MEG AND CASTIEL MEET FOR DINNER ON THURSDAYS AND GOSSIP ABOUT THE MOTHER OF ALL (WHO HAS TAKEN OVER EARTH) OVER A NICE MERLOT AND SPAGHETTI MARINARA. WHEN HE GETS BACK TO HEAVEN BALTHAZAR AND RACHEL ARE ALL LIKE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TOMATO SAUCE IN YOUR MANE? THEN THEY GO TALK POLITICS AND BOTH RACHEL AND BALTHAZAR TRY TO CONVINCE CASTIEL TO NOMINATE HIMSELF TEMPORARY-GOD AND HE'S HESITANT AT FIRST BUT THEY CONVINCE HIM THAT IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF ANGEL KIND (THEY CONVINCE HIM WITH SEX) AND HE EVENTUALLY AGREES. HE QUITE LIKES THE THRONE. IT HAS A GREAT VIEW OVER THE PART OF HEAVEN WHERE SAM AND DEAN ARE TEENAGERS AND WRESTING AT THE BEACH.


(There is a part of me that was secretly hoping - back when there was all that talk about 'returning to the monster of the week format' this season - that we'd get a whole season of just Sam and Dean and no angels, just hunting things and bantering. Then in the final episode they'd finish a case and...start it all over again exactly the same. Camera pans out. "Don't you ever go talk to them?" Random Angel #6 says. "They seem happy enough," Castiel says and shrugs. lolololololol)