it's the circle of porn, and it moves us all

[whynot]

This is how you know you're on the internet: as one porn meme closes its prompt-taking at blindfold_spn, another porn meme opens for prompt-taking at Porn Battle X. ilu fandom

I GOT MY mundane_bingo CARD AND AM SUPEREXCITE!

road trip	Dinner and a movie	Cleaning the toilet	discovering it's [significant day] when the neighborhood erupts in cheers	Dealing with a horse who does not want to be brought in from pasture
Fishing	correcting tourists' misperceptions of your nation/city/people	trying to find candles when the electricity goes out	at the park	-using chopsticks
forgetting items on the grocery list	fighting over the remote control	FREE SPACE	late to work	nothing on TV
returning a library book	Heavy downpour/flash flood	solitaire	Torn pants	Checking the rain gauge.
discover there is not enough x in the pantry to make y.	-putting up blackout curtains	Doing homework	perfectly normal straightforward pregnancy in the family	bug trauma (there's a spider! on my pillow! omg/help!)

POSSIBILITIES:
fighting over the remote control: Castiel & Jimmy
correcting tourists' misperceptions of your nation/city/people: Hell
solitaire: 5x04verse. Get fucked up and talk to face cards.
returning a library book: Sandman crossover. Lucien features. Jimmy is a frequent patron.
Dealing with a horse who does not want to be brought in from pasture: Dean/Castiel
Doing homework: this
Fishing: a 4x20 episode tag I have been overthinking
FREE SPACE: "food disasters: kicked off the bus because of contraband durian" <-- I COULD NOT BE MORE IN LOVE WITH A PROMPT IF I TRIED. The durian is the most misunderstood of all the fruits. <33

The plan is for more Indochesters, Clairestiel, 5x04verse, and Team Free Will: The Next Generation, and any combination thereof. And I guess more non-SPN fandoms, too. (Those exist, right?)


I put both my blindfold_spn fills into I Write Like.... If you wanna guess what I wrote, here is a clue:

[Graphic deleted for reasons of sketchy coding! The result said, quite unreliably, Vladimir Nabokov.]

Proof that if you stare long enough at the internet, the internet stares back at you.

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[somnolentblue]

*giggles* And bitesized's kink meme opens this Friday.

I now have Circle of Porn stuck in my head. Ah!!!! Except I don't have additional lyrics (no no no I'm not making them up, dammit), so it's just looping that little bit.

(I cannot believe I just did this)

From the night we first click through the warning
And blinking, consume our first porn,
There's more to read than can ever be read
More lovers we can make not lovelorn
There's far too much to read all now
And more prompts than could ever we write
But despite our own will
Each sparkling new fill
Keeps us enthralled through every night

It's the Circle of Porn
And it moves us all
With leather and lace
With gag and cuff
Till we add our porn
To the screen before us
In the Circle
The Circle of Porn

[whynot]

<33333333 IT IS BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE IT IS TRUUUUUUEEEE