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MISHALECKI EXCHANGE OMG!
Thanks to everyone who wished me luck on my hiatus, you guys are really lovely <333. Is it really a fandom hiatus if you can't STFU about fandom during your hiatus, I wonder? I picked up a new habit over the break called Sebastian Roche, and relatedly, Odyssey 5. SEBASTIAN ROCHE. Where the hell did they find this guy? Why does he think he's a 14-year-old with a Myspace? Why is my reaction to it evenly split between OMG STOP and OMG OMG OMG MOOOOOAAARRRR? I would like to investigate his hips. Mmmm. Here is the one with Roche and Misha being adorable. IS THERE FIC YET?? YOU GUYS.
WHAT IS ODYSSEY 5? It's further evidence that Sebastian Roche plays only one character:Sebastian Roche Balthazar. You know how Misha always plays a creep? Roche always plays a douche. THE WAY OF THE WORLD. Odyssey 5 is a canceled Canadian scifi ensemble show from 2002 (but set in 2012) where a space crew was sent back in time five years to stop the earth exploding. There's angst about destiny and second chances, but there are also SENTIENT BUILDINGS and THINGSTIELY BEINGS from another world, or possibly the internet. THE INTERNET, because this show is also a hilarious example of how much technology has changed over just ten years. Aww, people from the past, aren't you adorable!
This is Kurt Mendel: famous award-winning biologist, Balthazar's vessel, and dick joke connoisseur. Let us not pretend that I started this show for anything other than Balthaface In Space, but LOL, TV, you are not even trying to dissuade my crossovers. Here is Kurthazar's first scene, putting together a satellite in space with remote control:
KURT: "Closer... closer... Do it, do it, baby."
SARAH: "Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have to do with sex?"
KURT: "Maybe because we're riding in a 3 billion dollar fanny symbol. Don't quote me."
SARAH: "If I started quoting you, they'd shut down the space program."
KURT: "Did you know that oxygen deprivation enhances sexual--"
SARAH: "I don't wanna know."
WHATEVER YOU SAY, BALTHAZAR
And and and, for real, upon being confronted with the end of the world, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KURTHAZAR'S FIRST REACTION IS? It was not to save it, at least at first.
Blow coke and jump on the bed.
No big deal, just projecting lesbian bondage porn on a screen in his bedroom while he bangs this chick. "Stop using atheism as an excuse for group sex!" someone actually said to him.
OMG SURPRISE IT IS RICK WORTHY THE ALPHA VAMP!!
MY FAVORITE EPISODE IS PROBABLY WHEN CLAIRE MADE A CAMEO THOUGH. It's the episode where Kurthazar, militant atheistic hedonist, gets brainwashed into joining a religious cult led by Claire. You're a tricky one, Claire.
That thing in the background is essentially a giant Samulet.
O CANADAAAAA. You know what the biggest giveaway is that this is a Canadian show? It's not the accents. It's not even that hockey metaphor one of the lead characters made. It is:
--the Our Lady Peace poster in the teenager's room.
WhyyYYyyYYyyYyy is Superman dead??
I LOOOOVED OUR LADY PEACE, OMG. Can we take a quick jaunt through memory lane here?
OMG LOOK I AM FOURTEEN AGAIN I LOVED THIS SONG, oh man, I wanted to bang Raine Maida so hard.
I owe people comment/PM replies and I will get to those ASAP, but things are still hectic on my side so please bear with me. I'm back for the most part! I missed you guys so muhuhuhuuuuch.
[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/46803.html |
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Thanks to everyone who wished me luck on my hiatus, you guys are really lovely <333. Is it really a fandom hiatus if you can't STFU about fandom during your hiatus, I wonder? I picked up a new habit over the break called Sebastian Roche, and relatedly, Odyssey 5. SEBASTIAN ROCHE. Where the hell did they find this guy? Why does he think he's a 14-year-old with a Myspace? Why is my reaction to it evenly split between OMG STOP and OMG OMG OMG MOOOOOAAARRRR? I would like to investigate his hips. Mmmm. Here is the one with Roche and Misha being adorable. IS THERE FIC YET?? YOU GUYS.
WHAT IS ODYSSEY 5? It's further evidence that Sebastian Roche plays only one character:
This is Kurt Mendel: famous award-winning biologist, Balthazar's vessel, and dick joke connoisseur. Let us not pretend that I started this show for anything other than Balthaface In Space, but LOL, TV, you are not even trying to dissuade my crossovers. Here is Kurthazar's first scene, putting together a satellite in space with remote control:
KURT: "Closer... closer... Do it, do it, baby."
SARAH: "Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have to do with sex?"
KURT: "Maybe because we're riding in a 3 billion dollar fanny symbol. Don't quote me."
SARAH: "If I started quoting you, they'd shut down the space program."
KURT: "Did you know that oxygen deprivation enhances sexual--"
SARAH: "I don't wanna know."
WHATEVER YOU SAY, BALTHAZAR
And and and, for real, upon being confronted with the end of the world, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KURTHAZAR'S FIRST REACTION IS? It was not to save it, at least at first.
Blow coke and jump on the bed.
No big deal, just projecting lesbian bondage porn on a screen in his bedroom while he bangs this chick. "Stop using atheism as an excuse for group sex!" someone actually said to him.
OMG SURPRISE IT IS RICK WORTHY THE ALPHA VAMP!!
MY FAVORITE EPISODE IS PROBABLY WHEN CLAIRE MADE A CAMEO THOUGH. It's the episode where Kurthazar, militant atheistic hedonist, gets brainwashed into joining a religious cult led by Claire. You're a tricky one, Claire.
That thing in the background is essentially a giant Samulet.
O CANADAAAAA. You know what the biggest giveaway is that this is a Canadian show? It's not the accents. It's not even that hockey metaphor one of the lead characters made. It is:
--the Our Lady Peace poster in the teenager's room.
WhyyYYyyYYyyYyy is Superman dead??
I LOOOOVED OUR LADY PEACE, OMG. Can we take a quick jaunt through memory lane here?
OMG LOOK I AM FOURTEEN AGAIN I LOVED THIS SONG, oh man, I wanted to bang Raine Maida so hard.
I owe people comment/PM replies and I will get to those ASAP, but things are still hectic on my side so please bear with me. I'm back for the most part! I missed you guys so muhuhuhuuuuch.
[originally posted at http://whynot.dreamwidth.org/46803.html |
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He is very pretty though. In sort of a weird way. I think I like him. I like his voice. And his face. And his 14 year old on myspace photographing ways (which are only topped by Tom Hardy, who is still the #1 celebrity camwhore... and now I am six-degrees-of-random-actors-ing my way into shipping them because Seb was in Roar w/ Heath Ledger who was in Batman directed by Nolan who did Inception with Hardy. This is totally legit basis for shipping. They can take pictures of themselves at interesting angles and edit them in Picnik together).
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AH TOM HARDY. I only heard of this guy peripherally because Inception ate the world.
This is totally legit basis for shipping.
I HAVE SHIPPED FOR LESS. So carry on, you crazy diamond. SHINE ON, WAYWARD SON.
WOULD YOU LIKE A PREVIEW FOR THE THING YOU HAVE WROUGHT??? EDITED CHAT TRANSCRIPT WITH CALLY:
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Hahaha Tom Hardy, yeah, he's pretty cute on occasion and has lips that rival Jensen's for pure porn-star-ness and does things like this (http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/anonymityblaize/homealone6rb.jpg) and this (http://www.ismellsmut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tom-hardy1.jpg) and of course x not my hair it is a palm xx (http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9p0nxbUJc1qbgivgo1_400.png). Also he may or may not have had ~relations with men, so of course that gets him the fangirls, haha.
O M G :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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HAHA THAT'S AMAZING. THAT SECOND PICTURE.
MIT ERA:
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgufnc8BiI1qzzsb8o1_500.jpg the physics department gets up to some wild shit
oh my god I really want mit to have a physics macaw
THE PHYSICS MACAW
people teach it to say formulas
it is not allowed in exam rooms for this reason
i want physics macaw pov fic
oh my god the macaw is the only observer of jacob having a breakdown
OH PHYSICS MACAW, YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND
oh my god that is jacob every friday night
"AND THEN HE GOES OUT WITH SOME GIRL"
"CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, PHYSICS MACAW? UGH, THE NERVE."
"PHYSICS MACAW, WAIT TILL YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY"
"OH PHYSICS MACAW I KNEW YOU’D UNDERSTAND"
jacob spoils the macaw. "WHO LIKES A RITZ??!??!
DOES THE PHYSICS MACAW LIKE A RITZ?!?!? YES HE DOES!!!
PHYSICS MACAW YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT LISTENER"
AND THE PHYSICS MACAW IS LIKE
"E EQUALS MC SQUARED SQUAAWWKK"
SO WISE
FOR THAT, PHYSICS MACAW, YOU GET AN EXTRA CRACKER
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OHHHHHHH MY GOD LASSSSSSSSSSSS. PERHAPS YOU CAN TAKE ARTISTIC LICENSE BECAUSE PHYSICS MACAW SOUNDS BETTER THAN PHYSICS COCKATOO BUT OMG O M G. Jacob should bring it on his radio show. It can be his sidekick. They'll probably have like the 2-4 am slot.
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HE WOULD TOTALLY BRING THE PHYSICS MACAW ON HIS RADIO SHOW.
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No wonder Jimmy never gets through :(
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PHYSIC MACAW: 1
JIMMY: 0
ORNITHOLOGY FAIL
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THREADCRASHING TO APPLY DEANSTIEL
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY MY NAME?"
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