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MISHALECKI EXCHANGE OMG!
Thanks to everyone who wished me luck on my hiatus, you guys are really lovely <333. Is it really a fandom hiatus if you can't STFU about fandom during your hiatus, I wonder? I picked up a new habit over the break called Sebastian Roche, and relatedly, Odyssey 5. SEBASTIAN ROCHE. Where the hell did they find this guy? Why does he think he's a 14-year-old with a Myspace? Why is my reaction to it evenly split between OMG STOP and OMG OMG OMG MOOOOOAAARRRR? I would like to investigate his hips. Mmmm. Here is the one with Roche and Misha being adorable. IS THERE FIC YET?? YOU GUYS.
WHAT IS ODYSSEY 5? It's further evidence that Sebastian Roche plays only one character:Sebastian Roche Balthazar. You know how Misha always plays a creep? Roche always plays a douche. THE WAY OF THE WORLD. Odyssey 5 is a canceled Canadian scifi ensemble show from 2002 (but set in 2012) where a space crew was sent back in time five years to stop the earth exploding. There's angst about destiny and second chances, but there are also SENTIENT BUILDINGS and THINGSTIELY BEINGS from another world, or possibly the internet. THE INTERNET, because this show is also a hilarious example of how much technology has changed over just ten years. Aww, people from the past, aren't you adorable!
This is Kurt Mendel: famous award-winning biologist, Balthazar's vessel, and dick joke connoisseur. Let us not pretend that I started this show for anything other than Balthaface In Space, but LOL, TV, you are not even trying to dissuade my crossovers. Here is Kurthazar's first scene, putting together a satellite in space with remote control:
KURT: "Closer... closer... Do it, do it, baby."
SARAH: "Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have to do with sex?"
KURT: "Maybe because we're riding in a 3 billion dollar fanny symbol. Don't quote me."
SARAH: "If I started quoting you, they'd shut down the space program."
KURT: "Did you know that oxygen deprivation enhances sexual--"
SARAH: "I don't wanna know."
WHATEVER YOU SAY, BALTHAZAR
And and and, for real, upon being confronted with the end of the world, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KURTHAZAR'S FIRST REACTION IS? It was not to save it, at least at first.
Blow coke and jump on the bed.
No big deal, just projecting lesbian bondage porn on a screen in his bedroom while he bangs this chick. "Stop using atheism as an excuse for group sex!" someone actually said to him.
OMG SURPRISE IT IS RICK WORTHY THE ALPHA VAMP!!
MY FAVORITE EPISODE IS PROBABLY WHEN CLAIRE MADE A CAMEO THOUGH. It's the episode where Kurthazar, militant atheistic hedonist, gets brainwashed into joining a religious cult led by Claire. You're a tricky one, Claire.
That thing in the background is essentially a giant Samulet.
O CANADAAAAA. You know what the biggest giveaway is that this is a Canadian show? It's not the accents. It's not even that hockey metaphor one of the lead characters made. It is:
--the Our Lady Peace poster in the teenager's room.
WhyyYYyyYYyyYyy is Superman dead??
I LOOOOVED OUR LADY PEACE, OMG. Can we take a quick jaunt through memory lane here?
OMG LOOK I AM FOURTEEN AGAIN I LOVED THIS SONG, oh man, I wanted to bang Raine Maida so hard.
I owe people comment/PM replies and I will get to those ASAP, but things are still hectic on my side so please bear with me. I'm back for the most part! I missed you guys so muhuhuhuuuuch.
[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/46803.html |
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Thanks to everyone who wished me luck on my hiatus, you guys are really lovely <333. Is it really a fandom hiatus if you can't STFU about fandom during your hiatus, I wonder? I picked up a new habit over the break called Sebastian Roche, and relatedly, Odyssey 5. SEBASTIAN ROCHE. Where the hell did they find this guy? Why does he think he's a 14-year-old with a Myspace? Why is my reaction to it evenly split between OMG STOP and OMG OMG OMG MOOOOOAAARRRR? I would like to investigate his hips. Mmmm. Here is the one with Roche and Misha being adorable. IS THERE FIC YET?? YOU GUYS.
WHAT IS ODYSSEY 5? It's further evidence that Sebastian Roche plays only one character:
This is Kurt Mendel: famous award-winning biologist, Balthazar's vessel, and dick joke connoisseur. Let us not pretend that I started this show for anything other than Balthaface In Space, but LOL, TV, you are not even trying to dissuade my crossovers. Here is Kurthazar's first scene, putting together a satellite in space with remote control:
KURT: "Closer... closer... Do it, do it, baby."
SARAH: "Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have to do with sex?"
KURT: "Maybe because we're riding in a 3 billion dollar fanny symbol. Don't quote me."
SARAH: "If I started quoting you, they'd shut down the space program."
KURT: "Did you know that oxygen deprivation enhances sexual--"
SARAH: "I don't wanna know."
WHATEVER YOU SAY, BALTHAZAR
And and and, for real, upon being confronted with the end of the world, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KURTHAZAR'S FIRST REACTION IS? It was not to save it, at least at first.
Blow coke and jump on the bed.
No big deal, just projecting lesbian bondage porn on a screen in his bedroom while he bangs this chick. "Stop using atheism as an excuse for group sex!" someone actually said to him.
OMG SURPRISE IT IS RICK WORTHY THE ALPHA VAMP!!
MY FAVORITE EPISODE IS PROBABLY WHEN CLAIRE MADE A CAMEO THOUGH. It's the episode where Kurthazar, militant atheistic hedonist, gets brainwashed into joining a religious cult led by Claire. You're a tricky one, Claire.
That thing in the background is essentially a giant Samulet.
O CANADAAAAA. You know what the biggest giveaway is that this is a Canadian show? It's not the accents. It's not even that hockey metaphor one of the lead characters made. It is:
--the Our Lady Peace poster in the teenager's room.
WhyyYYyyYYyyYyy is Superman dead??
I LOOOOVED OUR LADY PEACE, OMG. Can we take a quick jaunt through memory lane here?
OMG LOOK I AM FOURTEEN AGAIN I LOVED THIS SONG, oh man, I wanted to bang Raine Maida so hard.
I owe people comment/PM replies and I will get to those ASAP, but things are still hectic on my side so please bear with me. I'm back for the most part! I missed you guys so muhuhuhuuuuch.
[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/46803.html |
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OMG YOU ENABLER. I WANT TO WATCH THIS SO VERY BADLY. Balthazar is everything I hated about Gabriel but Jesus why do I love him SO SO VERY MUCH. His ARM IN THAT SHIRT UNFFF
Claire kinda looks like Jessica from True Blood in that pic.
Our Lady Peace! I loved them. "We are, we are alll innocent" Except Balthazar.
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I don't know True Blood but YAY ANOTHER OUR LADY PEACE FAN. DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I WROTE OLP FIC WHEN I WAS IN, LIKE, MIDDLE SCHOOL. hahahaha
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LOLLL I knew people who did that! I wrote fic for the band Bush. I still heart them so. One time someone wrote a Raine Maida/Gavin Rossdale fic and it ~confused~ me. In a sexy way. XD
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RAINE MAIDA/GAVIN ROSSDALE?! BE STILL MY HEAAAARRRT. Hey, let me tell you about my other confusion, which is when I watched "Constantine" and GAVIN ROSSDALE WAS IN IT, playing a character named BALTHAZAR.
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armstrenchcoats, and Balthazar/Balthazar, to save the world. For lulz, Patrick the man-witch and Papa Midnite run a poker game. Dean cheats.no subject