and starring Sebastian Roche as Sebastian Roche

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MISHALECKI EXCHANGE OMG!

Thanks to everyone who wished me luck on my hiatus, you guys are really lovely <333. Is it really a fandom hiatus if you can't STFU about fandom during your hiatus, I wonder? I picked up a new habit over the break called Sebastian Roche, and relatedly, Odyssey 5. SEBASTIAN ROCHE. Where the hell did they find this guy? Why does he think he's a 14-year-old with a Myspace? Why is my reaction to it evenly split between OMG STOP and OMG OMG OMG MOOOOOAAARRRR? I would like to investigate his hips. Mmmm. Here is the one with Roche and Misha being adorable. IS THERE FIC YET?? YOU GUYS.

WHAT IS ODYSSEY 5? It's further evidence that Sebastian Roche plays only one character: Sebastian Roche Balthazar. You know how Misha always plays a creep? Roche always plays a douche. THE WAY OF THE WORLD. Odyssey 5 is a canceled Canadian scifi ensemble show from 2002 (but set in 2012) where a space crew was sent back in time five years to stop the earth exploding. There's angst about destiny and second chances, but there are also SENTIENT BUILDINGS and THINGSTIELY BEINGS from another world, or possibly the internet. THE INTERNET, because this show is also a hilarious example of how much technology has changed over just ten years. Aww, people from the past, aren't you adorable!




This is Kurt Mendel: famous award-winning biologist, Balthazar's vessel, and dick joke connoisseur. Let us not pretend that I started this show for anything other than Balthaface In Space, but LOL, TV, you are not even trying to dissuade my crossovers. Here is Kurthazar's first scene, putting together a satellite in space with remote control:

KURT: "Closer... closer... Do it, do it, baby."
SARAH: "Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have to do with sex?"
KURT: "Maybe because we're riding in a 3 billion dollar fanny symbol. Don't quote me."
SARAH: "If I started quoting you, they'd shut down the space program."



KURT: "Did you know that oxygen deprivation enhances sexual--"
SARAH: "I don't wanna know."

WHATEVER YOU SAY, BALTHAZAR

And and and, for real, upon being confronted with the end of the world, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KURTHAZAR'S FIRST REACTION IS? It was not to save it, at least at first.


Blow coke and jump on the bed.


No big deal, just projecting lesbian bondage porn on a screen in his bedroom while he bangs this chick. "Stop using atheism as an excuse for group sex!" someone actually said to him.


OMG SURPRISE IT IS RICK WORTHY THE ALPHA VAMP!!

MY FAVORITE EPISODE IS PROBABLY WHEN CLAIRE MADE A CAMEO THOUGH. It's the episode where Kurthazar, militant atheistic hedonist, gets brainwashed into joining a religious cult led by Claire. You're a tricky one, Claire.


That thing in the background is essentially a giant Samulet.

O CANADAAAAA. You know what the biggest giveaway is that this is a Canadian show? It's not the accents. It's not even that hockey metaphor one of the lead characters made. It is:

--the Our Lady Peace poster in the teenager's room.


WhyyYYyyYYyyYyy is Superman dead??

I LOOOOVED OUR LADY PEACE, OMG. Can we take a quick jaunt through memory lane here?

OMG LOOK I AM FOURTEEN AGAIN I LOVED THIS SONG, oh man, I wanted to bang Raine Maida so hard.



I owe people comment/PM replies and I will get to those ASAP, but things are still hectic on my side so please bear with me. I'm back for the most part! I missed you guys so muhuhuhuuuuch.

[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/46803.html | comments]

Comments

[fireflower314.livejournal.com]

Mannnnnnn I love Sebastian Roche. I love how my first introduction to him was through GENERAL HOSPITAL and then he proceeded to show up on like every single one of my favorite shows. Now we just need one where he and James Frain (who also has a habit of showing up on my favorite shows) are in the same episode of the same show (yes they were both on Fringe, but not together) and my life will be complete.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

I heard about his General Hospital thing! A DOCTOR WHO IS ALSO A BANK ROBBER OR SOMETHING? James Frain omg I loved him in The Tudors. If he shows up in SPN, I will be happy.

[fireflower314.livejournal.com]

No no I think that was the guy who's now on Castle. I can't really remember how it all went down, it was a few years ago, but they were working together (I remember there was one scene where Ian Devlin [the Castle actor's character] was in the hospital shower and SR's character came in to ~threaten him~ etc etc and there was this really weird, hilarious sexual tension and I was basically just laughing throughout the entire scene) and Sebastian's character TOOK EVERYONE HOSTAGE AT THE HOTEL for February sweeps and it was AMAZING (it's all on You Tube if you ever want to watch) and then the GH fans loved SR so much that the show decided to keep him around so they made him turn out to be one of the characters' brother, who'd had plastic surgery (and clearly gone rather batshit insane) and then other things happened? IDK, I watched GH pretty sporadically because a lot of it was crap and I've blocked out a lot of what I did watch because, well, it was crap. But the hotel storyline was A++.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lololololAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

OH SEBTHAZAR. YOU WOULD.

I might have to find this Youtube clip later. XD

[fireflower314.livejournal.com]

The hostage crisis starts out here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdUguWr6dGo) and it looks like that user has all of the clips. There are roughly eight hundred million, because it went on all month, and I don't know how many of them he's in (it's been four years!) but if you ever do decide to check them out, there they are.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA AMAZING, THANK YOU :DDDDDDD