and starring Sebastian Roche as Sebastian Roche

[whynot]

MISHALECKI EXCHANGE OMG!

Thanks to everyone who wished me luck on my hiatus, you guys are really lovely <333. Is it really a fandom hiatus if you can't STFU about fandom during your hiatus, I wonder? I picked up a new habit over the break called Sebastian Roche, and relatedly, Odyssey 5. SEBASTIAN ROCHE. Where the hell did they find this guy? Why does he think he's a 14-year-old with a Myspace? Why is my reaction to it evenly split between OMG STOP and OMG OMG OMG MOOOOOAAARRRR? I would like to investigate his hips. Mmmm. Here is the one with Roche and Misha being adorable. IS THERE FIC YET?? YOU GUYS.

WHAT IS ODYSSEY 5? It's further evidence that Sebastian Roche plays only one character: Sebastian Roche Balthazar. You know how Misha always plays a creep? Roche always plays a douche. THE WAY OF THE WORLD. Odyssey 5 is a canceled Canadian scifi ensemble show from 2002 (but set in 2012) where a space crew was sent back in time five years to stop the earth exploding. There's angst about destiny and second chances, but there are also SENTIENT BUILDINGS and THINGSTIELY BEINGS from another world, or possibly the internet. THE INTERNET, because this show is also a hilarious example of how much technology has changed over just ten years. Aww, people from the past, aren't you adorable!




This is Kurt Mendel: famous award-winning biologist, Balthazar's vessel, and dick joke connoisseur. Let us not pretend that I started this show for anything other than Balthaface In Space, but LOL, TV, you are not even trying to dissuade my crossovers. Here is Kurthazar's first scene, putting together a satellite in space with remote control:

KURT: "Closer... closer... Do it, do it, baby."
SARAH: "Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have to do with sex?"
KURT: "Maybe because we're riding in a 3 billion dollar fanny symbol. Don't quote me."
SARAH: "If I started quoting you, they'd shut down the space program."



KURT: "Did you know that oxygen deprivation enhances sexual--"
SARAH: "I don't wanna know."

WHATEVER YOU SAY, BALTHAZAR

And and and, for real, upon being confronted with the end of the world, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KURTHAZAR'S FIRST REACTION IS? It was not to save it, at least at first.


Blow coke and jump on the bed.


No big deal, just projecting lesbian bondage porn on a screen in his bedroom while he bangs this chick. "Stop using atheism as an excuse for group sex!" someone actually said to him.


OMG SURPRISE IT IS RICK WORTHY THE ALPHA VAMP!!

MY FAVORITE EPISODE IS PROBABLY WHEN CLAIRE MADE A CAMEO THOUGH. It's the episode where Kurthazar, militant atheistic hedonist, gets brainwashed into joining a religious cult led by Claire. You're a tricky one, Claire.


That thing in the background is essentially a giant Samulet.

O CANADAAAAA. You know what the biggest giveaway is that this is a Canadian show? It's not the accents. It's not even that hockey metaphor one of the lead characters made. It is:

--the Our Lady Peace poster in the teenager's room.


WhyyYYyyYYyyYyy is Superman dead??

I LOOOOVED OUR LADY PEACE, OMG. Can we take a quick jaunt through memory lane here?

OMG LOOK I AM FOURTEEN AGAIN I LOVED THIS SONG, oh man, I wanted to bang Raine Maida so hard.



I owe people comment/PM replies and I will get to those ASAP, but things are still hectic on my side so please bear with me. I'm back for the most part! I missed you guys so muhuhuhuuuuch.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/46803.html | comments]

Comments

[scarletsherlock.livejournal.com]

We missed you tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

OMG YOU ENABLER. I WANT TO WATCH THIS SO VERY BADLY. Balthazar is everything I hated about Gabriel but Jesus why do I love him SO SO VERY MUCH. His ARM IN THAT SHIRT UNFFF

Claire kinda looks like Jessica from True Blood in that pic.

Our Lady Peace! I loved them. "We are, we are alll innocent" Except Balthazar.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I think the biggest reason I like Balthazar is that he likes Cas. Everything else is details, but omgggg the hearts in Balthazar's eyes when Cas strolled in.

I don't know True Blood but YAY ANOTHER OUR LADY PEACE FAN. DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I WROTE OLP FIC WHEN I WAS IN, LIKE, MIDDLE SCHOOL. hahahaha

[metonomia.livejournal.com]

WAHHH BALTHAFACE. Now I am going to watch this. A lot. Thank youuuuuuu.

PS if Balthazar doesn't show up in the meta ep beyond jumping Sam and Dean (uh, into the AU, that is, though he could just jump them, too) then I will be sad. I WANT HIM TO JOKE ABOUT MISHA'S SWEATER.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. IS CAS GONNA SHOW UP BEFORE SAM AND DEAN MAKE THE DIMENSION JUMP? ALL LIKE "BALTHAZAR YOU HAVE TO KEEP MY MONKEYS SAFE FOR ME". IS CAS GONNA INTERACT WITH FAKESHOW!MISHA?!?!??? DOUBLE MISHAS WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAAAAANNN

[slinkymilinky.livejournal.com]

Oh, I feel you! -I opened up that myspace-y picture and immediately closed it in horror, revulsion and second hand embarrassment...then opened it again and stared a bit...got creeped out and closed it. I just opened it again. SO CONFLICTED!!!

Missed you Lass, It's nice to see your pretty face. <3

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

ngl, I am only a little bit conflicted. I am okay with staring at that picture for long periods of time.

<333 good to be back! :D

[viridian-magpie.livejournal.com]

*stares at pic of Misha and Sebastian being adorable*

I need big bang length Sebastian/Missha (or Cas/Bal) stat. SOMEONE FUCKING WRITE THIS NOW

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

SEE I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND, SOMEONE MUST.

MAYBE BALTHAZAR HAS BEEN KILLED OFF IN SPN BUT MISHA AND SEB MAINTAIN THEIR FRIENDSHIP, Y'KNOW, AND SEB IS OFF SHOOTING A FILM IN A TROPICAL LOCALE AND THEN MISHA VISITS AND THERE ARE ~SHENANIGANS. Sexy shenanigans.

[zeitheist.livejournal.com]

Why does he think he's a 14-year-old with a Myspace?

HE'S JUST PROUD OF HIS ABS OKAY. He wants all of twitter to be proud with him!

Also, shut your mouth with that Collins/Roche stuff. I glanced at Sebastian Roche's twitter the other day and immediately decided that he and Misha are my twitter otp. Then I saw those pictures and went oh, no, apparently they're my irl otp. I like to imagine them hitting it off on set and then meeting up when they're both back in LA, and getting up to all sorts of shenanigans. Possibly having coffee together, but possibly also taping fake moustaches to all the street signs, you know?

This comment brought to you by the fact that I keep telling myself I'm not doing conventions anymore, and then Misha and Sebastian Roche both sign up for the one in October, presumably just to spite me.

ALSO HI LASS I MISSED YOU VERY MUCH.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

HE'S SO SHAMELESS ABOUT IT, IS MY FAVORITE PART. Hey world, check out this stuff I know that I got. Hey world, why don't you bug people about putting me in cons? AND THEN THEY DO. AND NOW HE IS IN CONS. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SHENANIGANS. CAN YOU EVENNNNNNNN.

I think Roche's the type to like blow wads of cash on everything, and Misha is kind of amused by this, so maybe he meets up with Roche in expensive restaurants, and on the flipside, Roche is amused by the contents of Misha's pantry ("Is there real food in here?") and somehow fucks up the ginger-chopping for their let's-cook-dinner-together non-date.

I MISSED YOU A LOT ZEIT DARLING

[ratherastory.livejournal.com]

LLLAAAAAASSSSS! OMG I LOVED ODYSSEY 5 AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I'M CANADIAN I DON'T THINK AND I WAS SOOOOO SAD WHEN THEY CANCELLED IT AAAAAAAAAAAH! AND THEN SEBASTIAN ROCHE WAS HIRED TO BE BALTHAZAR AND I WAS ALL "OMG IT'S THE ANGSTY DOCTOR FROM ODYSSEY 5!!!" \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/


*ceases capslocking*

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

HE DID GET ANGSTIER AS IT WENT ON DIDNT IT OMG KURRRRTTTT. You think he's all about the bed-jumping, but he works as hard as he plays, sort of. Well, he is at least high-achieving, and if to achieve those high things, he gets high first, who can fault him? KURT <333

I THINK BALTHAZAR CAME TO HIM ABOUT THE VESSEL STUFF IN PRISON.

[august-monsoon.livejournal.com]

You're back! ♥

MISHALECKI IS THE BEST. TRUE FACT. ALSO, HOW CUTE ARE THOSE MISHA/SEBASTIAN ROCHE PICTURES?

My heart will always belong to Misha and his frankly quite terrifying craziness, but I have to say Mr. Roche is climbing fast up the awesome charts.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Hi! <33

It would appear Roche is learning from the best. XD YOU CAN ONLY HANG AROUND WITH MISHA FOR SO LONG BEFORE YOU TROLL THE INTERNET.

[dafnap.livejournal.com]

NEW TV SHOW TO MAINLINE WHILE KILLING DRAGONS, THANK YOU LASS.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

OMG NEW ICON HOW WILL I KNOW WHO YOU ARE??

[iwrotethissong.livejournal.com]

you are most adorable with your ways.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

<3333

Hello my dear!

[fireflower314.livejournal.com]

Mannnnnnn I love Sebastian Roche. I love how my first introduction to him was through GENERAL HOSPITAL and then he proceeded to show up on like every single one of my favorite shows. Now we just need one where he and James Frain (who also has a habit of showing up on my favorite shows) are in the same episode of the same show (yes they were both on Fringe, but not together) and my life will be complete.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I heard about his General Hospital thing! A DOCTOR WHO IS ALSO A BANK ROBBER OR SOMETHING? James Frain omg I loved him in The Tudors. If he shows up in SPN, I will be happy.

[wandersfound.livejournal.com]

I was going to make a comment about how pretty I think he is with his hair and his eyes and his face and all but the first thing that came to mind was "he kind of looks like an angel" so I don't think that really adds anything to anything.

He is very pretty though. In sort of a weird way. I think I like him. I like his voice. And his face. And his 14 year old on myspace photographing ways (which are only topped by Tom Hardy, who is still the #1 celebrity camwhore... and now I am six-degrees-of-random-actors-ing my way into shipping them because Seb was in Roar w/ Heath Ledger who was in Batman directed by Nolan who did Inception with Hardy. This is totally legit basis for shipping. They can take pictures of themselves at interesting angles and edit them in Picnik together).

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

He's not conventionally pretty, this is true. I kind of suck at liking conventionally pretty men though, so he's totally up my alley. He's got the sexy older man thing going on for him, like a second-rate George Clooney.

AH TOM HARDY. I only heard of this guy peripherally because Inception ate the world.
This is totally legit basis for shipping.
I HAVE SHIPPED FOR LESS. So carry on, you crazy diamond. SHINE ON, WAYWARD SON.



WOULD YOU LIKE A PREVIEW FOR THE THING YOU HAVE WROUGHT??? EDITED CHAT TRANSCRIPT WITH CALLY:

JIMBO
CAN THIS BE THE "SAMMY"
oh god and when he sees jacob again the nickname jars, no one has called him that since
jacob too, it feels strange in his mouth
they both stumble on the moment. for a moment they are exposed
neither notice the other falter, too intent on covering their own vulnerability
and of course jacob says it in this ridiculous accent just to be obnoxious
lol gordon calling him jimbo. "DONT CALL ME JIMBO."
"get your feet off the table." "okay, jimbo. "stop calling me jimbo." okay, jimbo." http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvt8g4hFO1qdd7ono1_500.png
is there "jakey" retaliation
what can be as good as jimbo
jakey wakey
cobby. coby.
...yeah sorry jimbo
IT'S JIMMY
sure jimbo
whatever, glaser
...jimmy may have just depressed himself by accident.

DRIVE BY AFFECTION <3333333333

[zempasuchil.livejournal.com]

*ROLLS IN YOUR BRAND NEW LASS-IS-BACK-IN-LJ-LAND-POST*
*ROLLS ALL OVER YOU*
*dashes back to studying*

<3333333333 x 28409830928098503

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

[be-themoon.livejournal.com]

I MISSED YOU A HUGE AMOUNT (even though you were on Twitter) and I am SO HAPPY YOU ARE BACK. <3333333333333

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Haha, now you can read my inanity in more than 140-character bursts! BETSY I HAVE MISSED YOU IN GENERAL AND I KNOW YOU'RE OUT DOING AWESOME LIFE THINGS but just so you know, you occupy a warm corner in my thoughts and feelings and I am sending you the best always and am always happy to come back to you. <3333

[lexhibition.livejournal.com]

LAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

LAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I MISSED YOU EVEN THOUGH I WAS KIND OF MISSING EVERYONE BECAUSE OH GOD I HAVE BEEN DOING SO MANY THINGS AND WHATEVER NONE OF IT MATTERS NOW

WHY IS META EPISODE NOT NOW? WHY IS THERE NOT MISHA/BALTHAZAR FIC NOW? WHY WHY WHY? I WOULD EVEN SETTLE FOR CASTIEL/SEBASTIAN. THAT'S THE ONE WHERE CASTIEL ENVESSELS TWITTER.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX YOU WERE AMONG THE ONES I MISSED THE MOST. THANK GOD ALL HIATUSES COME TO AN END. *CLINGS*

I am intrigued by your preference of Misha/Balthazar over Castiel/Sebastian, and though I would like both, I frankly prefer the latter. Maybe because it's not that different from Castiel/Balthazar.

I'll have to watch the meta episode later than usual but OMG IT MAKES ME WANT IT EVEN MORE.

[animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com]

what is this i don't even

LASS WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH TOOOOOOOO. I WAS TEMPTED TO STEAL YOUR NUMBER FROM Z'S PHONE AND TEXT YOU DURING SPN BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WEIRD.

(also, legit, did you decide to come back just in time for ridiculous meta episode? BECAUSE THAT IS SUCH A GOOD REASON)

<33333333333333333

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD'VE, I WOULD'VE LOVED TO RECEIVE TEXTS FROM YOU. Now you have a week left to make use of that number. <33333

MAAAAAAAYBE. I WON'T BE ABLE TO WATCH IT LIVE THOUGH. Don't livewatch me!

IT'S SO GOOD TO BE BAAAAAACK, WYRRRRRRM.

[allothi.livejournal.com]

I AM SO CONFUSED BY ALL OF THIS but I had to comment to tell you that I came over all <333333!!!! when I saw you on my flist.

But sorry things are still hectic for you! *hugs*

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

:DDDDD *HUUUUUUUGS*

*revels in your <33333*

*sends <3333 back*