whynot | but also also also THE MAAAAAN WHO WOULD BE KIIIIIIING omgggg :DDDDDD

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help_japan, who are now open for offers and bids. I'm offering to make a mix here in any of the following: SPN, Merlin, Narnia, Nikita, The Good Wife, Avatar: The Last Airbender, aaaand non-fannish.

In the Garden by

ygrawn | The Secret Garden | Mary/Dickon | PG | 6100 words
Everything I want from post-canon fic.

Reason in Exile by

takadainmate | Supernatural | Balthazar & Castiel | PG | 1617 words
I just... *____* : Balthazar tells them, "He has changed," and, "I don't know him any more," and thinks that it might even be the truth. ... There is nothing Balthazar can do though except search with the others and not tell them how much Castiel likes high mountains and quiet places.

Miscalculation by luckyraeve | Supernatural | Sam, Dean, Cas | G | fancomic
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

TWO UNEXPECTED DEATHS IN SPN FINALE. OMFG CAS IS GOING TO DIE ISN'T HE. MISHA WANTS OUT BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS KID, DOESN'T HE. CAS IS GOING TO DIE. HE'S GOING TO DIE OH GOD OH GOD. Go on, tell me I'm wrong. TELL ME I'M BEING STUPID, SNAP OUT OF IT LASS.

It's gonna be Cas and Balthazar isn't it. ISN'T IT. THEY'RE GOING TO DIE SACRIFICING THEMSELVES. ONE IS GOING TO LOOK AT THE OTHER AND SMILE AND SAY, "Just like old times, brother," AND THROW THEMSELVES INTO BATTLE. Also death. AND I WILL BE A-CRYYYYYYY AND A-WAAAAAIIIILLLLL and also <3____<3 because what better way for Cas and Balthazar to return to each other and what they used to be? I MEAN, ASIDE FROM MENAGE À WHAT'S FRENCH FOR TWELVE.

LOL NO LASS YOU ARE WRONG, THAT'S NOT ~UNEXPECTED, THAT'S JUST CLICHED.

NO YOU ARE THE ONE WHO'S WRONG BECAUSE MISHA IS SICK OF DOING THE CAS VOICE AND HE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH HIS NEW BABY AND AND AND AND AND

oh god

Gratuituous GIF of the Day

If you have the version that includes the ass slap, it is your duty to share with the class. ETA:

cugami brings the goods like a boss.

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OMG DREAM ON YOU ECG, HE IS GONNA CASPLODE A THOUSAND TIMES, THE WHOLE EPISODE WILL JUST BE HIM EXPLODING AND SAM PICKING BITS OF LION FANG OUT OF HIS HAIR. ;____;

OMG WHAT IF THAT WAS SEASON 7 WHAT IF IT WAS ABOUT CASTIEL TRYING TO REBUILD HEAVEN WITH HIS TRUSTY SIDEKICKS BALTHAZAR AND RACHEL, AND HIS BIT ON THE SIDE, MEG, DOWNSTAIRS, WHO HE SOMETIMES HANGS OUT WITH WHEN HEAVEN GETS TOO SANCTIMONIOUS FOR HIS TASTE.

"Come work for me," Meg says, and he knows she's joking but sometimes he wonders.

MEG AND CASTIEL MEET FOR DINNER ON THURSDAYS AND GOSSIP ABOUT THE MOTHER OF ALL (WHO HAS TAKEN OVER EARTH) OVER A NICE MERLOT AND SPAGHETTI MARINARA. WHEN HE GETS BACK TO HEAVEN BALTHAZAR AND RACHEL ARE ALL LIKE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TOMATO SAUCE IN YOUR MANE? THEN THEY GO TALK POLITICS AND BOTH RACHEL AND BALTHAZAR TRY TO CONVINCE CASTIEL TO NOMINATE HIMSELF TEMPORARY-GOD AND HE'S HESITANT AT FIRST BUT THEY CONVINCE HIM THAT IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF ANGEL KIND (THEY CONVINCE HIM WITH SEX) AND HE EVENTUALLY AGREES. HE QUITE LIKES THE THRONE. IT HAS A GREAT VIEW OVER THE PART OF HEAVEN WHERE SAM AND DEAN ARE TEENAGERS AND WRESTING AT THE BEACH.

(There is a part of me that was secretly hoping - back when there was all that talk about 'returning to the monster of the week format' this season - that we'd get a whole season of just Sam and Dean and no angels, just hunting things and bantering. Then in the final episode they'd finish a case and...start it all over again exactly the same. Camera pans out. "Don't you ever go talk to them?" Random Angel #6 says. "They seem happy enough," Castiel says and shrugs. lolololololol)

"They seem happy enough,"
I SEE YOU ROLLIN', I LOVIN'

GAH OMG OKAY SO CAS IS LIKE "HEY WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP" BUT MEG IS LIKE "EWW ANGELS THAT AREN'T CAS" BUT HOW LONG CAN YOU RESIST THIS FACE??

SURPRISE!MEG/CAS/BALTHAZAR/RACHEL ROOOOOAAAD TRIIIIIIP, is what I'm saying. But also she edits Castiel's speeches and throws in the occasional vernacular to help him sway the cherub vote.

kjdsbbdblhbsdb and and and, okay, so Meg starts telling Cas that, yeah, this is cool this is slang, this'll make the cherubs totally dig you and next thing he knows they're forming unions and going on strike and he's being called 'SCAB' every time he tries to slip out for a quick foursome behind Neptune. "Why did you do that?" he asks her and she pinches his cheeks (the ones in the eighth dimension, you know the ones ;D) and tells him she likes to keep him on his toes. Then she gets sexiled for a few weeks until Rachel confesses that she kind of misses the way Meg gets smoke all up in her.

Angels are so excitable, Meg thinks. But she supposes it's part of their charm. She crosses out 'democracy' and substitutes 'penis'.

speakinna penis

but also also also THE MAAAAAN WHO WOULD BE KIIIIIIING omgggg :DDDDDD

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