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buddy cop AU #3590843
Okay, Dean/Cas fans, here is Hawaii 5-0 explained to you in your language. So, in this AU, Dean is a cop from New Jersey, right, but he's now stationed in beautiful Hawaii because he followed his estranged family there. He loves his family, okay. (Well, his kid anyway.) And Castiel, he's this crazy ex-Special Ops guy with zero people skills who favors interrogation techniques such as dangling suspects off tall buildings and throwing them in shark tanks. Castiel takes himself SUPERSERIOUSLY, and Dean's reaction to him mostly consists of o____O and extreme amounts of flirting. But y'all know that already.
Danny Dean: Why do you have aneurysm face?
Steve Castiel: I don’t have aneurysm face.
Dean: She give you aneurysm face?
Castiel: How many times in a row can you ask me the same question?
Totally not an aneurysm face.
SHUT IT, CAS, YOU KNOW YOU TOTALLY HAVE AN ANEURYSM FACE. It's not your fault you have to pause your whirlwind of crime-solving activity and ~explain things because no one else in the room has been in Special Ops. Fucking civilians. Fucking mainland civilians, even worse, AMIRITE?
"WRONG," Dean says. "Stop being a douche," basically. But Cas has neither the time nor the patience to not be a douche. He's too busy gallivanting around having questionable morals, lots of raeg, and the ability to kill people with, like, a pinkie, and Dean's reaction to this is mostly "...I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP BEING A DOUCHE."
Cas really doesn't see what the big deal is, Dean.
THERE IS ALSO THE FOLLOWING EXCHANGE:
Cas: “Your dad, he talks about you all the time.”
Dean's kid: “He talks about you a lot too.”
Cas: “Really? Does he?”
Cas: [Eyefucks Dean.]
This isKono Jo. She just graduated from cop school, and she likes surfing, sticking up for family, and beating people up.
She also idolizes her cousin, S2!Sam.IN CONCLUSION: COUSINS!
I KNOW, I KNOW, but seriously, Chin Ho's character is just such a decent guy and there are no guys on SPN who aren't douchebags anymore, so maybe we should just give up the ghost here and let Chin Ho keep his own character.
So, this is Chin Ho.
This is also Chin Ho.
Still Chin Ho. Actually, I think this is Jin, but who's counting.
Unless you are counting his muscles. That's okay.
Much like S2!Sam, a lot of people think he's evil, or was evil, or will be evil. He is actually a sweetheart, but Chin Ho can drink demon blood for all I care, because I lost count somewhere in the OMFGillions.
AND THEN THEY ALL DONE SEX, THE END.
All pics shamelessly lifted from FUCK YEAH HAWAII FIVE-0, except for the Jin one, which is from idek, I just did a Google image search for "lust explosion" and he was all the results.
I was gonna post more SPN 6x03 thoughts, but have a meme I yoinked from![[personal profile]](https://s.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
themadlurker instead.
1. Make a list of 10 characters, and keep it to yourself for the moment.
2. Ask your flist to post questions in the comments e.g. 'How do Four and Seven save the world using only marshmallows, string, and a tuning fork?' or 'What made 2 and 1 fall in love?'
3. After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the characters you selected beforehand, then post the answers.
All characters are from either Narnia, Merlin, or SPN.
[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/37998.html |
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Dean: She give you aneurysm face?
Castiel: How many times in a row can you ask me the same question?
Totally not an aneurysm face.
SHUT IT, CAS, YOU KNOW YOU TOTALLY HAVE AN ANEURYSM FACE. It's not your fault you have to pause your whirlwind of crime-solving activity and ~explain things because no one else in the room has been in Special Ops. Fucking civilians. Fucking mainland civilians, even worse, AMIRITE?
"WRONG," Dean says. "Stop being a douche," basically. But Cas has neither the time nor the patience to not be a douche. He's too busy gallivanting around having questionable morals, lots of raeg, and the ability to kill people with, like, a pinkie, and Dean's reaction to this is mostly "...I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP BEING A DOUCHE."
Cas really doesn't see what the big deal is, Dean.
THERE IS ALSO THE FOLLOWING EXCHANGE:
Dean's kid: “He talks about you a lot too.”
Cas: “Really? Does he?”
Cas: [Eyefucks Dean.]
This is
She also idolizes her cousin, S2!Sam.
I KNOW, I KNOW, but seriously, Chin Ho's character is just such a decent guy and there are no guys on SPN who aren't douchebags anymore, so maybe we should just give up the ghost here and let Chin Ho keep his own character.
So, this is Chin Ho.
This is also Chin Ho.
Still Chin Ho. Actually, I think this is Jin, but who's counting.
Unless you are counting his muscles. That's okay.
Much like S2!Sam, a lot of people think he's evil, or was evil, or will be evil. He is actually a sweetheart, but Chin Ho can drink demon blood for all I care, because I lost count somewhere in the OMFGillions.
AND THEN THEY ALL DONE SEX, THE END.
All pics shamelessly lifted from FUCK YEAH HAWAII FIVE-0, except for the Jin one, which is from idek, I just did a Google image search for "lust explosion" and he was all the results.
I was gonna post more SPN 6x03 thoughts, but have a meme I yoinked from
themadlurker instead.1. Make a list of 10 characters, and keep it to yourself for the moment.
2. Ask your flist to post questions in the comments e.g. 'How do Four and Seven save the world using only marshmallows, string, and a tuning fork?' or 'What made 2 and 1 fall in love?'
3. After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the characters you selected beforehand, then post the answers.
All characters are from either Narnia, Merlin, or SPN.
[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/37998.html |
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1 and 2 are competing on Iron Chef. 4 chose the secret ingredient, and the judging panel consists of 5, 9, and 10. Who wins?
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*cries laughing*
Also;
#4 asks #6 to dinner. #8 is the chef. What happens?
Who gives #5 lust explosions?
#7 and #2 have a baby. What has science done?
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'KAY, SO!
7 and 6 are climbing a tree. The tree is 3. How disturbed by this is 9?
If 1 and 5 went on vacation, where would they go and which rooms of their house would 8, 2 and 4 have sex in while they were gone? And would 2 remember to feed their pets?
(Also this has nothing do do with anything you've written here but Nikita is going to be on my television on the 28th!!!!!)
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:DDDDDDDDD NIKITAAAAA HOORAY FOR BEAUTIFUL LADIES ON YOUR LOCAL CHANNEL \o/
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But now am sufficiently recovered to note that Alex O can eye fuck with the best of them
Cas*iz impressed* Thank you for doing the comparative research!Dean, however, lacks Danny's adorable shortness....
Not sufficiently recovered to think of a clever prompt for you, tho'--looking forward to the answers!
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I... had a lot of fun doing this intensive comparative research project. Grueling but ultimately very rewarding. ;)
Aww, but Dean and Danny are both pretty short! And bossy. And pretty.
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10 and 7 have become trapped in an abandoned missile silo. Probably because 2 played a hilarious trick on them. Inside the silo they have themselves, their clothes, two ballpoint pens, a book of matches, and a rowdy lemur. They decide to stay rather than escape. WHY?
1, 4, and 9 are the stars of a low-budget porno. Who plays the pizza delivery guy/girl? Who plays the lonely housewife/husband? And who plays the creeper who's watching through the curtains?
You will never see 3 again unless you fly out to Seattle and give me $5,000. Cash, no checks. This is not part of the meme, I would just like $5,000.
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Hire Grace Park and Daniel Dae Kim to hold me.
NO THEY ARE MINE YOU CANNOT HAVE THEM
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What did make 1 and 9 fall in love?
10 and 4 decide to steal a baby; why? Also, the baby belongs to 5. What happens?
6, 8, 9 have two guns and one bullet between them, and the Chekhov's Rule About Guns applies.
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9 and 4 are stuck together in a broken elevator, how do they pass the time?
6, 5, and 2. One is an old time god, another is a witch/vampire/supernatural creature of your choice, and the third is an angel. Which one is which and how do they strike up a friendship?
And I'll just stalk your journal for the other answers, cause they are way cooler.
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Also, how did 4 and 8 fall in love?
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ALSO-
#5 is sharing his/her conspiracy theories with #s 2, 6, and 9.
#s 1, 3, and 8 are creatures in a tide pool :D
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H50 is like the best candy. SO SHINY. SO EXPLODEY AND BEACH-Y. SO PRETTY. So clearly meant to appeal to the id. SO ADDICTIVE.
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Also your meme:
1)#8 and #2 are best friends but #10 won't allow them to hang out anymore, why?
2) #1 is in love with #5 and decides to propose...how does #1 do it?
3)#6, #4 and #9 get drunk whose house do they destroy and how?
4) #7 and #3 are hit with sex pollen do they drive to their respective love interest at top speed? Is there another way to go them faster (magic/angel travel/etc) or do they just say screw it and do one another?
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THAT QUESTION WAS JUST A PRETEXT TO SAY THAT OMG LASS OMG WYRM AND BETSY AND I ALL VERBALLY VOCIFEROUSLY EXPRESSED OUR DESIRE FOR YOU TO BE HERE IN CHICAGO HANGING OUT WITH US. FOREVERRRRRRRR <333333333333333344444444789565890546
I TRAVELED TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION TO FIND THIS PICTURE OF US WHERE WE ARE PUPPIES AND HANGING OUT TOGETHER, I HOPE YOU LIEK IT
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You wouldn't happen to know of anywhere I could download the episodes from for free would you?
Also, I think I might be pregnant from all of those Chin Ho pictures.
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I've been streaming the episodes on Sidereel and Fastpasstv. I don't know where you can download though, sorry.
WORD re: Chin Ho pictures, omg. How is this man real life.
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I never finished the new Battlestar Galactica, but I loved her character (er. both of them). I didn't know about Daniel Dae Kim before this, but... hmmm. I like those pictures. Promo shots for Hawaii 5-0? and lol at lust explosion, I see how your googling skills work. XD
Characters 3, 7, 9: rock, paper, scissors, who is which?
How did 2 steal 5's underwear?
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Two asks Eight out for coffee. Why does Seven try to crash their date?
There's only one spot left on the lifeboat and the Titanic is sinking! How do ten, nine, and five solve this problem?
Most importantly, who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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