C taking me out to an expensive restaurant and getting the house band to play my favorite song, and then we hold hands on a seaside stroll and cop a couple of feels.
THIS IS NOT TAKING IT SLOW, SHIP.
I'm okay with that.
-
MY FAVORITES ARE MYRIAD, BUT I GOTTA SAY: I have an especial soft spot for the irony that is Sassy's sparkly rainbows being united in the cause of CHILD TORTURE. BWAAAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR UNICORN NOW?!?
-
ANOTHERDEADBLACKGUYITIS: a terrible infection. If Raphael just needs a new vessel though, then I am more convinced than ever that Anna is still alive (as a MULTIDIMENSIONAL WAVEFORM OF CELESTIAL INTENT) and that all she needs is a new vessel too.
So. Does Donnie have a sister?
-
Aaron/Claire. I'm just saying. "You can't trust those bastards," he says, and Claire is like, "No kidding."
Alternatively, Balthazar tries to sell Claire a Moses stick, but she traps him instead and asks him where her father is.
-
<3333: A MISCELLANY:
1) I WANNA LICK SAM'S HIPS
2) Sam's OTT smirk when he was talking to the hooker (HOOKER???!) in what is the most lolarious scene of the episode. He reminds me of Steve from Hawaii 5-0, who is also loltastically srs. HE R SRS CRIMEFIGHTER, GUISE.
3) AFTER CAS SAYS "I WASN'T GOING TO TELL HIM", DEAN'S FACIAL EXPRESSION IS ALL "GODDD, I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE"
4) CAS SPENT "A YEAR"
5) ABBOT AND CASTIELLO
6) CAS AND BALTHAZAR FOUGHT IN COUNTLESS WARS AND CAS KNOWS HIM AND AS FAR AS BALTHAZAR'S CONCERNED NOTHING HAS CHANGED BETWEEN THEM <33333333333
I'm gonna stop here before I start describing every second of the episode and prefacing every sentence with "OMG I SUPERLOVED IT WHEN...!" This is like 5x18 all over again.
You guys.
:D
[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/37219.html |
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CAS MISUSING FINGER QUOTES! HE KNOWS ITS A THING, HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS. LIKE MAGNETS.
AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, THE UNICORNS APPROVE OF CHILD TORTURE TOO.
AND THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE FOR DEAN/CAS! A SPECIAL BOND! ANSWERING HIS CALLS! BLOODPLAY! BEING IN THE SAME SCENE TOGETHER! IT WAS AWESOME.
I was kind of waffling between which one was worse: another evil black dude or another dead black dude. But I guess we got both : /
I kind of want Balthazar to accidentally step on a demon's toes and start a turf war. Maybe with Crowley. Don't mess with the professionals, dude.
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...Or was he?! Maybe time runs differently in Heaven, so "a year" is relative. ;D
JACOB CAN TEACH CASTIEL ABOUT MAGNETS
THIS EPISODE WAS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE FOR
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING
FOR DEAN/CAS, FOR SASSY (ALBEIT SNIPPY JEALOUS SASSY, EXCEPT FOR WHEN THEY'RE TORTURING CHILDREN), FOR CAS/BAL, and ummmm Aaron/Claire. AND FOR HEAVEN POLITICS AND AND AND, AND FOR DEFENESTRATION.
Balthazar and Crowley would take to each other very well! Except Crowley would end up manipulating Balthazar somehow, I think, because Balthazar is kinda dumb. XD
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I think we should follow the Due South rule from now on, and have a defenestration in every episode.
Crowley would make Balthazar into his little pet angel. And I'm totally okay with that arrangement.
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All the rogue angels need to get together and throw a party, I bet it would be an awesome party.
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All the rogue angels need to get together and throw a party, I bet it would be an awesome party.
There's not enough liquor in the universe. They'd have to make up new and exciting things to distill.
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Right with you on the uh-oh, what's going to happen to the black guys this time.
Angels with free will: like mud-monkeys, but with less self-control and refinement. I mean, less than those hot-tub snow monkeys in Japan. But Balthazar is pretty cute for someone who isn't Gabriel.
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Ahaha, IAWTC! Out of all the hedonistic defectors we've had so far, Balthazar is the most sexable.
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Less self-control and refinement, and no biological needs. Liver damage? What liver damage?
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FUCKIN' AIRQUOTES
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