whynot | Taking a break from my ten billionth rewatch of the promo to bring you:

1. STRANGE THINGS ARE AFOOT AT THE CIRCLE K. They are for real making a third Bill & Ted movie?! omg. OMG. WHAT ARE MY FEELINGS ON THIS? On the one hand, MORE BILL & TED! On the other... aren't Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter like 40+ now? Bill & Ted's Excellent Midlife Crisis?

2. Finally updated the masterlist. The body count is as follows: 1 Claire/Cas, 1 Dean/Cas, 2 Sam/Dean (one of which is a song), 1 Jared/Misha, and 4 gen fics (angel crack, regrettable Sassy things, and 2 bits of Angstchesters).

3. HAHAHA OMG SLINK IS PERFECT OMG I STARTED GIGGLING HALFWAY THROUGH AND COULDN'T STOP. That was a rec. This is a comic about why Balthazar is the best worst PA in the world.

4. Bluegrass cover of Styx's 'Renegade'. It's like Cowboychesters in song form.

5. Guys guys guys, the network treatment of 'The Rapture'.

-- EVEN THOUGH JIMMY'S MEMORY IS PATCHY, HE REMEMBERS SAVING SAM AND DEAN ONCE OR TWICE! omgggg. Jimmy, what did you see? What did you feel? Could you feel what Cas was feeling? Was Cas so distraught when he was saving Sam and Dean that he forgot to block you out? You came to and caught a flash of their bloody faces, Castiel's sudden seize of terror, and then the world snapped back to black again.

-- I would be lying if I said one of things I was most stupidly excited for was having a canon (well, Word of God) age for Claire. She was 11 in 2007. This makes her 18 in 2014. OH I SEE.

-- JIMMY THINKS CHURCH IS CREEPY. ESPECIALLY MIDNIGHT MASS. Christmas is about Santa Claus and presents, Amelia :DDDD. I'm not sure if we're supposed to take this to mean that he thinks faith is deeper than its trappings, or if he really doesn't take it seriously (and that's totally Jacob's influence).

-- I never really came around to the Dean/Jimmy ship, but apparently if they stuck to this treatment, I would've been all over it. "Dean and Jimmy form an easy bond - two very reluctant soldiers of God." Dean and Jimmy form an easy bond DEAN AND JIMMY FORM AN EASY BOND. SOMEONE FIC THIS SCENE IMMEDIATELYsjfkldsjflds

-- Dean: "How can you go back to potlucks and Monopoly knowing the apocalypse is coming?
Jimmy: "Easily."
ARGH JIMMY. FUCK. ;______;

-- JIMMY STANDING ON THE SUMMIT OF EVEREST HAVING A CONVERSATION. WITH CAS? Because I have read and recced that fic before. WAS IT JIMMY'S CONSCIOUSNESS CRACKING THROUGH AGAIN WHILE CAS WAS SHOOTING THE SHIT WITH URIEL?

-- JIMMY ARGUING WITH CAS ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT CAS IS REAL. While I love the fanon that Jimmy's desire to feel special makes him strive to be the beloved of his God, I also like this Jimmy who doesn't capitulate so easily.

-- Anna saying, "Angels show when they want to, not when they're called." I was wondering about that, whether the rituals used to summon Balthazar this season is like a phone call or a vaudeville stage hook.

-- CLAIRE, WHO HAS PROBABLY BEEN LISTENING THIS WHOLE TIME. CLAIRE, WHO RUSHES DOWN THE STEPS AND INTO HER FATHER'S ARMS. Oh, I would've loved this. Perhaps the actress was shy?

-- JACK TRACEY. GOLF CLUB. PROBABLY THEY WERE GOLF BUDDIES TOGETHER.

Jimmy ~~Novak~~ McShane, ladies and gentlemen.