whynot: Pineapple Express: i'm hungry (fuck yeah fruit roll-ups)
Lassiter ([personal profile] whynot) wrote2011-09-29 05:08 pm

you're welcome

Once upon a time, there was a Blindfold prompt that was like "Jared watches Jim Beaver take a shit" and the next thing I knew, the following appeared in a chat window. I would like to state for the record that the "liquidy" line is all Cally.

Rated M for Mature. Totally mature, guys.



MAYBE THEY HAVE A CONVERSATION THROUGH THE WINDOW

"HEY JIM, HOW'S IT GOING"

"OH YOU KNOW, SAME OLD SAME OLD"

maybe jared's like that neighbor from Home Improvement

maybe jared gives advice

"maybe you need more fiber in your diet, jim."

"sounds kinda liquidy down there"

"you know what i like to do when i got the squirts, jim?"

maybe jim runs out of TP and asks jared to fetch him some more

"sure thing, jim."

and jared toddles off back to his house to get him a roll, and a magazine because he's nice.

"here's the latest issue of cat fancy. they have a really good article on page 28 about abyssinian blues."

jim takes it graciously even though he is more of a dog person.

"wow, sure is getting pungent in here!" jared says affably.

maybe waves a hand in the air as if clearing the air, saying "phew" and chuckling.

then maybe they talk about the weather and how the dow is doing.

jared asks jim about his kid and jim asks jared about gen

insert wet plopping sound here

"oh she's fine."

"great, great."

and then after jim wipes and flushes, jared's like, "welp, nice talkin to ya!"

"see ya!"

then jared goes home and jerks off.